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Almond Flour
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Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION
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Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit? Give me a break. Im sure evolution has its place in some aspects...but to go as far to say a fish could turn into a rational thinking, conscious human being is bullshit. Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum ''
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408174 - 05/06/11 12:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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but we were electrons before atoms existed.. 
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408180 - 05/06/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is also stranger than we can imagine.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: masterharf]
#14408184 - 05/06/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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masterharf said: i dont give a fuck where i came from or how i came to be
This is where im at. But when people go making bullshit theory's in order to "Understand it all" its bullshit =.....a fast track road to being a jackass
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (05/06/11 12:12 AM)
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i think this should be moved to the conspiracy theory forum.
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dis aint troll dis shit be REAL TALK
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408191 - 05/06/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Herbal said: Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit? Give me a break. Im sure evolution has its place in some aspects...but to go as far to say a fish could turn into a rational thinking, conscious human being is bullshit. Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum ''

This is a troll post, right? If not, then you seriously need to go back and read about evolution, since you have no clue how things evolve.
Also this may help you:
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SamuelLJackson said:

i think this should be moved to the conspiracy theory forum.
Lets just say my final day of Biology could have been more informative with a schizophrenic priest from Bangladesh
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: masterharf] 8
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lol op has no understanding of evolution whatso ever
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: masterharf]
#14408197 - 05/06/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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why not let evolution and religon live together side by side in harmony, taking a little from both here and there
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: ShiVersblood]
#14408202 - 05/06/11 12:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ShiVersblood said: why not let evolution and religon live together side by side in harmony, taking a little from both here and there
A lot of people do but don't admit it, sadly.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: ShiVersblood]
#14408205 - 05/06/11 12:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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or lets do some pyramid and vortex energy building
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408270 - 05/06/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Herbal said: Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit? Give me a break. Im sure evolution has its place in some aspects...but to go as far to say a fish could turn into a rational thinking, conscious human being is bullshit. Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum ''

life is absurd. its likely existence started when you did.
and all these things are trying to confuse you! trying to keep you from ascension! from enjoying your life!
fight back!
resist!
you are free!
your mind belongs to you! use it!
create your reality!
create a fantasy so ridiculous that explains your existence!
if it makes sense to you, it is real!
be real! live now! the past never happened and the future never will!
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour] 7
#14408281 - 05/06/11 12:51 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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This thread was not intelligently designed.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Silversoul]
#14408302 - 05/06/11 12:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408310 - 05/06/11 01:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Herbal said:
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masterharf said: i dont give a fuck where i came from or how i came to be
This is where im at. But when people go making bullshit theory's in order to "Understand it all" its bullshit =.....a fast track road to being a jackass
I'm pretty sure that's not how it works, and you might just be a direct descendant of a sponge...
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: 13.step]
#14408321 - 05/06/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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god is a clockmaker theory... for the truth.
god built the clock, and set it on the shelf and let it run its course... only stopping to do repairs when necessary.
*i use the word/name/title "god" loosely, meaning "creator" or "clockmaker"
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: igwna]
#14408340 - 05/06/11 01:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I 100% belive a fish could become rational thinker.... evolution dosent happen overnight op takes millions billions trillions of years.
I have no idea where we came from but I believe we evolved.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408351 - 05/06/11 01:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Herbal said: Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit? Give me a break. Im sure evolution has its place in some aspects...but to go as far to say a fish could turn into a rational thinking, conscious human being is bullshit. Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum ''

