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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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which one of you guys was this
    #14408874 - 05/06/11 07:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I mean seriously, isnt this taking things a little too far for the animal
rights crap, now the poor cows will have to work overtime manufacturing more
milk to go with little jimmy's lucky charms

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110428/us_yblog_thelookout/man-in-cow-suit-robs-walmart-of-26-gallons-of-milk


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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14408891 - 05/06/11 07:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

The big question is: why?


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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: koraks]
    #14408914 - 05/06/11 07:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Is he lactose intolerant?
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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Idiot]
    #14408921 - 05/06/11 07:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Is he lactose intolerant?
:rimshot: :beatadeadhorse:



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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14408951 - 05/06/11 07:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Kennedy said the sheriff's office didn't have surveillance video of the theft, but said it would have been interesting to see.




Ya think?!?  :psycow:


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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14408987 - 05/06/11 08:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I want to know how he carried 26 gallons of milk while crawling around in a cow costume.

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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Happy2fly]
    #14409063 - 05/06/11 08:36 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Idiot]
    #14409071 - 05/06/11 08:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14409111 - 05/06/11 08:51 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

the sheer genius of his plan cannot be topped

I'm just wondering what the disturbance was at the McDoanlds was, was he still in the cow costume accosting customers shouting...

"hey boys and girls, you know what I want you to do? I want you to eat me!"


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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14409135 - 05/06/11 08:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I could have been the great cow guru ?



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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14409141 - 05/06/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Jimtown said:
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Idiot said:





:brilliant:





Ok, then how did he push a cart loaded up with 156lbs worth of milk while crawling around in a cow costume?

"Apparently, the cow-suited criminal escaped the megastore by crawling out the doors, "trying to emulate cattle.""

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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Happy2fly]
    #14409282 - 05/06/11 09:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)


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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14409291 - 05/06/11 09:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: MadSeasonAbove]
    #14409298 - 05/06/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

That was by far the worst news report I've ever seen, that guy should be fired.


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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Idiot]
    #14409305 - 05/06/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:farmerdance:


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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14409307 - 05/06/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

LMAO, that was awesome!


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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14409468 - 05/06/11 10:28 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i did it


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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: owls]
    #14409499 - 05/06/11 10:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Too much bath salts?


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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Tritium]
    #14409503 - 05/06/11 10:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you know it :meff:


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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: owls]
    #14411462 - 05/06/11 05:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Not from the same story, but had to post it anyway.



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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Yacub]
    #14411482 - 05/06/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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That is terrible that he would try to blame it on a cow. Cows will not be able to go to Walmart without people giving them dirty looks and profiling them as shoplifters.





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Obviously mad cow disease.




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Udderly ridiculous! He must be in a bad mooooo-d now. It's better to be seen and not herd. I guess he is now grounded beef. I hear his getaway vehicle was a cattelac. What did he say under questioning? Udderly nothing. The perp remembers nothing due to milk of amnesia.




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Re: which one of you guys was this [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14411531 - 05/06/11 05:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Naww, classic case of Furry mayhem, there was probably a Con nearby. :awesomenod::thumbup:







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He chaffed at our Robin Hood comparison."Problem is, Robin Hood broke the law," he said. "You just can't do that."





Thats why we like you guys so much, officer. :facepalm:


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