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OrgoneConclusion
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Is Bin Laden currently in hell?
#14403079 - 05/05/11 12:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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61% of Americans polled say "Yes!" 
*me quietly sneaks across the Canadian border*
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EdgeChaos
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I literally laughed for a good minuet after reading that.
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OrgoneConclusion said: 61% of Americans polled say "Yes!" 
So sad that the percentage for polls like this are still that high We will be so much better off and so much more at peace as a society when that percentage drops to between say, 0 and 10%.
At least our government is actively enforcing separation of church and state, that was where they got us good.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: Satyapriya]
#14403726 - 05/05/11 05:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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According to his beliefs shouldn't he be surrounded by a large amount of virgins? I know he didn't die bombing himself but according to them didn't he die as a martyr?
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How ironic that the cause of the attacks in the first place (faith in silly anthropomorphic magic) is now expressed by those attacked.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: pouihi]
#14406531 - 05/05/11 06:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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pouihi said: According to his beliefs shouldn't he be surrounded by a large amount of virgins? I know he didn't die bombing himself but according to them didn't he die as a martyr?
Idk assuming he died, which I've yet to see evidence of - or evidence that I should care. Assuming he died the way they said, which is even less likely. Then he would have used one of his wives as a human shield, not exactly martyr material
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: ahchela]
#14406656 - 05/05/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm not well versed in the Koran but here are some scripture quotes I found:
Houri- 1. A voluptuous, alluring woman. 2. One of the beautiful virgins of the Koranic paradise.
'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a." Sunan al-Tirmidhi Vol. IV, Chapters on "The Features of Heaven as described by the Messenger of Allah", ch. 21 "About the Smallest Reward for the People of Heaven", hadith 2687
"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas." Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351
And reckon not those who are killed in Allah's way as dead; nay, they are alive (and) are provided sustenance from their Lord. -K 3:169
So far Osama is doing alright. Maybe later I'll try an find some scripture on how to end up in hell, if there is such a thing in Islam.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: EdgeChaos]
#14406715 - 05/05/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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EdgeChaos said: I'm not well versed in the Koran but here are some scripture quotes I found:
Houri- 1. A voluptuous, alluring woman. 2. One of the beautiful virgins of the Koranic paradise.
'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a." Sunan al-Tirmidhi Vol. IV, Chapters on "The Features of Heaven as described by the Messenger of Allah", ch. 21 "About the Smallest Reward for the People of Heaven", hadith 2687
"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas." Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351
And reckon not those who are killed in Allah's way as dead; nay, they are alive (and) are provided sustenance from their Lord. -K 3:169
So far Osama is doing alright. Maybe later I'll try an find some scripture on how to end up in hell, if there is such a thing in Islam.
Those quotes have confounded me... I mean shit if people believe those things they'll believe anything. Really can't be much dumber than to take those things literally and kill yourself and others over it...
Now I don't know if you made those up but I'm not touching one of those books to find out.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: EdgeChaos]
#14406743 - 05/05/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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EdgeChaos said: "Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas." Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351

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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: ahchela]
#14406766 - 05/05/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I got the first two off of wikiislam.net and the third from some random site listing all the jihad verses.
I have never read the Koran so it is possible that wikiislam.net is fraudulent. I wouldn't know, but I wish I had made that shit up it's fucking hilarious.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: EdgeChaos]
#14406772 - 05/05/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I could use 72 appetising vaginas right now
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: ahchela]
#14407843 - 05/05/11 10:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ahchela said: I could use 72 appetising vaginas right now
I could use 72 vaginas with teeth and their own individual noses.
Ya.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: 5-HT2A]
#14409145 - 05/06/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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from a literal interpretation, heaven and hell are just projections of our need to satisfy our sense of justice. from a metaphorical view, i feel that heaven and hell are just descriptions of psychological states that we experience through the course of our lives.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: ahchela]
#14409284 - 05/06/11 09:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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So far Osama is doing alright. Maybe later I'll try an find some scripture on how to end up in hell, if there is such a thing in Islam.
That must be the hell god sends gay muslims to, eh? 
And who wants a virgin every time anyway? What a pain. I'll take an experienced woman over a virgin any day.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: Diploid]
#14409973 - 05/06/11 12:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Give them fear so they comply and promise them pleasures. Seems to work for the Islams.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: TheCreampie]
#14410051 - 05/06/11 12:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Islams?
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Arch-nemesis of the Christianities and Judaisms, duh.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: Diploid]
#14410848 - 05/06/11 03:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Diploid said: So far Osama is doing alright. Maybe later I'll try an find some scripture on how to end up in hell, if there is such a thing in Islam.
That must be the hell god sends gay muslims to, eh? 
And who wants a virgin every time anyway? What a pain. I'll take an experienced woman over a virgin any day.
Definitely agree on the non virgin thing... sounds like hell really - breaking them in all day.
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OrgoneConclusion said: The Islams? 
I think the correct term is "Muslam", or "Islim"...
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: Poid]
#14412003 - 05/06/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mo' like Moslem or Mooslim.
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