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Elmyr

Registered: 05/07/11
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Loc: City Of Sacrament
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Out of the lurkness I arise.
#14415228 - 05/07/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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So what are you ladies and gents up to this saturday afternoon?
Had a tad bit too much jager last night and It this headache sucks.
Thought I'd come out of the shadows and introduce myself. Names Elmyr. Had a hard enough time choosing a login name to begin with so I just said fuck it. Been reading alot of uncle Bob's work latley and the name just stuck. Anyway I look forward to being a victim of many a facepalms yall seem to enjoy to dish out on these boards.
cheers .
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Larrythescaryrex
teardrop on the fire



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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Elmyr]
#14415235 - 05/07/11 01:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- RIP Acidic_Sloth Sunset_Mission said: "larry the scary rex verily scary when thoroughly vexed invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex mercifully massacring memories masterfully relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs" April 24th 2011
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SprewellSleeve



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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Elmyr]
#14415238 - 05/07/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Pronounced Elmer or rhymes with esquire?
Welcome to The Pub.
I'm having meatball sandwiches for dinner soon that my mom's gonna make.
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Mad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Elmyr]
#14415239 - 05/07/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ignore the facepalming swine.
Welcome to ze Shroomery.
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NewWavePeace
Incorporated


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Elmyr]
#14415242 - 05/07/11 01:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Welcome to the shroomaury.
-------------------- See I'm at one with the waves, whereas my wifes breasts are at one with her knees.
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Micawber
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Registered: 12/29/10
Posts: 2,644
Loc: southeast
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: NewWavePeace]
#14415254 - 05/07/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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welcome you will need one these to survive here borrow mine for now ill be ok
-------------------- (mik-kaw'-bur) n. one who is poor but lives in optimistic expectation of better fortune
Edited by Micawber (05/07/11 01:28 PM)
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Elmyr

Registered: 05/07/11
Posts: 6
Loc: City Of Sacrament
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Rhymes with deer, my ear or thats so queer.
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NewWavePeace
Incorporated


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Micawber]
#14415267 - 05/07/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Son-ov-ze-bitch!!! Why does that noob get one? 
I never got one.... THIS IS ANARCHY!
-------------------- See I'm at one with the waves, whereas my wifes breasts are at one with her knees.
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13.step
cynical bastard



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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Micawber]
#14415277 - 05/07/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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What the hell is that? ?
Welcome...enjoy your stay and the occasional facepalm
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SprewellSleeve



Registered: 03/15/09
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
#14415301 - 05/07/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hey, 13.step, what's that a picture of in your avatar? Been wondering that a while.
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Elmyr

Registered: 05/07/11
Posts: 6
Loc: City Of Sacrament
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
#14415322 - 05/07/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Why thank you. But seriously what the helll is that?
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13.step
cynical bastard



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It won't be any fun if I tell you...
Here's a hint, it's in Barcelona.
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lil_demented
Loner will lone

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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Elmyr]
#14415332 - 05/07/11 01:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's about time you made an account. We were just talking the other day about when you'd register and come talk with us.
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CosmicFool
Psychoholic



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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: lil_demented]
#14415361 - 05/07/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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are ok but can easily be countered with
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Elmyr

Registered: 05/07/11
Posts: 6
Loc: City Of Sacrament
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
#14415382 - 05/07/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Awe please tell me im no where near barcelona. Pretty please. Dude surfing the interwebs on this stupid evo is a pain in the ass ima get back on the pc Fuckin bullshit.
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NewWavePeace
Incorporated


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: CosmicFool]
#14415396 - 05/07/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
CosmicFool said:
are ok but can easily be countered with 
I wonder what happens when they ?
-------------------- See I'm at one with the waves, whereas my wifes breasts are at one with her knees.
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Mad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
#14415500 - 05/07/11 02:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
13.step said:

It won't be any fun if I tell you...
Here's a hint, it's in Barcelona.
Looks like some Moorish architecture... am I close?
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13.step
cynical bastard



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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14415546 - 05/07/11 02:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's not Moorish, but you're close 
It's a bit from one of the awesomest buildings in existence...
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Newbie
User of semicolons.



