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OfflineRainman420
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Need to pass a drug test.
    #14405457 - 05/05/11 02:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So basically i have a test in 8 days. I smoked about a gram over the course of 5 days after being totally clean. I gave myself about 2 and a half weeks to get clean and not really been working out. But anyway i have a fast metabolism and am skinny. I figure my chances of passing are good but i don't really know.

Anyone got any advice? Its a urine test btw from a PO.


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Rainman420]
    #14405472 - 05/05/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

The search function will turn up plenty of great piss test advice threads, good luck man


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Equipto]
    #14405517 - 05/05/11 02:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

test yourself..  if you fail than dilute..  or use synthetic urine.. :thumbup:


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: wow]
    #14405539 - 05/05/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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wow said:
test yourself..  if you fail than dilute..  or use synthetic urine.. :thumbup:




I'm going to try this in a couple days.

Another question I have is that I have heard that if you are completely clean and you smoke a day or 2 that you will be clean again in 3-5 days. But I smoked for like 5 days so it shouldn't be any more than 2 weeks on the long end right?

Also does beer do a similar thing as water as far as making you piss a lot and flushing your system? I wouldn't be surprised if it did or didn't.


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The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:

From bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to selfishness;
From selfishness to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage.

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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Rainman420]
    #14405546 - 05/05/11 02:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's really a case by case basis OP. No one will ever be able to give you an exact yes/no.

Also, I would stick to water instead of beer...


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Rainman420]
    #14405576 - 05/05/11 02:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

No beer wont work, you drink water the day of the test in order to dilute your urine so you are pissing pretty much nothing but water, it doesnt work by flushing your system.  Drinking water anytime before the day of the test is a waste of time.


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Anthony917]
    #14405585 - 05/05/11 02:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Anthony917 said:
It's really a case by case basis OP. No one will ever be able to give you an exact yes/no.

Also, I would stick to water instead of beer...



^^ you speak the truth!  only way to know is to test yourself..  synthetic pee is always good!  if you fail "dilute negative"  they have to retest you...  better chances of beeing clean by then..  if your on probation you should get a mmj recommendation!  they cant do shit if you do!  but if you cant because of location or whatev..  be carefull..  some po's are real dickholes!


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: wow]
    #14405623 - 05/05/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

So the main thing that will work is working out everyday then stop like 2 days before the test?


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The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:

From bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to selfishness;
From selfishness to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage.

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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Rainman420]
    #14405655 - 05/05/11 02:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

that could actually make you fail..  you will release fat and metabolites into your blood stream...  id say test yourself (like 10$ at a drug store or wal mart) and if you fail either use fake pee or drink like 5 gallons of water so you are pissing every five minutes..  you'll pee clear as water and they will test it and it will have low carnitine levels and they will classify it as a "dilute negative" most likely..  if this happens they retest you as soon as the results come in..  you can also take vitamin B or rockstars to add color to it and sometimes if it looks normal enough they wont even cg/ms test it..  in which case your golden lol..  ive been thru this ALOT in the past lol..


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Rainman420]
    #14405691 - 05/05/11 02:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Rainman420 said:
So the main thing that will work is working out everyday then stop like 2 days before the test?




http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14407424 - 05/05/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
Quote:

Rainman420 said:
So the main thing that will work is working out everyday then stop like 2 days before the test?




http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html




Thank you.

Lol. This really makes me feel like i'm in the clear because I realize most of the people doing this method are constant smokers and this still works for them effectively.


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The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:

From bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to selfishness;
From selfishness to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage.

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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Rainman420]
    #14407427 - 05/05/11 08:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Would it be a good idea to take some niacin tomorrow btw? I still have 8 days to go.


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The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:

From bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to selfishness;
From selfishness to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage.

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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: wow]
    #14407439 - 05/05/11 09:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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that could actually make you fail..  you will release fat and metabolites into your blood stream...  id say test yourself (like 10$ at a drug store or wal mart) and if you fail either use fake pee or drink like 5 gallons of water so you are pissing every five minutes..  you'll pee clear as water and they will test it and it will have low carnitine levels and they will classify it as a "dilute negative" most likely..  if this happens they retest you as soon as the results come in..  you can also take vitamin B or rockstars to add color to it and sometimes if it looks normal enough they wont even cg/ms test it..  in which case your golden lol..  ive been thru this ALOT in the past lol..





