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Almond Flour
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Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION
#14408169 - 05/06/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit? Give me a break. Im sure evolution has its place in some aspects...but to go as far to say a fish could turn into a rational thinking, conscious human being is bullshit. Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum ''
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
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the human abstract
malaka the werewolf



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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408174 - 05/06/11 12:08 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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but we were electrons before atoms existed.. 
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masterharf
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i dont give a fuck where i came from or how i came to be
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Mind Transcribing
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408180 - 05/06/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is also stranger than we can imagine.
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Almond Flour
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: masterharf]
#14408184 - 05/06/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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masterharf said: i dont give a fuck where i came from or how i came to be
This is where im at. But when people go making bullshit theory's in order to "Understand it all" its bullshit =.....a fast track road to being a jackass
-------------------- Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church"
Edited by Almond Flour (05/06/11 12:12 AM)
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Mind Transcribing said: The universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is also stranger than we can imagine.
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Samuel L Jackson
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i think this should be moved to the conspiracy theory forum.
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masterharf
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dis aint troll dis shit be REAL TALK
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sandi
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408191 - 05/06/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Herbal said: Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit? Give me a break. Im sure evolution has its place in some aspects...but to go as far to say a fish could turn into a rational thinking, conscious human being is bullshit. Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum ''

This is a troll post, right? If not, then you seriously need to go back and read about evolution, since you have no clue how things evolve.
Also this may help you:
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Almond Flour
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Quote:
SamuelLJackson said:

i think this should be moved to the conspiracy theory forum.
Lets just say my final day of Biology could have been more informative with a schizophrenic priest from Bangladesh
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: masterharf] 8
#14408194 - 05/06/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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lol op has no understanding of evolution whatso ever
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ShiVersblood
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: masterharf]
#14408197 - 05/06/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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why not let evolution and religon live together side by side in harmony, taking a little from both here and there
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: ShiVersblood]
#14408202 - 05/06/11 12:20 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ShiVersblood said: why not let evolution and religon live together side by side in harmony, taking a little from both here and there
A lot of people do but don't admit it, sadly.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: ShiVersblood]
#14408205 - 05/06/11 12:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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or lets do some pyramid and vortex energy building
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408270 - 05/06/11 12:46 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Herbal said: Is telling me i evolved form a sponge ANY more sane and rational then saying humans were carved from gods rib or some shit? Give me a break. Im sure evolution has its place in some aspects...but to go as far to say a fish could turn into a rational thinking, conscious human being is bullshit. Good job science for being just as bad as the religious zealots but on the opposite end of the spectrum ''

life is absurd. its likely existence started when you did.
and all these things are trying to confuse you! trying to keep you from ascension! from enjoying your life!
fight back!
resist!
you are free!
your mind belongs to you! use it!
create your reality!
create a fantasy so ridiculous that explains your existence!
if it makes sense to you, it is real!
be real! live now! the past never happened and the future never will!
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour] 7
#14408281 - 05/06/11 12:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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This thread was not intelligently designed.
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Silversoul]
#14408302 - 05/06/11 12:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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13.step
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: Almond Flour]
#14408310 - 05/06/11 01:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Herbal said:
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masterharf said: i dont give a fuck where i came from or how i came to be
This is where im at. But when people go making bullshit theory's in order to "Understand it all" its bullshit =.....a fast track road to being a jackass
I'm pretty sure that's not how it works, and you might just be a direct descendant of a sponge...
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: 13.step]
#14408321 - 05/06/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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god is a clockmaker theory... for the truth.
god built the clock, and set it on the shelf and let it run its course... only stopping to do repairs when necessary.
*i use the word/name/title "god" loosely, meaning "creator" or "clockmaker"
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Re: Wanna hear a joke?.....EVOLUTION [Re: igwna]
#14408340 - 05/06/11 01:11 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I 100% belive a fish could become rational thinker.... evolution dosent happen overnight op takes millions billions trillions of years.
I have no idea where we came from but I believe we evolved.
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Edited by skiddy (05/06/11 01:15 AM)
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