From this I extrapolate that you are:
Uneducated, the severe "No child left behind" fuckup kind of uneducated.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408393 - 05/06/11 01:33 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Herbal said: ...Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum. ''

hahahahahaha
Matter is constantly evolving you fool !
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
#14408399 - 05/06/11 01:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Right? RIGHT?!
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14408480 - 05/06/11 02:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have no idea where we came from but I believe we evolved.
You have no idea where you came from but "believe" we evolved ...
I should of just double quoted that but its funny..
so you believe but you dont know....? sounds like most dumb kids my age. But hey tell me something else
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408497 - 05/06/11 02:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408522 - 05/06/11 02:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think there is enough evidence for evolution where if we don't continue studying it we will basically be telling science to fuck off. Tons of fossils, DNA comparisons, hell, we even can watch bacteria evolve in real time. Intelligent design you say? I'd say evolution is proved because if there WAS creator who was all power, he wouldn't have made the lot of us dumb fucks. I'd say people are poorly designed, if anything. Evolution is not something you CAN believe in; you can only deny the evidence or continue to expand on it. How can I believe something that is actually, factually there.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Apollyphelion]
#14408534 - 05/06/11 02:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Glad you think that. stick with yourself thanks.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Apollyphelion]
#14408537 - 05/06/11 02:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If people are dumb does that mean god is dumb? Or just really bad with his design brush?
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Silversoul]
#14408539 - 05/06/11 02:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
#14409799 - 05/06/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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dshow said: Glad you think that. stick with yourself thanks.
Dear logical thinking,
Fuck off.
Love, dshow
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Silversoul]
#14409811 - 05/06/11 11:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Silversoul said: This thread was not intelligently designed.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Apollyphelion]
#14409825 - 05/06/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Apollyphelion said: Evolution is not something you CAN believe in; you can only deny the evidence or continue to expand on it. How can I believe something that is actually, factually there.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14409826 - 05/06/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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never said i believe in god.
Quote:
Samurai Drifter said:
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dshow said: Glad you think that. stick with yourself thanks.
Dear logical thinking,
Fuck off.
Love, dshow
EXACTLY, FUCK YOU EVOLUTION
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14409828 - 05/06/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ms. Garrison: In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its... [she waves her left hand limply]
Ms. Garrison: ...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this. [she points to a prehistoric mammal rodent]
Ms. Garrison: Retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! [she faces the class, with the new girl among them looking around]
Ms. Garrison: So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14409836 - 05/06/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Herbal said: Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit? Give me a break. Im sure evolution has its place in some aspects...but to go as far to say a fish could turn into a rational thinking, conscious human being is bullshit. Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum ''

You're trolling right?
I'm bad at detecting internet sarcasm.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14409842 - 05/06/11 11:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i think we're probably some sort of ape/ET hybrid
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14409849 - 05/06/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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if one has even a rudimentary understanding of the theory of evolution, along with the fact that we can trace life back 4 billion years on earth, along with the fact that 4 billion year is an amount of time that noone can even comprehend, then yeah I believe it is pretty fucking easy to believe that humans have consciousness through evolution, its actually kind of insane we are only as smart as we are. Evolution is not a joke, its proven. Ever read about Charles Darwin and the birds of the Galapagos islands? if birds evolve in extremely short periods of times why is it not feasible that humans evolved from the other animals
Now God.. god is a joke
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14409873 - 05/06/11 11:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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We're what.. 99.6% the same as monkeys?
That extra .4% took a couple what, a couple million years?
Seems perfectly plausible to me.
So is the OP merely stating that we didn't evolve, we weren't created, holy shit, we're just here!! WHOA!
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
#14409877 - 05/06/11 11:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yep, 99.6% n common
basically, we have more in common with chimpanzee's than RATS DO WITH MICE.
evolution makes plenty of sense, to those who actually take some time to try and understand it.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said: We're what.. 99.6% the same as monkeys?
That extra .4% took a couple what, a couple million years?
Seems perfectly plausible to me.
So is the OP merely stating that we didn't evolve, we weren't created, holy shit, we're just here!! WHOA!
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14409890 - 05/06/11 11:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said:
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pfxtc said: We're what.. 99.6% the same as monkeys?
That extra .4% took a couple what, a couple million years?
Seems perfectly plausible to me.
So is the OP merely stating that we didn't evolve, we weren't created, holy shit, we're just here!! WHOA!