I hear you man. But the thing is that the test is one of those really crappy home drug tests is the kind my PO uses. Would it be able to tell if its diluted?


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The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:

From bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to selfishness;
From selfishness to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage.

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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Rainman420]
    #14407815 - 05/05/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

no well..  usually they take the test then send em in for evaluation..  if the pee is nice and yellow and its a pass on the strip then they usually wont go any furthur..  if its clear and diluted they will us a mass spectrometer to test it..  but i bet they find nothing and will know its dilute.. in which case they retest you..  however dilution will work FOR SURE if you do it right and it will beat the cheap test every time!  if its just a cheapie test, he can watch you pee, and know you peed it...  but if the guy is worth a damn at drug testing he'll know its a dilute sample right away if its clear and actually may make you wait a couple hours in the waiting room to piss it all out and retest you on the spot..  this happened to me before also :lol:  in that instance i failed...  the KEY is to make sure your piss is nice and colored!!  read that article on dilution that ifoundwaldo posted..  and look up dilution on google for some tips..  i like to use rockstar and vitamin B tablets to make my diluted piss have more color :super:


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: wow]
    #14407826 - 05/05/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

so basically this comes down to how much do you value your freedom. do you value being a free person enough to go buy synthetic urine, the sure fire way to pass, or are you willing to risk it with urban legends that may or may not work?


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: s0nny]
    #14407928 - 05/05/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

oh dilution works..  im a G at it!!  lol!  but if you havent done it and dont know how to do it just right its easy to fuck up..  as long as its proper color and a good dilute your usually ok..  PLUS!!  if you get caught with the synthetic its gonna be ALL BAD!  and by chance if they test it in a MS they will DEFINITELY know its synthetic!!  he probably wont lock you up on the first positive..  but you will be in some shit for sure if he finds out you fucked with it..  he cant tell you not to drink 5 gallons of water tho..  the reason synthetic works is that it passes the first cheapy test and its the right color..  but be carefull if hes watchin you piss because if the piss is too hot or too cold hes gonna see it right away..  if you know you can sneak some fake or friends clean piss in there without getting cought thats for sure the best bet!  try to use same sex urine just incase they test it..  but they wont most likely as long as its yellow and the right temp..  the key things are; if its fake it MUST be the right temp..  if hes sending it in hes gonna write it on the paper and the lab tek is gonna see it was wrong temp and know right off it could be tampered with..  if its a dilute just make sure its yellow.. if they never send it in and you can pee a nice dilute with good color your golden..  trust its not an urban myth!  LOL they want you to think it is!  buy some tests and try and tune yourself in!! tests are cheap!  and WORTH IT!!


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Rainman420]
    #14408043 - 05/05/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I mean i think i will be good in 2 1/2 weeks anyway cuz i have a fast metabalism first of all. But also, I only smoked like a gram at most in about 5 days which was not that much. Then again I am no expert.

But I will try the dilute method anyways and do a test run here in a day or two to be on the safe side.


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The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:

From bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to selfishness;
From selfishness to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage.

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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Rainman420]
    #14408059 - 05/05/11 11:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

BTW, he charges me 15 bucks per drug test. Doesn't that mean he is using one of those shitty ones that can't tell temperature, ph, or most anything a lab tek could?

I could definitely sneak in piss, but the temperature is what i'm worried about in that case.


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The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:

From bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to selfishness;
From selfishness to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage.

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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Rainman420]
    #14408077 - 05/05/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

A PO test will have a temperature sensor on the side.

If they think you diluted (if your piss is too clear) they can fail you and have you retest or they can just send it off to a lab to be sure you didn't just drink a shit ton of water 2 hours before the test.


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Re: Need to pass a drug test. [Re: Rainman420]
    #14408078 - 05/05/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i passed a UA once with a clean friends urine. i put the urine in an empty afrin nasal spray bottle, and wore tight underwear and kept it strapped up in between my legs. no one watched me pee. this whole process with getting the piss and getting it into the bottle and into the meeting went down quickly so there wasnt really any time for it to lose heat. and i dont think you would have to worry about losing heat if its strapped behind your balls.


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