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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14409890 - 05/06/11 11:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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We're what.. 99.6% the same as monkeys?

That extra .4% took a couple what, a couple million years?

Seems perfectly plausible to me.

So is the OP merely stating that we didn't evolve, we weren't created, holy shit, we're just here!! WHOA!




:maximumtrolling:




You know this place is starting to turn to shit when people mistake actual facts as "trolling" :shrug:


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14409899 - 05/06/11 11:58 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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yep, 99.6% n common

basically, we have more in common with chimpanzee's than RATS DO WITH MICE.

evolution makes plenty of sense, to those who actually take some time to try and understand it.




You don't even have to take the time, just look at a certain species at one part of the world, and another at the other side.. Wow this one has a long neck to reach up into the trees.. wow this one has a snout to dig at the dirt...

Seems pretty obvious :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
    #14409906 - 05/06/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i think waldo means the OP is torlling. because all you stated were facts..

seriously. I dont get it.. mutation occurs. We know this happens.. everyone knows this happens. Mutation occurs, if its beneficial, the mutated passes on its genes. If it is not beneficial.. the mutated dies.


pretty fucking simple to me

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
    #14409913 - 05/06/11 12:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Were you there millions of years ago? no.

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14409923 - 05/06/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit? Give me a break. Im sure evolution has its place in some aspects...but to go as far to say a fish could turn into a rational thinking, conscious human being is bullshit. Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum ''

:commonsense:




I this guy serious?


Do some research, or did you come here for a lesson in evolutionary biology?


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
    #14409928 - 05/06/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Were you there millions of years ago? no.




Hey did you know about that gigantic flying rainbow monster whose eating nebulae as we speak?

NO?!?

Lol.. fag.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
    #14409930 - 05/06/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

ohhh yeah but the people 2,000 years ago definitely met god and definitely saw a bunch of miracles!! :rofl:

we dont need to be there. We see evolution happening every day. We can test radioactive decay to know how old something is.

Seriously are you retarded? Scientist cant just throw stuff out there, it must be logical, testible and it is peer reviewed by skeptics across the board.

Basically everything that religion isnt, science is. Including but not limited to making sense!

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14409941 - 05/06/11 12:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

ohhh yeah but the people 2,000 years ago definitely met god and definitely saw a bunch of miracles!! :rofl:

we dont need to be there. We see evolution happening every day. We can test radioactive decay to know how old something is.

Seriously are you retarded? Scientist cant just throw stuff out there, it must be logical, testible and it is peer reviewed by skeptics across the board.

Basically everything that religion isnt, science is. Including but not limited to making sense!




People are fucking stupid. People fail to realize how hard it is to "prove" anything in the scientific community, because everything you say is instantly torn apart by 121321 people. I suggest reading "The Demon Haunted World" by Sagan to all the idiots in this thread.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
    #14409942 - 05/06/11 12:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yea good content snitch. I was simply asking a question. What is the gigantic flying rainbow monster? tell me more about your fair tales.

Edited by dshow (05/06/11 12:07 PM)

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14409948 - 05/06/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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i think waldo means the OP is trolling.






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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
    #14409950 - 05/06/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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realfuzzhead said:
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

ohhh yeah but the people 2,000 years ago definitely met god and definitely saw a bunch of miracles!! :rofl:

we dont need to be there. We see evolution happening every day. We can test radioactive decay to know how old something is.

Seriously are you retarded? Scientist cant just throw stuff out there, it must be logical, testible and it is peer reviewed by skeptics across the board.

Basically everything that religion isnt, science is. Including but not limited to making sense!




People are fucking stupid. People fail to realize how hard it is to "prove" anything in the scientific community, because everything you say is instantly torn apart by 121321 people. I suggest reading "The Demon Haunted World" by Sagan to all the idiots in this thread.





dude. Can we be best friends? I just finished a demon haunted world, and billions and billions and pale blue dot by Sagan.

Seriously we would be best friends

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
    #14409951 - 05/06/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Yea good content bitch. I was simply asking a question. What is the gigantic flying rainbow monster? tell me more about your fair tales.




"Were you there millions of years ago? no."

That's a question? doesn't seem like it.

Jokes on you though, I was there, shit was tight.. I invested in Google and everything.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
    #14409954 - 05/06/11 12:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I want to know who brought up religion or god because it sure wasn't I. or is it just pfxtc who believes in the rainbow monster?

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14409959 - 05/06/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
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realfuzzhead said:
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

ohhh yeah but the people 2,000 years ago definitely met god and definitely saw a bunch of miracles!! :rofl:

we dont need to be there. We see evolution happening every day. We can test radioactive decay to know how old something is.

Seriously are you retarded? Scientist cant just throw stuff out there, it must be logical, testible and it is peer reviewed by skeptics across the board.

Basically everything that religion isnt, science is. Including but not limited to making sense!




People are fucking stupid. People fail to realize how hard it is to "prove" anything in the scientific community, because everything you say is instantly torn apart by 121321 people. I suggest reading "The Demon Haunted World" by Sagan to all the idiots in this thread.





dude. Can we be best friends? I just finished a demon haunted world, and billions and billions and pale blue dot by Sagan.

Seriously we would be best friends




I do need a pee buddy. Lol I read Demon Haunted awhile ago and am almost done with Pale Blue Dot :shrug:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
    #14409961 - 05/06/11 12:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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dshow said:
Yea good content bitch. I was simply asking a question. What is the gigantic flying rainbow monster? tell me more about your fair tales.




"Were you there millions of years ago? no."

That's a question? doesn't seem like it.

Jokes on you though, I was there, shit was tight.. I invested in Google and everything.





cool story

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
    #14409964 - 05/06/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I want to know who brought up religion or god because it sure wasn't I. or is it just pfxtc who believes in the rainbow monster?




Lol..
everybody point and laugh,

this dude doesn't believe in the rainbow monster. I bet he doesn't even have his unicorns secured.

religion = the result of the people in charge trying to mind control the masses

do this or you'll burn in hell forever.

man.. we better do that! i don't wanna burn in hell!

hey man chill. there's no such thing as hell...

KILL HIM!


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
    #14409967 - 05/06/11 12:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

posted for educational purposes



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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
    #14409979 - 05/06/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

dshow..

:facepalm: what did you expect to accomplish with that question? A million years ago humans were just getting out of the tree's

Scientist cannot just throw out any idea they want. You honestly have no idea how different science is from religion, religous people release idea's to people who are tabooo's from questioning authority, and they release their opinions to people who they are friends with or are believing in the same theology as them

Scientist must release their theories to EVERYONE. there is no authority in science, Anyone, a 3rd grader, my religious mom, you, even Deadhearts has the ability to test and prove or disprove any scientific proposition.

science is a candle in the dark for humanity.

without science we would be in a world with withces, devils, angels, nymphs, satyrs etc. science is responsible for just about every ounce of decency in this world

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14409998 - 05/06/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This could take all day. First off who is arguing religion? I never even mentioned that shit. Second who is arguing science? Ive taken like 5 bio classes and im now entering into the healthcare field, all i know is science.

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
    #14410000 - 05/06/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Were you there millions of years ago? no.



Were you there when the aliens experimented on apes/God created everything/whatever it is you believe?

No.

So I guess we're equal in that regard. But there's evidence for evolution.


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