You know this place is starting to turn to shit when people mistake actual facts as "trolling"
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14409899 - 05/06/11 11:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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realfuzzhead said: yep, 99.6% n common
basically, we have more in common with chimpanzee's than RATS DO WITH MICE.
evolution makes plenty of sense, to those who actually take some time to try and understand it.
You don't even have to take the time, just look at a certain species at one part of the world, and another at the other side.. Wow this one has a long neck to reach up into the trees.. wow this one has a snout to dig at the dirt...
Seems pretty obvious
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
#14409906 - 05/06/11 12:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i think waldo means the OP is torlling. because all you stated were facts..
seriously. I dont get it.. mutation occurs. We know this happens.. everyone knows this happens. Mutation occurs, if its beneficial, the mutated passes on its genes. If it is not beneficial.. the mutated dies.
pretty fucking simple to me
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
#14409913 - 05/06/11 12:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Were you there millions of years ago? no.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14409923 - 05/06/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Herbal said: Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit? Give me a break. Im sure evolution has its place in some aspects...but to go as far to say a fish could turn into a rational thinking, conscious human being is bullshit. Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum ''

I this guy serious?
Do some research, or did you come here for a lesson in evolutionary biology?
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
#14409928 - 05/06/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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dshow said: Were you there millions of years ago? no.
Hey did you know about that gigantic flying rainbow monster whose eating nebulae as we speak?
NO?!?
Lol.. fag.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
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AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
ohhh yeah but the people 2,000 years ago definitely met god and definitely saw a bunch of miracles!! 
we dont need to be there. We see evolution happening every day. We can test radioactive decay to know how old something is.
Seriously are you retarded? Scientist cant just throw stuff out there, it must be logical, testible and it is peer reviewed by skeptics across the board.
Basically everything that religion isnt, science is. Including but not limited to making sense!
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
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realfuzzhead said: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
ohhh yeah but the people 2,000 years ago definitely met god and definitely saw a bunch of miracles!! 
we dont need to be there. We see evolution happening every day. We can test radioactive decay to know how old something is.
Seriously are you retarded? Scientist cant just throw stuff out there, it must be logical, testible and it is peer reviewed by skeptics across the board.
Basically everything that religion isnt, science is. Including but not limited to making sense!
People are fucking stupid. People fail to realize how hard it is to "prove" anything in the scientific community, because everything you say is instantly torn apart by 121321 people. I suggest reading "The Demon Haunted World" by Sagan to all the idiots in this thread.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
#14409942 - 05/06/11 12:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yea good content snitch. I was simply asking a question. What is the gigantic flying rainbow monster? tell me more about your fair tales.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14409948 - 05/06/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
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realfuzzhead said: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
ohhh yeah but the people 2,000 years ago definitely met god and definitely saw a bunch of miracles!! 
we dont need to be there. We see evolution happening every day. We can test radioactive decay to know how old something is.
Seriously are you retarded? Scientist cant just throw stuff out there, it must be logical, testible and it is peer reviewed by skeptics across the board.
Basically everything that religion isnt, science is. Including but not limited to making sense!
People are fucking stupid. People fail to realize how hard it is to "prove" anything in the scientific community, because everything you say is instantly torn apart by 121321 people. I suggest reading "The Demon Haunted World" by Sagan to all the idiots in this thread.
dude. Can we be best friends? I just finished a demon haunted world, and billions and billions and pale blue dot by Sagan.
Seriously we would be best friends
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
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dshow said: Yea good content bitch. I was simply asking a question. What is the gigantic flying rainbow monster? tell me more about your fair tales.
"Were you there millions of years ago? no."
That's a question? doesn't seem like it.
Jokes on you though, I was there, shit was tight.. I invested in Google and everything.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
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I want to know who brought up religion or god because it sure wasn't I. or is it just pfxtc who believes in the rainbow monster?
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
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realfuzzhead said: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
ohhh yeah but the people 2,000 years ago definitely met god and definitely saw a bunch of miracles!! 
we dont need to be there. We see evolution happening every day. We can test radioactive decay to know how old something is.
Seriously are you retarded? Scientist cant just throw stuff out there, it must be logical, testible and it is peer reviewed by skeptics across the board.
Basically everything that religion isnt, science is. Including but not limited to making sense!
