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Anonymous #1

Lack of Romantics
    #14415881 - 05/07/11 03:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I think it's interesting how cynical everyone on here is in regards to love, relationships, and sex in general.  Have all of you really been so fucked by the opposite sex that you are unable to reconnect with that inner romantic inside all of us?

Without romance there cannot be love or happiness. 

Stop lying to yourselves, and stop lying to everyone else.


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14416047 - 05/07/11 04:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

bitches aint shit but cum dumpsters.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14416059 - 05/07/11 04:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Psychoslut said:
bitches aint shit but cum dumpsters.




:facepalm:


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14416083 - 05/07/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I think it's interesting how cynical everyone on here is in regards to love, relationships, and sex in general.  Have all of you really been so fucked by the opposite sex that you are unable to reconnect with that inner romantic inside all of us?

Without romance there cannot be love or happiness. 

Stop lying to yourselves, and stop lying to everyone else.





haha the only leash I have is in the bedroom when it comes to gals :wink: she can hold it for a while too to spice things up :P

As far as romance goes, does vast destructive displays of love count? I once made a crater in a girlfriend's yard when a surprise... well went right, but had a bit of miscalculation.

How about a blog of poetry, or buying loads of silk flowers?

Romance isn't dead, but it takes a rather exceptional female to warrant me to spend so much money and time to invest in such displays. Gals, like guys, get greedy and self entitlement is a big no no. That is when I kick them to the curb, for if you expect me to be nice, I will not be. I make things because I care.


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Lennyk]
    #14416131 - 05/07/11 04:38 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Lennyk said:
I once made a crater in a girlfriend's yard when a surprise... well went right, but had a bit of miscalculation.

How about a blog of poetry, or buying loads of silk flowers?

Gals, like guys, get greedy and self entitlement is a big no no.




Hell I'd smile all week long if my dude would pick a fucking daisy from a field for me. I am way too much of a hopeless romantic and dating someone who has no sense of it is difficult to say the least. I unfortunately am ruled by my heart. Always have been. Always will be. Hope is what I'm hanging on to now.

I hear you anon#1 - I think it's out there but just really hard to find. God, if it's not out there then what's the fucking point.


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14416175 - 05/07/11 04:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

if I ever get married, the proposal will probably make it on the national news. my stuff is that obnoxiously romantic/dangerous lol. That is the big one, so far the current plan is hijacking an ocean liner and crashing it into shore with the lcd display saying some lovey thing and then upon a yes it will launch fireworks, a no will cause it to explode lol.

The wedding would be EXTREME. .... or if I am told to tone it down than I will just have to troll the thing after.

Hell I have done sooo many extreme romantic displays already.

I bought an item 550 miles away from the person getting it, and combined it in a display of both craftsmanship and a poetic metaphor. It was the most glorious display of heart I have shown to date. I drive to outdo it, but how? It was a perfect storm of ideas and such. I lack a photo, or it would deserve props. Haha I joke with gals, that claim all guys just want sex. I don't just want sex, I want an audience for the romantic displays.


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14416220 - 05/07/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I think it's interesting how cynical everyone on here is in regards to love, relationships, and sex in general.  Have all of you really been so fucked by the opposite sex that you are unable to reconnect with that inner romantic inside all of us?

Without romance there cannot be love or happiness. 

Stop lying to yourselves, and stop lying to everyone else.




That must be a pretty sad life, thinking here's no happiness without romance. Not that you aren't happy with it, but why limit yourself to just one thing? What the poop? :what:


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All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs

:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: MushroomTrip]
    #14416379 - 05/07/11 07:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Romance just makes me EXTRA happy :smile:


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14416492 - 05/07/11 07:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I got fucked over. My head has never been the same. :durrhurr:


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: dshow]
    #14417325 - 05/07/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Some of us romantics still lurk around on the board.  For the record I am retarded in love with a fellow shroomerite


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: BadAssPterodactyl]
    #14420200 - 05/08/11 03:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I think I am romantic.  The problem is that you gotta play the opposite to get a girl.  Sappy romance doesn't work...


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: fbi365] * 1
    #14420469 - 05/08/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yeah, girls always want a hard ass gangster type. the more you call her a cunt and smack her around the more she falls in love.

be nice to her and fix her car, buy her shit and write her poetry and she will be gone looking for someone to beat her in no time.

bitches are dumb.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Psychoslut]
    #14421725 - 05/08/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I've tried to romance every girlfriend I've had. Every single one wanted me to be a huge douche bag. Thus, I have given up on having a partner in life, at least for the moment.


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Joolz]
    #14422644 - 05/08/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Joolz said:
I've tried to romance every girlfriend I've had. Every single one wanted me to be a huge douche bag. Thus, I have given up on having a partner in life, at least for the moment.




I hear you, brother.

I have recently adopted a disregard women, acquire currency approach to life.


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: yutaka]
    #14422722 - 05/09/11 12:09 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

At this point in life I'm generally partying wayyyy too hard to be worried about anything with the opposite sex. :justdontknow:


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: yutaka]
    #14422805 - 05/09/11 12:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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yutaka said:
Quote:

Joolz said:
I've tried to romance every girlfriend I've had. Every single one wanted me to be a huge douche bag. Thus, I have given up on having a partner in life, at least for the moment.




I hear you, brother.

I have recently adopted a disregard women, acquire currency approach to life.





i just fuck them and let them buy me shit until they realize whats going on and i move on to the next dumb bitch.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14423224 - 05/09/11 06:00 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
I think it's interesting how cynical everyone on here is in regards to love, relationships, and sex in general.  Have all of you really been so fucked by the opposite sex that you are unable to reconnect with that inner romantic inside all of us?




What makes you think that cynicism is the result of grief caused by the opposite sex?
What makes you think there is an inner romantic inside all of us?
What makes you think everyone here is cynical regarding romance?

That's a lot of assumptions right there. I'm not sure if any of those hold true.


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14423228 - 05/09/11 06:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I think it's fun to be romantic but i dont do it much anymore because the girls look at me like Im crazy.


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14423547 - 05/09/11 08:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I love doing sweet shit for my g/f, it seem's like she forgets about it right after though :shrug:

Once I buried a jar with a joint, newspaper clipping (for date reference, photos of us, a sweet note and some other shit way out in the boonies. This was about 2 months in to our relationship. On our 3 or 4 year (dont remember which) anniversary I took her out there and dug it up. She had no idea why the fuck I was walking through a country cemetery with a shovel, lol...It was super fucking romantic, but again, was quickly forgotten about.

Anyhow, we chiefed the J on the way home and that was that. I also still leave her cheezy notes to come home to and hide dumb/cute msgs in her phone calendar...and this is after 6 years together. She doesnt really do a whole lot in return, kind of wish she did, but maybe chicks just dont do that :shrug:


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Re: Lack of Romantics [Re: shLong]
    #14423610 - 05/09/11 08:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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shLong said:
I was walking through a country cemetery with a shovel, lol...It was super fucking romantic



I just wanted to highlight this interesting juxtaposition. I like it :thumbup:


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