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Lack of Romantics
#14415881 - 05/07/11 03:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think it's interesting how cynical everyone on here is in regards to love, relationships, and sex in general. Have all of you really been so fucked by the opposite sex that you are unable to reconnect with that inner romantic inside all of us?
Without romance there cannot be love or happiness.
Stop lying to yourselves, and stop lying to everyone else.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Psychoslut said: bitches aint shit but cum dumpsters.
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Lennyk
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Anonymous said: I think it's interesting how cynical everyone on here is in regards to love, relationships, and sex in general. Have all of you really been so fucked by the opposite sex that you are unable to reconnect with that inner romantic inside all of us?
Without romance there cannot be love or happiness.
Stop lying to yourselves, and stop lying to everyone else.
haha the only leash I have is in the bedroom when it comes to gals she can hold it for a while too to spice things up :P
As far as romance goes, does vast destructive displays of love count? I once made a crater in a girlfriend's yard when a surprise... well went right, but had a bit of miscalculation.
How about a blog of poetry, or buying loads of silk flowers?
Romance isn't dead, but it takes a rather exceptional female to warrant me to spend so much money and time to invest in such displays. Gals, like guys, get greedy and self entitlement is a big no no. That is when I kick them to the curb, for if you expect me to be nice, I will not be. I make things because I care.
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Lennyk]
#14416131 - 05/07/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lennyk said: I once made a crater in a girlfriend's yard when a surprise... well went right, but had a bit of miscalculation.
How about a blog of poetry, or buying loads of silk flowers?
Gals, like guys, get greedy and self entitlement is a big no no.
Hell I'd smile all week long if my dude would pick a fucking daisy from a field for me. I am way too much of a hopeless romantic and dating someone who has no sense of it is difficult to say the least. I unfortunately am ruled by my heart. Always have been. Always will be. Hope is what I'm hanging on to now.
I hear you anon#1 - I think it's out there but just really hard to find. God, if it's not out there then what's the fucking point.
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if I ever get married, the proposal will probably make it on the national news. my stuff is that obnoxiously romantic/dangerous lol. That is the big one, so far the current plan is hijacking an ocean liner and crashing it into shore with the lcd display saying some lovey thing and then upon a yes it will launch fireworks, a no will cause it to explode lol.
The wedding would be EXTREME. .... or if I am told to tone it down than I will just have to troll the thing after.
Hell I have done sooo many extreme romantic displays already.
I bought an item 550 miles away from the person getting it, and combined it in a display of both craftsmanship and a poetic metaphor. It was the most glorious display of heart I have shown to date. I drive to outdo it, but how? It was a perfect storm of ideas and such. I lack a photo, or it would deserve props. Haha I joke with gals, that claim all guys just want sex. I don't just want sex, I want an audience for the romantic displays.
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Anonymous said: I think it's interesting how cynical everyone on here is in regards to love, relationships, and sex in general. Have all of you really been so fucked by the opposite sex that you are unable to reconnect with that inner romantic inside all of us?
Without romance there cannot be love or happiness.
Stop lying to yourselves, and stop lying to everyone else.
That must be a pretty sad life, thinking here's no happiness without romance. Not that you aren't happy with it, but why limit yourself to just one thing? What the poop?
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Romance just makes me EXTRA happy
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: dshow]
#14417325 - 05/07/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Some of us romantics still lurk around on the board. For the record I am retarded in love with a fellow shroomerite
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I think I am romantic. The problem is that you gotta play the opposite to get a girl. Sappy romance doesn't work...
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: fbi365] 1
#14420469 - 05/08/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah, girls always want a hard ass gangster type. the more you call her a cunt and smack her around the more she falls in love.
be nice to her and fix her car, buy her shit and write her poetry and she will be gone looking for someone to beat her in no time.
bitches are dumb.
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I've tried to romance every girlfriend I've had. Every single one wanted me to be a huge douche bag. Thus, I have given up on having a partner in life, at least for the moment.
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Joolz]
#14422644 - 05/08/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Joolz said: I've tried to romance every girlfriend I've had. Every single one wanted me to be a huge douche bag. Thus, I have given up on having a partner in life, at least for the moment.
I hear you, brother.
I have recently adopted a disregard women, acquire currency approach to life.