People are fucking stupid. People fail to realize how hard it is to "prove" anything in the scientific community, because everything you say is instantly torn apart by 121321 people. I suggest reading "The Demon Haunted World" by Sagan to all the idiots in this thread.
dude. Can we be best friends? I just finished a demon haunted world, and billions and billions and pale blue dot by Sagan.
Seriously we would be best friends
I do need a pee buddy. Lol I read Demon Haunted awhile ago and am almost done with Pale Blue Dot
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
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dshow said: Yea good content bitch. I was simply asking a question. What is the gigantic flying rainbow monster? tell me more about your fair tales.
"Were you there millions of years ago? no."
That's a question? doesn't seem like it.
Jokes on you though, I was there, shit was tight.. I invested in Google and everything.
cool story
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
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dshow said: I want to know who brought up religion or god because it sure wasn't I. or is it just pfxtc who believes in the rainbow monster?
Lol.. everybody point and laugh,
this dude doesn't believe in the rainbow monster. I bet he doesn't even have his unicorns secured.
religion = the result of the people in charge trying to mind control the masses
do this or you'll burn in hell forever.
man.. we better do that! i don't wanna burn in hell!
hey man chill. there's no such thing as hell...
KILL HIM!
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
#14409967 - 05/06/11 12:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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posted for educational purposes
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
#14409979 - 05/06/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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dshow..
what did you expect to accomplish with that question? A million years ago humans were just getting out of the tree's
Scientist cannot just throw out any idea they want. You honestly have no idea how different science is from religion, religous people release idea's to people who are tabooo's from questioning authority, and they release their opinions to people who they are friends with or are believing in the same theology as them
Scientist must release their theories to EVERYONE. there is no authority in science, Anyone, a 3rd grader, my religious mom, you, even Deadhearts has the ability to test and prove or disprove any scientific proposition.
science is a candle in the dark for humanity.
without science we would be in a world with withces, devils, angels, nymphs, satyrs etc. science is responsible for just about every ounce of decency in this world
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14409998 - 05/06/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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This could take all day. First off who is arguing religion? I never even mentioned that shit. Second who is arguing science? Ive taken like 5 bio classes and im now entering into the healthcare field, all i know is science.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
#14410000 - 05/06/11 12:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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dshow said: Were you there millions of years ago? no.
Were you there when the aliens experimented on apes/God created everything/whatever it is you believe?
No.
So I guess we're equal in that regard. But there's evidence for evolution.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14410032 - 05/06/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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evidence does not make it true though. There is evidence that vaccines are related to autism. Evidence that chocolate can be a possible calcium inhibitor. But we just dont know.
Yes i dont know exactly what i believe, i am skeptical of everything. So I am lost.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
#14410142 - 05/06/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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the evidence for evolution is uncomparably more compelling than any of the evidence for anything that you mentioned
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14410165 - 05/06/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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the problem with evolution is it didn't seem to account for the fact that everything is evolving at the same time.
So ignorant people can say "we didn't evolve from monkies so there must be god" they are right accept we branched off and evolved along side them and it has fuck all to do with your religious beliefs.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: nice1]
#14410218 - 05/06/11 01:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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exactly..
we branched off quite a while ago too. ima find the pic
brb
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14410247 - 05/06/11 01:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You're a century too late OP. Evolution is basically a given today. Many important modern fields are directly based from it, including biology and medicine. 
If you want to argue the Big Bang, that one's still somewhat speculatory.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Silversoul]
#14410322 - 05/06/11 01:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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omg I forgot about that.
Jesus chrrist that made my day
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14410332 - 05/06/11 01:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14411505 - 05/06/11 05:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth
Genesis 1
You guys need to get with the program. The end is coming. You want to go to heaven dont you?
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
#14411517 - 05/06/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14411528 - 05/06/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Herbal said: Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit? Give me a break. Im sure evolution has its place in some aspects...but to go as far to say a fish could turn into a rational thinking, conscious human being is bullshit. Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum ''

