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OfflineTreefeeler
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14408351 - 05/06/11 01:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Herbal said:
Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit? Give me a break. Im sure evolution has its place in some aspects...but to go as far to say a fish could turn into a rational thinking, conscious human being is bullshit. Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum ''

:commonsense:




From this I extrapolate that you are:

Uneducated,
                  the severe "No child left behind" fuckup kind of uneducated.

:tard:


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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14408393 - 05/06/11 01:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Herbal said:
...Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum. ''

:commonsense:



:lolwut:

hahahahahaha

Matter is constantly evolving you fool ! :spank:

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OfflineNetDiver
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #14408399 - 05/06/11 01:37 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:Trollface:

Right? RIGHT?!


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
    #14408480 - 05/06/11 02:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I have no idea where we came from but I believe we evolved.





You have no idea where you came from but "believe" we evolved ...

I should of just double quoted that but its funny..

so  you believe but you dont know....? sounds like most dumb kids my age. But hey tell me something else

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14408497 - 05/06/11 02:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14408522 - 05/06/11 02:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I think there is enough evidence for evolution where if we don't continue studying it we will basically be telling science to fuck off. Tons of fossils, DNA comparisons, hell, we even can watch bacteria evolve in real time. Intelligent design you say? I'd say evolution is proved because if there WAS creator who was all power, he wouldn't have made the lot of us dumb fucks. I'd say people are poorly designed, if anything. Evolution is not something you CAN believe in; you can only deny the evidence or continue to expand on it. How can I believe something that is actually, factually there.


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #14408534 - 05/06/11 02:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Glad you think that. stick with yourself thanks.

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Offline13.step
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #14408537 - 05/06/11 02:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If people are dumb does that mean god is dumb? Or just really bad with his
design brush?


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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Silversoul]
    #14408539 - 05/06/11 02:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:cool:

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
    #14409799 - 05/06/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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dshow said:
Glad you think that. stick with yourself thanks.



:awewtf:

Dear logical thinking,

Fuck off.

Love,
dshow


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Silversoul]
    #14409811 - 05/06/11 11:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Silversoul said:
This thread was not intelligently designed.



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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Apollyphelion]
    #14409825 - 05/06/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Apollyphelion said:
Evolution is not something you CAN believe in; you can only deny the evidence or continue to expand on it. How can I believe something that is actually, factually there.




:whathesaid:

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
    #14409826 - 05/06/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

never said i  believe in god.


Quote:

Samurai Drifter said:
Quote:

dshow said:
Glad you think that. stick with yourself thanks.



:awewtf:

Dear logical thinking,

Fuck off.

Love,
dshow





EXACTLY, FUCK  YOU EVOLUTION
:cookiemonster:

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14409828 - 05/06/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)



Ms. Garrison: In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its... [she waves her left hand limply]

Ms. Garrison: ...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this.
[she points to a prehistoric mammal rodent]

Ms. Garrison: Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you!
[she faces the class, with the new girl among them looking around]

Ms. Garrison: So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14409836 - 05/06/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Herbal said:
Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit? Give me a break. Im sure evolution has its place in some aspects...but to go as far to say a fish could turn into a rational thinking, conscious human being is bullshit. Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum ''

:commonsense:




You're trolling right?

I'm bad at detecting internet sarcasm.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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OfflineEnvix
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14409842 - 05/06/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i think we're probably some sort of ape/ET hybrid


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14409849 - 05/06/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

if one has even a rudimentary understanding of the theory of evolution, along with the fact that we can trace life back 4 billion years on earth, along with the fact that 4 billion year is an amount of time that noone can even comprehend, then yeah I believe it is pretty fucking easy to believe that humans have consciousness through evolution, its actually kind of insane we are only as smart as we are. Evolution is not a joke, its proven. Ever read about Charles Darwin and the birds of the Galapagos islands? if birds evolve in extremely short periods of times why is it not feasible that humans evolved from the other animals


Now God.. god is a joke

Edited by realfuzzhead (05/06/11 11:55 AM)

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14409873 - 05/06/11 11:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

We're what.. 99.6% the same as monkeys?

That extra .4% took a couple what, a couple million years?

Seems perfectly plausible to me.

So is the OP merely stating that we didn't evolve, we weren't created, holy shit, we're just here!! WHOA!


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

Life-long trip report

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
    #14409877 - 05/06/11 11:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yep, 99.6% n common

basically, we have more in common with chimpanzee's than RATS DO WITH MICE.

evolution makes plenty of sense, to those who actually take some time to try and understand it.

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
    #14409878 - 05/06/11 11:54 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

pfxtc said:
We're what.. 99.6% the same as monkeys?

That extra .4% took a couple what, a couple million years?

Seems perfectly plausible to me.

So is the OP merely stating that we didn't evolve, we weren't created, holy shit, we're just here!! WHOA!




:maximumtrolling:


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