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: yutaka]
#14422722 - 05/09/11 12:09 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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At this point in life I'm generally partying wayyyy too hard to be worried about anything with the opposite sex.
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: yutaka]
#14422805 - 05/09/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yutaka said:
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Joolz said: I've tried to romance every girlfriend I've had. Every single one wanted me to be a huge douche bag. Thus, I have given up on having a partner in life, at least for the moment.
I hear you, brother.
I have recently adopted a disregard women, acquire currency approach to life.
i just fuck them and let them buy me shit until they realize whats going on and i move on to the next dumb bitch.
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Anonymous said: I think it's interesting how cynical everyone on here is in regards to love, relationships, and sex in general. Have all of you really been so fucked by the opposite sex that you are unable to reconnect with that inner romantic inside all of us?
What makes you think that cynicism is the result of grief caused by the opposite sex? What makes you think there is an inner romantic inside all of us? What makes you think everyone here is cynical regarding romance?
That's a lot of assumptions right there. I'm not sure if any of those hold true.
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I think it's fun to be romantic but i dont do it much anymore because the girls look at me like Im crazy.
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I love doing sweet shit for my g/f, it seem's like she forgets about it right after though 
Once I buried a jar with a joint, newspaper clipping (for date reference, photos of us, a sweet note and some other shit way out in the boonies. This was about 2 months in to our relationship. On our 3 or 4 year (dont remember which) anniversary I took her out there and dug it up. She had no idea why the fuck I was walking through a country cemetery with a shovel, lol...It was super fucking romantic, but again, was quickly forgotten about.
Anyhow, we chiefed the J on the way home and that was that. I also still leave her cheezy notes to come home to and hide dumb/cute msgs in her phone calendar...and this is after 6 years together. She doesnt really do a whole lot in return, kind of wish she did, but maybe chicks just dont do that
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: shLong]
#14423610 - 05/09/11 08:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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shLong said: I was walking through a country cemetery with a shovel, lol...It was super fucking romantic
I just wanted to highlight this interesting juxtaposition. I like it
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: koraks]
#14423624 - 05/09/11 08:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was just waiting for a county sheriff to drive by and be all all like 
This is Ed Gein country, afterall.
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Mafeki]
#14424213 - 05/09/11 11:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ive got no problem being romantic and like it it's just that the girl's either dont care or go "awww that's sweet" and quickly forget about it.
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shLong



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MisterMuscaria said: Ive got no problem being romantic and like it it's just that the girl's either dont care or go "awww that's sweet" and quickly forget about it.
Ive found that to be the case too. Although, when I actually think about it, I think it's just me WANTING them to go on and on and on about it. She probably really does think it's sweet, but how long would I go on about something sweet she did? Sometimes I find myself going way out of my way to be really sweet hoping to get some sort of reciprocation, which often never comes , which gets me kinda pissed...but again, when I sit and reason with myself, I can usually understand.
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: shLong]
#14425083 - 05/09/11 03:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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shLong said: I love doing sweet shit for my g/f, it seem's like she forgets about it right after though 
Once I buried a jar with a joint, newspaper clipping (for date reference, photos of us, a sweet note and some other shit way out in the boonies. This was about 2 months in to our relationship. On our 3 or 4 year (dont remember which) anniversary I took her out there and dug it up. She had no idea why the fuck I was walking through a country cemetery with a shovel, lol...It was super fucking romantic, but again, was quickly forgotten about.
Anyhow, we chiefed the J on the way home and that was that. I also still leave her cheezy notes to come home to and hide dumb/cute msgs in her phone calendar...and this is after 6 years together. She doesnt really do a whole lot in return, kind of wish she did, but maybe chicks just dont do that 
That is the kinda shit that should not be easily forgotten.
Six years is a long time though. Sounds like she is a victim of the mundane. I donno though. People get used to being treated one way and then they expect it. Maybe she just expects it from you as if it is her right and that she doesn't need to react to it cause its her's anyway.
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: fbi365]
#14425103 - 05/09/11 03:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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and the cure to that? be a douche?
I just kind of hope maybe she'll do something that'll make me go "wow! that was fucking great! I really am loved", but, not so much
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: shLong]
#14425130 - 05/09/11 03:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I mean, not to sound like a prissy fucking queen, but I'd love to feel what that feels like, anything, random kind gestures. Ive even tried to tell her to do something nice or sweet 
I dont do shit to get shit in return, but fuck man! It'd sure be nice.