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Kada]
#14411538 - 05/06/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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That video is not very funny.
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#14411570 - 05/06/11 05:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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dshow said: That video is not very funny.
Perhaps God forgot to create to create a sense of humor for you.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
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one question you gotta ask urself is, however, if men are constantly evolveing, why hasnt pistols are knives evolved into our hands or something of that nature, since in todays outside world nature enviorment men have pistols and knives etc.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: ShiVersblood]
#14411586 - 05/06/11 05:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ShiVersblood said: one question you gotta ask urself is, however, if men are constantly evolveing, why hasnt pistols are knives evolved into our hands or something of that nature, since in todays outside world nature enviorment men have pistols and knives etc.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Kada]
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#14411828 - 05/06/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I believe in the sun, its always there and it can kill us anytime it feels like it. plus it makes a great excuse to enjoy the wonderful plants it can bring to life with mother earth.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Fortunando]
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OP, I guess this is what happens when you get high before your biology classes,  Besides altering your ability to process information that's usually pretty well processed by the majority, it distorts your sense of humor, as I was expecting joke and there was none.
As stated, have you ever heard about fossils or matching percentages of DNA? So how would you explain that birds descended from the dinosaurs (which scientifically are reptiles)??
Or was it the hand of god almighty that created them all differently and they just share DNA for accident? And since you consider it might have been god, which one of them then??
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ShiVersblood said: one question you gotta ask urself is, however, if men are constantly evolveing, why hasnt pistols are knives evolved into our hands or something of that nature, since in todays outside world nature enviorment men have pistols and knives etc.
lmfao
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Deity208]
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: ShiVersblood]
#14412126 - 05/06/11 07:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ShiVersblood said: one question you gotta ask urself is, however, if men are constantly evolveing, why hasnt pistols are knives evolved into our hands or something of that nature, since in todays outside world nature enviorment men have pistols and knives etc.

Science education must be even more fucked than I thought it was.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412141 - 05/06/11 07:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Samurai Drifter said:
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ShiVersblood said: one question you gotta ask urself is, however, if men are constantly evolveing, why hasnt pistols are knives evolved into our hands or something of that nature, since in todays outside world nature enviorment men have pistols and knives etc.

Science education must be even more fucked than I thought it was.
no wya he wasn't trolling. Seriously.. like.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14412144 - 05/06/11 07:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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so ummm, how about that evolution guys
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: realfuzzhead]
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ShiVersblood said: one question you gotta ask urself is, however, if men are constantly evolveing, why hasnt pistols are knives evolved into our hands or something of that nature, since in todays outside world nature enviorment men have pistols and knives etc.

Science education must be even more fucked than I thought it was.
no wya he wasn't trolling. Seriously.. like. 
I dont think so, look at this meltdown of his from two years back 
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412181 - 05/06/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412191 - 05/06/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Samurai Drifter said:

Found a new desktop pic
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412195 - 05/06/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Samurai Drifter said:

YESSSS!
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Remix
grammer natze



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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412200 - 05/06/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Samurai Drifter said:

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Mad_Larkin

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Remix]
#14412207 - 05/06/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Deity208



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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412210 - 05/06/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dude he's right.. I found proof:
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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
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Salomon
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i feel like i should explain to him why that is so ludicrous, but i also don't think it would do any good
:feelsintellectuallydistraughtman:
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NetDiver
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Remix]
#14412217 - 05/06/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Vsnares.Zappa
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412227 - 05/06/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Samurai Drifter said:

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Remix
grammer natze



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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412237 - 05/06/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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There is no escape.
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Vsnares.Zappa
bend over

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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Remix]
#14412247 - 05/06/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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NetDiver
Wandering Mindfuck


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Remix]
#14412261 - 05/06/11 08:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Since evolution is true this will definitely happen.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: NetDiver]
#14412301 - 05/06/11 08:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Way ahead of you bro.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14412382 - 05/06/11 08:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Did Jesus visit every single planet that hosts intelligent life in the universe and die for their sins too, or was it just us?
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: SuperD]
#14412444 - 05/06/11 08:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Clearly it was just us. Carbon is God's favorite element.
What? Did you think he'd grace some phosphorus-based species with his awesome glory. FUCK NO! Phosphorus is for devil worshipers.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: pfxtc]
#14412481 - 05/06/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
pfxtc said:
Quote:
realfuzzhead said: yep, 99.6% n common
basically, we have more in common with chimpanzee's than RATS DO WITH MICE.
evolution makes plenty of sense, to those who actually take some time to try and understand it.
You don't even have to take the time, just look at a certain species at one part of the world, and another at the other side.. Wow this one has a long neck to reach up into the trees.. wow this one has a snout to dig at the dirt...
Seems pretty obvious 
we share 99.6% of our DNA with ants, which proves nontheless that we are all connected and only thrive because of the timeclock cooperation from other species , one cant be without the other. .
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dshow
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Kinko]
#14412668 - 05/06/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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That is how god wanted it.
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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: dshow]
#14412678 - 05/06/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Stoners are going to evolve to have vaporizers as fingers
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Salomon
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#14412731 - 05/06/11 09:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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RP has been a sucessful troll BTW good show
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Vsnares.Zappa
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Salomon]
#14412966 - 05/06/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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JesusGoneRogue


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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] 1
#14413499 - 05/07/11 01:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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this thread was so damn entertaining. thanks to all who participated.
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13.step
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Kinko]
#14413664 - 05/07/11 02:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kinko said:
Quote:
pfxtc said:
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realfuzzhead said: yep, 99.6% n common
basically, we have more in common with chimpanzee's than RATS DO WITH MICE.
evolution makes plenty of sense, to those who actually take some time to try and understand it.
You don't even have to take the time, just look at a certain species at one part of the world, and another at the other side.. Wow this one has a long neck to reach up into the trees.. wow this one has a snout to dig at the dirt...
Seems pretty obvious 
we share 99.6% of our DNA with ants, which proves nontheless that we are all connected and only thrive because of the timeclock cooperation from other species , one cant be without the other. .
DNA is bullshit man, the epigenome is where it's at...

Also wtf is up with those ratings, must by far the worst I've ever seen on this board.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: 13.step]
#14413679 - 05/07/11 02:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Proteins is where its at, real talk. Son.
Obviously you never read his thread about him toruring a turtle by burning it then smashing it open with a rock or the one where he admitted to breaking into houses and stealing shit.
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propensity
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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said: Proteins is where its at, real talk. Son.
Obviously you never read his thread about him toruring a turtle by burning it then smashing it open with a rock or the one where he admitted to breaking into houses and stealing shit.
Wow wtf
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pouihi
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: propensity]
#14413854 - 05/07/11 05:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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13.step
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To be quite honest mRNA is where it's at
Wow, nope I have missed those "gems", makes sense then, why is he still shamelessly posting?
Ya hear that? We don't take kindly to yer type 'round these parts...
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Gomp
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: 13.step]
#14414252 - 05/07/11 08:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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We grew from a sperm and a egg, .. In a sponge like creation called a womb. :p
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dshow
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Gomp]
#14414296 - 05/07/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
PROOF
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Gumby
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14414511 - 05/07/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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This thread has been closed.
Reason: Herbal you need to cut the trolling shit. First it was posting morbidly obese women in the naked lady thread going "BUT THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL MANNN" and now this thread.
Troll thread is locked thread.
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