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InvisibleElmyr

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Out of the lurkness I arise.
    #14415228 - 05/07/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

So what are you ladies and gents up to this saturday afternoon?

Had a tad bit too much jager last night and It this headache sucks.

Thought I'd come out of the shadows and introduce myself. Names Elmyr. Had a hard enough time choosing a login name to begin with so I just said fuck it. Been reading alot of uncle Bob's work latley and the name just stuck. Anyway I look forward to being a victim of many a facepalms yall seem to enjoy to dish out on these boards.

cheers .


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OfflineLarrythescaryrex
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Elmyr]
    #14415235 - 05/07/11 01:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:picard:


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Elmyr]
    #14415238 - 05/07/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Pronounced Elmer or rhymes with esquire?

Welcome to The Pub.

I'm having meatball sandwiches for dinner soon that my mom's gonna make.


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Elmyr]
    #14415239 - 05/07/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Ignore the facepalming swine.

Welcome to ze Shroomery.


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Elmyr]
    #14415242 - 05/07/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Welcome to the shroomaury.

:mib:


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InvisibleMicawber
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: NewWavePeace]
    #14415254 - 05/07/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

welcome
you will need one these :nyan:to survive
here borrow mine for now ill be ok


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Edited by Micawber (05/07/11 01:28 PM)


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InvisibleElmyr

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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #14415265 - 05/07/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Rhymes with deer, my ear or thats so queer.


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Micawber]
    #14415267 - 05/07/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Son-ov-ze-bitch!!!
Why does that noob get one?  :mad2:

I never got one.... THIS IS ANARCHY!  :omfg:


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Micawber]
    #14415277 - 05/07/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

What the hell is that? :nyan:?

Welcome...enjoy your stay and the occasional facepalm


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
    #14415301 - 05/07/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hey, 13.step, what's that a picture of in your avatar? Been wondering that a while.


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InvisibleElmyr

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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
    #14415322 - 05/07/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Why thank you. But seriously what the helll is that?


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #14415324 - 05/07/11 01:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:naughty:

It won't be any fun if I tell you...

Here's a hint, it's in Barcelona.


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Elmyr]
    #14415332 - 05/07/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

It's about time you made an account.
We were just talking the other day about when you'd register and come talk with us.


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: lil_demented]
    #14415361 - 05/07/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:nyan: are ok but can easily be countered with


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InvisibleElmyr

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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
    #14415382 - 05/07/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Awe please tell me im no where near barcelona. Pretty please.
Dude surfing the interwebs on this stupid evo is a pain in the ass ima get back on the pc
Fuckin bullshit.


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: CosmicFool]
    #14415396 - 05/07/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

CosmicFool said:
:nyan: are ok but can easily be countered with




I wonder what happens when they :yinyang: ?


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
    #14415500 - 05/07/11 02:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

13.step said:
:naughty:

It won't be any fun if I tell you...

Here's a hint, it's in Barcelona.




Looks like some Moorish architecture... am I close?


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14415546 - 05/07/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

It's not Moorish, but you're close :awesomenod:

It's a bit from one of the awesomest buildings in existence...:awegroove:


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OfflineNewbieS
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Elmyr]
    #14415554 - 05/07/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Welcome to the club!  Glad you decided to register.  What brought you here?


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InvisibleJesusGoneRogue
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
    #14415568 - 05/07/11 02:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:pinkelephant::pinkelephant: :pinkelephant: :pinkelephant: :pinkelephant:  welcome to the freak show.


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InvisibleCaine
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
    #14415582 - 05/07/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

13.step said:
It's not Moorish, but you're close :awesomenod:

It's a bit from one of the awesomest buildings in existence...:awegroove:




Without magnifying I always assumed it was a closeup of a cow's nose... Now that I think about it cows noses look nothing like that :lol:


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
    #14415600 - 05/07/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

13.step said:
It's not Moorish, but you're close :awesomenod:

It's a bit from one of the awesomest buildings in existence...:awegroove:



Is it your house?


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
    #14415602 - 05/07/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

13.step said:
It's not Moorish, but you're close :awesomenod:

It's a bit from one of the awesomest buildings in existence...:awegroove:




Hmm... I think you'll have to tell me. :strokebeard:


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InvisibleMicawber
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14415624 - 05/07/11 02:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:nyan::winning:


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Micawber]
    #14415637 - 05/07/11 02:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:nyan: representing! :snoop:

:chillin:


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OfflineThe Inner Eye
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14415652 - 05/07/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:cookiemonster: :holyshit:


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14415683 - 05/07/11 03:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Welcome. Im going to give you a quick lesson on birth if your not sure.


1st stage: Dialation

2nd stage: delivery of the baby

Usually the baby is delivered head first. The baby's head is actually soft because it allows it to be compressed between the pelvic girdle. Sometimes when babys come out, they look like cone heads. In fact if you see someone who has a "long" face. Chances are it was squeezing tightly through and never fully went back to its original state. When a baby cannot fit through the birth canal, they will then perform a C-section which is where they make a slit in the lower abdomen and bipass the pelvic region.






3rd stage: delivery of the placenta

The placenta is what has been feeding the baby. Allowing waste to leave and has been exchanging O2 and CO2 with the blood. It connects to the fetus through the umbilical cord.








It is recommended that the baby starts suckling right after. This inhibits a certain chemical(forgot its name) to be produced which helps stop the female bleeding of the vagina thereafter. Studies show today that breast feeding is infact a good thing. And more and more doctors are starting to give that advice to new parents.

You have a good day.:cookiemonster:


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #14415755 - 05/07/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

SprewellSleeve said:
Quote:

13.step said:
It's not Moorish, but you're close :awesomenod:

It's a bit from one of the awesomest buildings in existence...:awegroove:



Is it your house?




Sadly no...:sad:, but maybe for the better since I really hate tourists (here be clue!)

and lol @cownose...

Come on guys it's really easy...Barcelona and architecture is key here!


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
    #14415803 - 05/07/11 03:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:hi: Is it the basilica?


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: The Inner Eye]
    #14415988 - 05/07/11 04:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

No...but it's by the same guy...:wink:


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
    #14416127 - 05/07/11 04:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

O.K.  I found it.

Antonio Gaudi's Casa Mila


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: The Inner Eye]
    #14416168 - 05/07/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)




Pretty cool.


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14416665 - 05/07/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

That's nice. Gonna look up pics of that.


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #14416699 - 05/07/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

SprewellSleeve said:
That's nice. Gonna look up pics of that.




I assume we will see a "Girls of Antonio Gaudi's Casa Mila" thread soon?


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: CosmicFool]
    #14416714 - 05/07/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

CosmicFool said:
Quote:

SprewellSleeve said:
That's nice. Gonna look up pics of that.




I assume we will see a "Girls of Antonio Gaudi's Casa Mila" thread soon?



Yes.

Yes we will.


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: SprewellSleeve]
    #14416769 - 05/07/11 09:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

well contribute to my Chicks with Instruments thread first, google isn't helping me find Girls of Antonio Gaudi's Casa Mila


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: CosmicFool]
    #14418100 - 05/08/11 03:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:awebig:

You found it...

Yep, the chimneys of Casa Mila!

I absolutely love Gaudi! That man was epic, and to think he did it all back in the
early 1900's...

I'm intrigued by this concept of girls of casa mila...


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: dshow]
    #14418179 - 05/08/11 04:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I think the DXM got to you.

No more pregnancy posts plz.





Also, welcome elmry :doublefacepalm:


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