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Is Bin Laden currently in hell?
#14403079 - 05/05/11 12:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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61% of Americans polled say "Yes!" 
*me quietly sneaks across the Canadian border*
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I literally laughed for a good minuet after reading that.
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OrgoneConclusion said: 61% of Americans polled say "Yes!" 
So sad that the percentage for polls like this are still that high We will be so much better off and so much more at peace as a society when that percentage drops to between say, 0 and 10%.
At least our government is actively enforcing separation of church and state, that was where they got us good.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: Satyapriya]
#14403726 - 05/05/11 05:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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According to his beliefs shouldn't he be surrounded by a large amount of virgins? I know he didn't die bombing himself but according to them didn't he die as a martyr?
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How ironic that the cause of the attacks in the first place (faith in silly anthropomorphic magic) is now expressed by those attacked.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: pouihi]
#14406531 - 05/05/11 06:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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pouihi said: According to his beliefs shouldn't he be surrounded by a large amount of virgins? I know he didn't die bombing himself but according to them didn't he die as a martyr?
Idk assuming he died, which I've yet to see evidence of - or evidence that I should care. Assuming he died the way they said, which is even less likely. Then he would have used one of his wives as a human shield, not exactly martyr material
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: ahchela]
#14406656 - 05/05/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'm not well versed in the Koran but here are some scripture quotes I found:
Houri- 1. A voluptuous, alluring woman. 2. One of the beautiful virgins of the Koranic paradise.
'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a." Sunan al-Tirmidhi Vol. IV, Chapters on "The Features of Heaven as described by the Messenger of Allah", ch. 21 "About the Smallest Reward for the People of Heaven", hadith 2687
"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas." Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351
And reckon not those who are killed in Allah's way as dead; nay, they are alive (and) are provided sustenance from their Lord. -K 3:169
So far Osama is doing alright. Maybe later I'll try an find some scripture on how to end up in hell, if there is such a thing in Islam.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: EdgeChaos]
#14406715 - 05/05/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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EdgeChaos said: I'm not well versed in the Koran but here are some scripture quotes I found:
Houri- 1. A voluptuous, alluring woman. 2. One of the beautiful virgins of the Koranic paradise.
'The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a." Sunan al-Tirmidhi Vol. IV, Chapters on "The Features of Heaven as described by the Messenger of Allah", ch. 21 "About the Smallest Reward for the People of Heaven", hadith 2687
"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas." Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351
And reckon not those who are killed in Allah's way as dead; nay, they are alive (and) are provided sustenance from their Lord. -K 3:169
So far Osama is doing alright. Maybe later I'll try an find some scripture on how to end up in hell, if there is such a thing in Islam.
Those quotes have confounded me... I mean shit if people believe those things they'll believe anything. Really can't be much dumber than to take those things literally and kill yourself and others over it...
Now I don't know if you made those up but I'm not touching one of those books to find out.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: EdgeChaos]
#14406743 - 05/05/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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EdgeChaos said: "Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas." Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351

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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: ahchela]
#14406766 - 05/05/11 06:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I got the first two off of wikiislam.net and the third from some random site listing all the jihad verses.
I have never read the Koran so it is possible that wikiislam.net is fraudulent. I wouldn't know, but I wish I had made that shit up it's fucking hilarious.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: EdgeChaos]
#14406772 - 05/05/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I could use 72 appetising vaginas right now
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: ahchela]
#14407843 - 05/05/11 10:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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ahchela said: I could use 72 appetising vaginas right now
I could use 72 vaginas with teeth and their own individual noses.
Ya.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: 5-HT2A]
#14409145 - 05/06/11 08:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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from a literal interpretation, heaven and hell are just projections of our need to satisfy our sense of justice. from a metaphorical view, i feel that heaven and hell are just descriptions of psychological states that we experience through the course of our lives.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: ahchela]
#14409284 - 05/06/11 09:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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So far Osama is doing alright. Maybe later I'll try an find some scripture on how to end up in hell, if there is such a thing in Islam.
That must be the hell god sends gay muslims to, eh? 
And who wants a virgin every time anyway? What a pain. I'll take an experienced woman over a virgin any day.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: Diploid]
#14409973 - 05/06/11 12:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Give them fear so they comply and promise them pleasures. Seems to work for the Islams.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: TheCreampie]
#14410051 - 05/06/11 12:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The Islams?
