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Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl?
#14402838 - 05/04/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The other weekend I had the usual circle of friends over and my best friend has been getting so trashed recently there've been blackouts, injuries, the works. I try my hardest to monitor his consumption but he seems to sneak some when I'm not looking.
ANYWAY
My friend and I were sitting with him about to smoke a chillum she packed and she's like, "Yo I bet you $5 he can't light that."
I shook on it, and watched as he made his attempt at hitting it.
He had the lighter about 2" to the right of the chillum head. We laughed hysterically as I slipped her the $5. He tried again. This time it was about 2" in front of the chillum head. I've never seen anyone do this before... and I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
The attached video is of our OTHER friend Bruce really drunk and me having him try to recite the alphabet stating at D and ending with W. I saw this on an episode of Campus PD and I never thought I'd see anyone I knew fail it. I guess I just haven't been that schwasted in a while...(sorry it's sideways, may be kind of loud, too. I had to convert it from 3gp format and I think the sound got amplified)
Also I feel I should add: That's not me laughing at the end of the video. I do cackle like a motherfucker but that's the chic that I lost the $5 to.
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: Newbie]
#14402902 - 05/04/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hilarious story, but the video doesn't seem to show much though.
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: ghotbijr]
#14402920 - 05/04/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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It's all in the audio. I ask him to go D through W.
He goes: "D-F-G-H-I-W-H-fldsfklasdkfjlsdkjf"
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: Newbie]
#14402931 - 05/04/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I can't hear it for some reason
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: twighead]
#14402949 - 05/04/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sorry, FIXED!
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: Newbie]
#14402976 - 05/04/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I am that friend that is so drunk they can't light a bowl.
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: SlashOZ]
#14402996 - 05/04/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The general rule in my neck of the woods is that the one who is the most "fucked up" usually must pack the next bowl. Herby, if you are unable to pack it you are unable to smoke it.
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: Newbie]
#14403003 - 05/04/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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one time we got my friend to smoke for the first time, while he was really drunk. he was being so annoying, literally he licked my face thats how drunk he was. i held the bowl up to his lips, two other friends held him up and lit the bowl respectively. he puked but then got a lot more subdued so altogether a success
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: g00ru]
#14403058 - 05/05/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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thats mee....
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: g00ru]
#14403094 - 05/05/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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One time I smoked up one of my friends while he was drunk. He walked around my house in a daze mumbling some shit about Genome soldiers while pointing at a pile of receipts on my table.
...he eventually joined the army.
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: Remix]
#14403109 - 05/05/11 12:13 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Whhaaa? thats fucking crazy
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: Remix]
#14403160 - 05/05/11 12:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Remix said: One time I smoked up one of my friends while he was drunk. He walked around my house in a daze mumbling some shit about Genome soldiers while pointing at a pile of receipts on my table.
...he eventually joined the army. 
future army kids get high as shit. this one guy took off all his clothes and ran into somebody's backyard freaking out about aliens. i wasn't there for that though.
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: dshow]
#14403168 - 05/05/11 12:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was busy cooking some grilled cheese-and-tomato sandwiches at the time. He had passed out with a bag of "flaming-hot" Cheetos in his lap shortly after we smoked (a typically harmless mode of "really stoned and kinda drunk").
I walk out into the room all stoked to eat my sandwich (because I'm stoned it feels like I just completed some lunar-driven alchemical ritual in order to make that shit) and I see my friend just standing there pointing at a pile of papers on a table nearby.
I eventually convinced him that he would be better off sitting back on the couch.
Then I ate the sandwich and blew my mind watching Metalocalypse.
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: Remix]
#14403178 - 05/05/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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im so high i cant drunk my light
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Re: Ever had a friend so drunk he can't light a bowl? [Re: Envix]
#14403252 - 05/05/11 12:51 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Envix said: im so high i cant drunk my light ____
beer?
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