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OfflineRemix
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
    #14412237 - 05/06/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:bigyesnod:

There is no escape.


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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Remix]
    #14412247 - 05/06/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)


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OfflineNetDiver
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Remix]
    #14412261 - 05/06/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



Since evolution is true this will definitely happen. :yesnod:


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OfflineRemix
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
    #14412301 - 05/06/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Way ahead of you bro.


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14412382 - 05/06/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Did Jesus visit every single planet that hosts intelligent life in the universe and die for their sins too, or was it just us?


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Manoa said:
I need to stop spending all my money on plants and take up a cheaper hobby, like heroin. :lol:

Looking for Rauhocereus riosaniensis seeds or live specimen(s), :pm: me if you have any for trade

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OfflineRemix
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: SuperD]
    #14412444 - 05/06/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Clearly it was just us. Carbon is God's favorite element.

What? Did you think he'd grace some phosphorus-based species with his awesome glory.
FUCK NO! Phosphorus is for devil worshipers.


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
    #14412481 - 05/06/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
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realfuzzhead said:
yep, 99.6% n common

basically, we have more in common with chimpanzee's than RATS DO WITH MICE.

evolution makes plenty of sense, to those who actually take some time to try and understand it.




You don't even have to take the time, just look at a certain species at one part of the world, and another at the other side.. Wow this one has a long neck to reach up into the trees.. wow this one has a snout to dig at the dirt...

Seems pretty obvious :lol:



we share 99.6% of our DNA with ants, which proves nontheless that we are all connected and only thrive because of the timeclock cooperation from other species , one cant be without the other.
.:happyweed:

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Kinko]
    #14412668 - 05/06/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

That is how god wanted it.

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
    #14412678 - 05/06/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Stoners are going to evolve to have vaporizers as fingers  :awehigh:

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #14412731 - 05/06/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

RP has been a sucessful troll BTW good show :maximumtrolling:


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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Salomon]
    #14412966 - 05/06/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] * 1
    #14413499 - 05/07/11 01:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

this thread was so damn entertaining. thanks to all who participated. :congrats:

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Kinko]
    #14413664 - 05/07/11 02:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Kinko said:
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pfxtc said:
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realfuzzhead said:
yep, 99.6% n common

basically, we have more in common with chimpanzee's than RATS DO WITH MICE.

evolution makes plenty of sense, to those who actually take some time to try and understand it.




You don't even have to take the time, just look at a certain species at one part of the world, and another at the other side.. Wow this one has a long neck to reach up into the trees.. wow this one has a snout to dig at the dirt...

Seems pretty obvious :lol:



we share 99.6% of our DNA with ants, which proves nontheless that we are all connected and only thrive because of the timeclock cooperation from other species , one cant be without the other.
.:happyweed:




DNA is bullshit man, the epigenome is where it's at...

:themoreyouknow:

Also wtf is up with those ratings, must by far the worst I've ever seen on this board.


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: 13.step]
    #14413679 - 05/07/11 02:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Proteins is where its at, real talk. Son.




Obviously you never read his thread about him toruring a turtle by burning it then smashing it open with a rock or the one where he admitted to breaking into houses and stealing shit.

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Offlinepropensity
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14413685 - 05/07/11 03:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Bodhi of Ankou said:
Proteins is where its at, real talk. Son.




Obviously you never read his thread about him toruring a turtle by burning it then smashing it open with a rock or the one where he admitted to breaking into houses and stealing shit.




Wow wtf


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: propensity]
    #14413854 - 05/07/11 05:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:curbyourenthusiasm:


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14414090 - 05/07/11 07:25 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

To be quite honest mRNA is where it's at  :foshizzle:

Wow, nope I have missed those "gems", makes sense then, why is he still shamelessly posting?

Ya hear that? We don't take kindly to yer type 'round these parts...


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: 13.step]
    #14414252 - 05/07/11 08:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

We grew from a sperm and a egg, .. In a sponge like creation called a womb. :p

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Gomp]
    #14414296 - 05/07/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.






PROOF

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14414511 - 05/07/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

Reason:
Herbal you need to cut the trolling shit. First it was posting morbidly obese women in the naked lady thread going "BUT THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL MANNN" and now this thread.

Troll thread is locked thread.

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