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Invasion of the TICKS
    #14405946 - 05/05/11 03:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I don't know if it's just my area but here in PA ticks are continuously getting worse every year - particularly this year. I think 3 or 4 people already have Lyme disease. I was talking to a guy I work with who is in his late 50's; he said when he was a kid if you got a tick it was pretty strange and they were in the woods all the time. Now, almost every other time I go hiking you can bet I'll have at least one tick; especially if I don't stick to the trails and blaze my own.

What the fuck? Fuck ticks. Mosquitoes are one thing, but ticks are fucking freaky.



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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: gzuf]
    #14406018 - 05/05/11 04:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Its crazy how elastic there skin is. The always try to suck my pets dry for the first half of summer, Im out there for a half hour every few days pickign the bastards off of them.

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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: gzuf]
    #14406046 - 05/05/11 04:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I fucking hate ticks!

One time I was up north camping as a young lad and I went to take a piss and one of those things were attached to the underside of my dick  :awedisgust:

My grandpa got lyme disease as well and almost killed him because the doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with him.  One of his friends recommended to get tested for lyme disease and sure enough, that was it.

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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: gzuf]
    #14406051 - 05/05/11 04:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Holy fuck that is disgusting


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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: snitchelpowerz37]
    #14406118 - 05/05/11 04:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I fucking hate ticks!

One time I was up north camping as a young lad and I went to take a piss and one of those things were attached to the underside of my dick  :awedisgust:

My grandpa got lyme disease as well and almost killed him because the doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with him.  One of his friends recommended to get tested for lyme disease and sure enough, that was it.




Holy shit, I once had a tick on my dick.

It was after a night of heavy drinking around the campfire. Well, I got really fucking drunk and fell asleep with this bottle of Disaronno. I wake up the next day, go to take a piss and there is a tick on the top of my dick. Now, it was not the cusp of the dick but it was still up top. Man I just look at this thing, take three deep breaths and pull it off. Fucking terrifying. Thank teh lawd it was not there long and was easy to get off. What the fuck.

Even worse is another guy who was there that night got a tick on the cusp of his top-dicktoral region. Scary.


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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: snitchelpowerz37]
    #14406127 - 05/05/11 04:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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steezemachinee said:
I fucking hate ticks!

One time I was up north camping as a young lad and I went to take a piss and one of those things were attached to the underside of my dick  :awedisgust:

My grandpa got lyme disease as well and almost killed him because the doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with him.  One of his friends recommended to get tested for lyme disease and sure enough, that was it.




I fucking hate ticks too. They're the one thing that, upon mention, I will immediately without hesitation say "I fucking HATE ticks". Every. Time.


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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: gzuf]
    #14406137 - 05/05/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'm in PA, and I find at least one tick every time I go in the woods.

By the way, why does everyone have a tick dick story?

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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: Hajnal]
    #14406142 - 05/05/11 04:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Permethrin. Spray that shit on your clothes, let it dry, and you're good to go.


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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14406150 - 05/05/11 04:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Isnt that garbage a CNS toxin easily absorbed through the skin? I dont know about you but I would rather not spray posion all over my clothes and would rather just pick them bastards off.

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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14406159 - 05/05/11 04:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Would you rather have Lyme disease?


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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14406180 - 05/05/11 04:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I would much rather risk the very slim chance of getting lyme disease over spraying poison all over my clothes.

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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: snitchelpowerz37]
    #14406217 - 05/05/11 04:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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steezemachinee said:
I fucking hate ticks!

One time I was up north camping as a young lad and I went to take a piss and one of those things were attached to the underside of my dick  :awedisgust:

My grandpa got lyme disease as well and almost killed him because the doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with him.  One of his friends recommended to get tested for lyme disease and sure enough, that was it.




I went camping a couple of years ago and as I was taking a shower I noticed one on my balls. Pretty annoying to say the least.

I've had one in my butt crack as well.

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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: mellowparty]
    #14406318 - 05/05/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

when i lived in the deep south my poor kitty had to be shaved regularly so we could pick em off her, luckily thats as close as they got to me.


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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: mellowparty]
    #14406324 - 05/05/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

haha awesome i feel much better about my tick dick experience knowing others had to go through the same ordeal!

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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: snitchelpowerz37]
    #14406345 - 05/05/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

if you dont want ticks, get guinea hens. had them for a few years, probably about 20-30 that had free roam of the area directly around my house all the way to the woods on an all sides. we suffered no ticks at all those years. the only dogs that got them were the ones who ventured farther than the guinea hens went.

we already have a shitload of bats and dragonflies populate 3-4 ponds that are less than 100 feet from my house so the mosquito population is pretty low too.


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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: gzuf]
    #14406385 - 05/05/11 05:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I had the pleasure of the smaller ones burying into my legs and nutsack because I sat down in a field with cattle in it.

By the time I realised I just saw loads of these tiny little spider looking things running over me, then I realised they were ticks and was screaming ripping my clothes off, brushing off ticks and running out of the field all at the same time.

Its fucking disgusting sat there with a little cotton noose 1 by 1 gently trying to get these parasites to get out of me :mad2:

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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: nice1]
    #14406436 - 05/05/11 05:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Haha I know so many people that found a tick on there dick, hasn't happened to me yet... My dad had lyme disease years back...
Fuck Ticks, and they smelllike shit when you burn them too.


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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: volcomstoner]
    #14406448 - 05/05/11 05:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I am very lucky to never have had a tick on my dick... How the hell do you get the fuckers off it anyways? :shrug:


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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: sjfrockerdude]
    #14406453 - 05/05/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I am very lucky to never have had a tick on my dick... How the hell do you get the fuckers off it anyways? :shrug:




just pull them off. i had one really close to my dick.

they're said to like tight areas, like behind your balls on your leg. i had one there before.

i've also had lyme disease before. all you have to do is take antibiotics for a while


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Re: Invasion of the TICKS [Re: sjfrockerdude]
    #14406457 - 05/05/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I despise ticks. They are one of the few creatures I truly hate.

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