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Arch-nemesis of the Christianities and Judaisms, duh.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: Diploid]
#14410848 - 05/06/11 03:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Diploid said: So far Osama is doing alright. Maybe later I'll try an find some scripture on how to end up in hell, if there is such a thing in Islam.
That must be the hell god sends gay muslims to, eh? 
And who wants a virgin every time anyway? What a pain. I'll take an experienced woman over a virgin any day.
Definitely agree on the non virgin thing... sounds like hell really - breaking them in all day.
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OrgoneConclusion said: The Islams? 
I think the correct term is "Muslam", or "Islim"...
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: Poid]
#14412003 - 05/06/11 07:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mo' like Moslem or Mooslim.
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Is Bin Laden currently in hell
maybe, cant prove or disprove it so......
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#14412038 - 05/06/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mush 4 Brains said:
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Is Bin Laden currently in hell
maybe, cant prove or disprove it so......
Cant prove or disprove it so ... what? Just give up? In lieu of proof, why not look for evidence and make an educated hypothesis?
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: DieCommie]
#14412043 - 05/06/11 07:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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An educated hypothesis as to which magical imaginary kingdom in which a dead person has been re-animated?
Sounds like an exercise in controlled psychosis.
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Nope, try rereading the posts more carefully.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: DieCommie]
#14412053 - 05/06/11 07:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I do prefer to "just give up" when pressured to make a statement in an ontology I have rejected and plan to continue doing so.
OC, what were the other options on the poll? Was it just a straight "Yes/no" affair or was there an "I don't know" option?
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If you have rejected it, how have you given up? Rejection is the product of not giving up.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: DieCommie]
#14412064 - 05/06/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Only using your own words, sir.
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I dont get it.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: DieCommie]
#14412074 - 05/06/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sorry, I didn't see the posts you were originally responding to. I get it now.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: DieCommie]
#14412112 - 05/06/11 07:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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DieCommie said:
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Mush 4 Brains said:
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Is Bin Laden currently in hell
maybe, cant prove or disprove it so......
Cant prove or disprove it so ... what? Just give up? In lieu of proof, why not look for evidence and make an educated hypothesis?
Look for evidence, i don't want to die just yet.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#14412180 - 05/06/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Is Bin Laden currently in hell
maybe, cant prove or disprove it so......
I'l go as far to say no one will ever prove it indefinitely. My personal belief is that there likely is no afterlife, no heaven no hell.
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Guess it would be Muslims.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: Satyapriya]
#14413659 - 05/07/11 02:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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OrgoneConclusion said: 61% of Americans polled say "Yes!" 
So sad that the percentage for polls like this are still that high We will be so much better off and so much more at peace as a society when that percentage drops to between say, 0 and 10%.
Why?
People who believe in something you find to be of so little merit must obviously be quite poor thinkers if you are correct, yes? What makes you think once the religious movements die out that they won't be supporting equally oppressive, offensive, matters?
The same thinking supported the genocides in recent history, the revolutions leading to authoritarian totalitarian states, and so forth.
Personally, I don't think there's much difference between the silly thinking that allows one to support any of that crap. Same thing with the mystical nonsense people believe. They may be relatively harmless to others, but is the failure to recognize reality or own up to their obvious errors any different?
...the banality of evil, and all that
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#14413762 - 05/07/11 03:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Is Bin Laden currently in hell
maybe, cant prove or disprove it so......
You can disprove it, but you can never prove it(in this life at least). At the moment though, you're right.
But if I had to guess, he's probably taking satans triton up to his trachea as we speak. Metaphorically speaking lol
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: johnm214]
#14413783 - 05/07/11 04:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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OrgoneConclusion said: 61% of Americans polled say "Yes!" 
So sad that the percentage for polls like this are still that high We will be so much better off and so much more at peace as a society when that percentage drops to between say, 0 and 10%.
Why?
Because 61% of society believes stupid shit. Assuming they actually try to educate themselves just a tiny bit, and not just replace bullshit with cowshit, then yeah maybe America as a whole wouldn't be a morally and culturally deficient fuckfest of gluttony.
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Re: Is Bin Laden currently in hell? [Re: mushiepussy]
#14414308 - 05/07/11 09:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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mushiepussy said: Why?
Because 61% of society believes stupid shit. Assuming they actually try to educate themselves just a tiny bit, and not just replace bullshit with cowshit, then yeah maybe America as a whole wouldn't be a morally and culturally deficient fuckfest of gluttony.
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I think Islam teaches that he will be in hell for only seven years.
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That's funny! No, he's dead!
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