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Fortunando
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#14411828 - 05/06/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I believe in the sun, its always there and it can kill us anytime it feels like it. plus it makes a great excuse to enjoy the wonderful plants it can bring to life with mother earth.
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Dr. P. Silocybin
Would you like fries with that?



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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14411955 - 05/06/11 07:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Herbal said: Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit?
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pouihi
Mary Jane Doe



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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Fortunando]
#14411979 - 05/06/11 07:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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OP, I guess this is what happens when you get high before your biology classes,  Besides altering your ability to process information that's usually pretty well processed by the majority, it distorts your sense of humor, as I was expecting joke and there was none.
As stated, have you ever heard about fossils or matching percentages of DNA? So how would you explain that birds descended from the dinosaurs (which scientifically are reptiles)??
Or was it the hand of god almighty that created them all differently and they just share DNA for accident? And since you consider it might have been god, which one of them then??
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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said:
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ShiVersblood said: one question you gotta ask urself is, however, if men are constantly evolveing, why hasnt pistols are knives evolved into our hands or something of that nature, since in todays outside world nature enviorment men have pistols and knives etc.
lmfao
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Mush 4 Brains
about tree fiddy


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Deity208]
#14412034 - 05/06/11 07:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mush 4 Brains
about tree fiddy


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#14412093 - 05/06/11 07:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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NetDiver
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: ShiVersblood]
#14412126 - 05/06/11 07:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ShiVersblood said: one question you gotta ask urself is, however, if men are constantly evolveing, why hasnt pistols are knives evolved into our hands or something of that nature, since in todays outside world nature enviorment men have pistols and knives etc.

Science education must be even more fucked than I thought it was.
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realfuzzhead



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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412141 - 05/06/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Samurai Drifter said:
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ShiVersblood said: one question you gotta ask urself is, however, if men are constantly evolveing, why hasnt pistols are knives evolved into our hands or something of that nature, since in todays outside world nature enviorment men have pistols and knives etc.

Science education must be even more fucked than I thought it was.
no wya he wasn't trolling. Seriously.. like.
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ShiVersblood
VAmPiRES HELLA ❤


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14412144 - 05/06/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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so ummm, how about that evolution guys
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*



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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14412162 - 05/06/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
realfuzzhead said:
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Samurai Drifter said:
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ShiVersblood said: one question you gotta ask urself is, however, if men are constantly evolveing, why hasnt pistols are knives evolved into our hands or something of that nature, since in todays outside world nature enviorment men have pistols and knives etc.

Science education must be even more fucked than I thought it was.
no wya he wasn't trolling. Seriously.. like. 
I dont think so, look at this meltdown of his from two years back 
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ShiVersblood said: I'll say this, I have no fucking clue why there is no shroomery option that allows you to view every mother fucker fucker that gives you a zero rating, however i will say this, anyone motherfucker, and I speak of Otd mother fucker and pub motherfucker, I will instantly give u a zero rating if u rate me zero, think i give A fuck? When I first registered here, i though this bitch was free speech, instead, this was bitches who were not american and lived in england and canada and shit and were like durrrr zero train rating. Well u know what? if i get train rated the day I sigh up I WILL RATE ANY MOTHER FUCKER ZERO. Please get my attention please, i will give ur ass a zero raiting instantly i promise u. U nneed one, I will give u one. Cuz this forum, its fucking filled. And its not filled with jokes. Sadly, with no rules we get full blow homosexuality. I would shoot a homosexual in the fucking head if i had the chance, however on the interent i cant do shoit about it so i grit my teeeth and ingore it, but i say this, bring it on homosexual man, u got nothing on me
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NetDiver
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412181 - 05/06/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mush 4 Brains
about tree fiddy


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412191 - 05/06/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Samurai Drifter said:

Found a new desktop pic
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Bodhi of Ankou
*alternate opinion blocks path*



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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412195 - 05/06/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Samurai Drifter said:

YESSSS!
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Remix
grammer natze



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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412200 - 05/06/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Remix]
#14412207 - 05/06/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Deity208



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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412210 - 05/06/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Dude he's right.. I found proof:
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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
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Salomon
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i feel like i should explain to him why that is so ludicrous, but i also don't think it would do any good
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NetDiver
Wandering Mindfuck


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Remix]
#14412217 - 05/06/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Vsnares.Zappa
bend over

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412227 - 05/06/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Samurai Drifter said:

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