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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: s0nny]
    #14408102 - 05/05/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Water will not clean your system as thc isn't water soluble.  Things like alcohol and beer will help.

Water will dilute your piss however. And assuming its a piss test start by pissing a few seconds then in the cup then finish in the toilet think of it like the middle of your bladders piss make sense?


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: s0nny]
    #14408163 - 05/06/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

your level should be low dude..  you can get cheapy tests for 16 bux here
http://www.walgreens.com/search/results.jsp?Ntt=drug test&x=0&y=0
13 bux
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10- bux on line wal mart
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get a couple..  at least one to see if you even need to dilute..  and one to make sure your cool once you dilute..  maybe return one if you dont need it..  im not gonna get into it again but dilution works if you do it right..  and if they find out its dilute they will just retest you, just be carefull cuz if its clear theyll make you sit in the lobby and piss a few times before retesting on the spot..  if its yellow they wont retest you on the spot, and it will be a few days if at all but if its the right color and temp they most likely will not even waste the time or money putting it thru a MS.. 
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i passed a UA once with a clean friends urine. i put the urine in an empty afrin nasal spray bottle, and wore tight underwear and kept it strapped up in between my legs. no one watched me pee. this whole process with getting the piss and getting it into the bottle and into the meeting went down quickly so there wasnt really any time for it to lose heat. and i dont think you would have to worry about losing heat if its strapped behind your balls.



i did too one time but i almost failed!  i had some "quick fix" synthetic with the heating pad and i had to swirl it around for a few seconds blowing on it because it was 105F!!  she was like "are you ok in there?!  then i came out right then and it was all good lol!  but that time it was a pre employment test.. 

but yea if you only smoked a G maybe your cool :shrug:  the home tests help and are definitely worth not getting into trouble tho :thumbup:  is the po gonna watch you piss?

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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: wow]
    #14408327 - 05/06/11 01:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I would imagine a test for a PO would be observed.


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: skiddy]
    #14408837 - 05/06/11 06:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

No he doesn't watch me piss. It's actually really laid back kinda. Like almost the most lax version of PO I had imagined before i met him. Even though I have no idea and I don't want to risk it.

He will not even touch me, just will give me the cup and say piss in it above the level and that's it.


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Rainman420]
    #14409019 - 05/06/11 08:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

my test was for a PO. and it was not watched. and even if it is watched dont you have the right to go into a stall, or ask them to turn around because they are making you uncomfortable?..


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: s0nny]
    #14410315 - 05/06/11 01:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

No they wont let you go into a stall.  When I first started going to probation I just could not piss with someone standing behind me, sometimes it would take almost 20 minutes and he still would not leave the room. Id just keep saying " i cant go" and he'd say dont worry about it this happens to everyone eventualy you will be able to and he'd just keep standing there it was so awkward.  Now I can just walk in and piss on command with him watching tho because Ive done it so many damn times.


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14410527 - 05/06/11 02:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lol after goin to jail i can piss just about anywhere lol!  i know some people who cant take a shit in a public bathroom :lol:  im glad im not that way cuz when i gotta go i gotta go!!

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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: wow]
    #14410634 - 05/06/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I can shit in a public bathroom but I wont, not unless Im gonna shit pants otherwise.  Everytime I have in a public bathroom I always imagine that one scene in american pie when shit brick walks out all relieved and theres a bunch of people standing outside the bathroom pointing and laughing at him:lol:


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14410983 - 05/06/11 03:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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PeterGriffin467 said:
I can shit in a public bathroom but I wont, not unless Im gonna shit pants otherwise.  Everytime I have in a public bathroom I always imagine that one scene in american pie when shit brick walks out all relieved and theres a bunch of people standing outside the bathroom pointing and laughing at him:lol:




I'm the same way, but I imagine that one scene in Trainspotting...


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: citricacidx]
    #14411269 - 05/06/11 04:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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citricacidx said:
Quote:

PeterGriffin467 said:
I can shit in a public bathroom but I wont, not unless Im gonna shit pants otherwise.  Everytime I have in a public bathroom I always imagine that one scene in american pie when shit brick walks out all relieved and theres a bunch of people standing outside the bathroom pointing and laughing at him:lol:




I'm the same way, but I imagine that one scene in Trainspotting...





LOL.


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From bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to selfishness;
From selfishness to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage.

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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: citricacidx]
    #14411280 - 05/06/11 04:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:  that shit is funny!

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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: wow]
    #14411318 - 05/06/11 04:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yooooooo fuck all that other shit dude you need to grab synthinec urine bro, that shit is legit and they sell it at pretty much every headshop around. trust me ur not that first person to have this problem i keep one of these in my desk at work

http://best4drugtest.com/product_quick-fix-synthetic-urine-p1939.html

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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: iBoom4FUNdz]
    #14411749 - 05/06/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Unless you have a whizzinator you are gonna have a hard time getting synthetic urine into the cup with a PO standing over your shoulder.  Getting caught trying to falsify a drug test for probation will get you charged with a felony.


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