Registered: 07/18/04
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Elmyr]
#14415554 - 05/07/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Welcome to the club! Glad you decided to register. What brought you here?
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JesusGoneRogue


Registered: 10/24/10
Posts: 9,495
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
#14415568 - 05/07/11 02:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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 welcome to the freak show.
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Caine
lab rat



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Posts: 3,920
Loc: NE
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
#14415582 - 05/07/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
13.step said: It's not Moorish, but you're close 
It's a bit from one of the awesomest buildings in existence...
Without magnifying I always assumed it was a closeup of a cow's nose... Now that I think about it cows noses look nothing like that
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SprewellSleeve



Registered: 03/15/09
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
#14415600 - 05/07/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
13.step said: It's not Moorish, but you're close 
It's a bit from one of the awesomest buildings in existence...
Is it your house?
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Mad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
#14415602 - 05/07/11 02:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
13.step said: It's not Moorish, but you're close 
It's a bit from one of the awesomest buildings in existence...
Hmm... I think you'll have to tell me.
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Micawber
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Registered: 12/29/10
Posts: 2,644
Loc: southeast
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14415624 - 05/07/11 02:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- (mik-kaw'-bur) n. one who is poor but lives in optimistic expectation of better fortune
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Mad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
Posts: 18,606
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Micawber]
#14415637 - 05/07/11 02:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The Inner Eye



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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14415652 - 05/07/11 02:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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dshow
Nomad



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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14415683 - 05/07/11 03:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Welcome. Im going to give you a quick lesson on birth if your not sure.
1st stage: Dialation
2nd stage: delivery of the baby
Usually the baby is delivered head first. The baby's head is actually soft because it allows it to be compressed between the pelvic girdle. Sometimes when babys come out, they look like cone heads. In fact if you see someone who has a "long" face. Chances are it was squeezing tightly through and never fully went back to its original state. When a baby cannot fit through the birth canal, they will then perform a C-section which is where they make a slit in the lower abdomen and bipass the pelvic region.


3rd stage: delivery of the placenta
The placenta is what has been feeding the baby. Allowing waste to leave and has been exchanging O2 and CO2 with the blood. It connects to the fetus through the umbilical cord.


It is recommended that the baby starts suckling right after. This inhibits a certain chemical(forgot its name) to be produced which helps stop the female bleeding of the vagina thereafter. Studies show today that breast feeding is infact a good thing. And more and more doctors are starting to give that advice to new parents.
You have a good day.
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13.step
cynical bastard



Registered: 08/30/09
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Quote:
SprewellSleeve said:
Quote:
13.step said: It's not Moorish, but you're close 
It's a bit from one of the awesomest buildings in existence...
Is it your house?
Sadly no... , but maybe for the better since I really hate tourists (here be clue!)
and lol @cownose...
Come on guys it's really easy...Barcelona and architecture is key here!
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The Inner Eye



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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
#14415803 - 05/07/11 03:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Is it the basilica?
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13.step
cynical bastard



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No...but it's by the same guy...
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The Inner Eye



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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: 13.step]
#14416127 - 05/07/11 04:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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O.K. I found it.
Antonio Gaudi's Casa Mila
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Mad_Larkin

Registered: 11/29/07
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Pretty cool.
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SprewellSleeve



Registered: 03/15/09
Posts: 6,315
Loc: USA
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14416665 - 05/07/11 09:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's nice. Gonna look up pics of that.
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CosmicFool
Psychoholic



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Quote:
SprewellSleeve said: That's nice. Gonna look up pics of that.
I assume we will see a "Girls of Antonio Gaudi's Casa Mila" thread soon?
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SprewellSleeve



Registered: 03/15/09
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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: CosmicFool]
#14416714 - 05/07/11 09:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
CosmicFool said:
Quote:
SprewellSleeve said: That's nice. Gonna look up pics of that.
I assume we will see a "Girls of Antonio Gaudi's Casa Mila" thread soon?
Yes.
Yes we will.
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CosmicFool
Psychoholic



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well contribute to my Chicks with Instruments thread first, google isn't helping me find Girls of Antonio Gaudi's Casa Mila
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13.step
cynical bastard



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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: CosmicFool]
#14418100 - 05/08/11 03:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You found it...
Yep, the chimneys of Casa Mila!
I absolutely love Gaudi! That man was epic, and to think he did it all back in the early 1900's...
I'm intrigued by this concept of girls of casa mila...
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mrckb
Bob Sacamano


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Re: Out of the lurkness I arise. [Re: dshow]
#14418179 - 05/08/11 04:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think the DXM got to you.
No more pregnancy posts plz.
Also, welcome elmry
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