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Offlinepantsboy
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Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer...
    #14403196 - 05/05/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Am I a shaman now?


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: pantsboy]
    #14403198 - 05/05/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yea


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: pantsboy]
    #14403203 - 05/05/11 12:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Terrence McKenna would probably say no, but you do fit in with 10% of the shroomery population.


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: pantsboy]
    #14403210 - 05/05/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

pantsboy said:
Am I a shaman now?



Modern day standards of shamanism have risen


You must get behind the wheel and not get a DUI after consuming said ounce


Getting someone killed and communicating with the spirit will make you a pope


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: iamnotadream]
    #14403215 - 05/05/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Protip: if it's a doe, puncture her urine and collect it in a vial. Next time you're out on the hunt you can place it around the area.

My pee pee brings all the bucks to the yard.


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: The Whale]
    #14403246 - 05/05/11 12:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Did you get inside the deer?

The answers you seek lie INSIDE the deer, my friend.



Start hands first...


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14403262 - 05/05/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yeah, this was pretty much me an hour ago:


I used the large intestines to communicate with the spirit of the forest


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: pantsboy]
    #14403268 - 05/05/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

did you have sex with it?


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: pantsboy]
    #14403270 - 05/05/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I was looking for that picture.. lol!

Did you have sex with it? 

Life and death man, life and death...


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: Salomon]
    #14403283 - 05/05/11 01:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
did you have sex with it?




Of course. I would never eat an animal before fucking it in the skull!  it would be disrespectful! :bendoverrover:


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: Salomon]
    #14403300 - 05/05/11 01:09 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
did you have sex with it?




lol - Sorry, I was typing my post before I realised you'd already asked.

At least we're getting the important things out.





Oh, and this came up too... so whatever.



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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14403353 - 05/05/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Makes me wanna go kill and eat something


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: PreparationH]
    #14403366 - 05/05/11 01:34 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You know what would be a really good idea? A shroomery hunting trip!

We should all get together and take acid and shrooms and go hunting with our guns and crossbows. It would be epic!


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"Mushrooms are only similar to penises in their appearance." - LeBron James (2013)

ToiletDuk said:
"Bus squelching is not to be laughed at."


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: pantsboy]
    #14403373 - 05/05/11 01:36 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

That would make for an excellent anti drug ad


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: PreparationH] * 1
    #14403380 - 05/05/11 01:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

The Shroomery.... Not Even Once


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: pantsboy]
    #14403386 - 05/05/11 01:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

shrooms make you gay.


shroomery: harmless?


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Re: Just ate an ounce of shrooms and skinned a deer... [Re: pantsboy]
    #14403486 - 05/05/11 02:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

pantsboy said:
You know what would be a really good idea? A shroomery hunting trip!

We should all get together and take acid and shrooms and go hunting with our guns and crossbows. It would be epic!




:smbfacepalm:


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