It's one of those "she'll miss that when I'm gone " type of things...I just stopped thinking about it though and continue to be myself
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: shLong]
#14425154 - 05/09/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't know. You could just stop with the romance.
Or you could talk to her and say "we've been together for six years, and I don't feel like you are appreciating the things I am doing to keep our relationship lively. What's going on?" Because it sounds like you are doing these things as much for yourself as you are for her. Tell her that it hurts you when she is just like "eh," after a lovely gesture.
Maybe a joint in a cemetery is not enough. Maybe you need a GRAND gesture! Like Champaign, and engagement rings and vacations to sexy places. lol...
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: fbi365]
#14425171 - 05/09/11 03:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'll pass on that...
I'll keep wishing in one hand, and well, you know the rest :-)
EDIT: I have told her, and she said she'll try, but nada....fuck it!
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: shLong]
#14425199 - 05/09/11 03:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Maybe she is a spoiled, heartless bitch.
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: fbi365]
#14425229 - 05/09/11 03:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: shLong]
#14425297 - 05/09/11 03:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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shLong said: I mean, not to sound like a prissy fucking queen, but I'd love to feel what that feels like, anything, random kind gestures. Ive even tried to tell her to do something nice or sweet 
I dont do shit to get shit in return, but fuck man! It'd sure be nice.
I'd love to feel what that feels like too. This whole thread really makes me sad. I don't get shit in the way of romance or gestures from my guy. Passion yes, romance nada. Sometimes even just a basic consideration of my feelings is nonexistent. You guys that are doing it, hell, I applaud you and I'm sorry your girlfriends are unresponsive. Not all girls like douchebags. If I received cute sticky notes placed here and there you better believe I would save every single one of them and from time to time pull them out, reread and feel the love.
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Anonymous said:
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shLong said: I mean, not to sound like a prissy fucking queen, but I'd love to feel what that feels like, anything, random kind gestures. Ive even tried to tell her to do something nice or sweet 
I dont do shit to get shit in return, but fuck man! It'd sure be nice.
I'd love to feel what that feels like too. This whole thread really makes me sad. I don't get shit in the way of romance or gestures from my guy. Passion yes, romance nada. Sometimes even just a basic consideration of my feelings is nonexistent. You guys that are doing it, hell, I applaud you and I'm sorry your girlfriends are unresponsive. Not all girls like douchebags. If I received cute sticky notes placed here and there you better believe I would save every single one of them and from time to time pull them out, reread and feel the love.
So, uh, whatchu doin later tonight?
I know guys aren't supposed to want sweet things, but fuck it, I do! At least a little reciprocation.
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: shLong]
#14425449 - 05/09/11 04:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The reason I have given up (for the time being at least) on finding a partner is because of how hopeless a romantic I was. I probably shouldn't give up. I should probably just blame it on stupid girls being stupid, but fuck it.
All of my relationships I did the cute notes, romantic dinner, movie, back rubs. I 110% romanticized the FUCK out of every girlfriend I've ever had.
It just goes unnoticed though. They don't put back nearly what I put in, and we generally just end up fighting anyways.
I always thought doing everything for a girl you like/love is how you would hold onto her. In my experience, that's a bunch of bullshit. Maybe I just never found the hopeless romantic girl though.
Now I'm fucked. I'm too busy partying my face off to care about women. Fuck it, take another shot, smoke another J, drop another tab, rail another line.
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Joolz]
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well folks! i think that playing games with people one way or the other is for kids... it is better to live life by giving "everything" 110%. if that means doing things without thinking about yourself in some way then you just do them and you will forget about it right away.
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: outdoob1]
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i feel the same way about that. i have had some crazy bad girlfriends. Girls that wronged me in ways i would boost the ratings on jarry springer but yet i still have the ability to move on. people who don't live learn and
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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: dshow]
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Psychoslut said: bitches aint shit but cum dumpsters.
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I think it's easier for girl to fall in love than a guys. Girls are dumb and are addicted to that feeling that 'love' gives us. But when a guy falls in love, It's really love. I was quite the romantic myself. Craving names into trees and shit... Girls love that stuff. But ever since I got my heart ripped out I'm not in any hurry to find love again.
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