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Kickle
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What's one good thing about Pedophiles?
#14399844 - 05/04/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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They never speed through school zones.
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: Kickle]
#14399854 - 05/04/11 12:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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hahha they always smell good too
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: Kickle] 3
#14399866 - 05/04/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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No need for sex education when you have pedophiles around.
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
#14399877 - 05/04/11 12:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Two pedophiles were walking down the street one day when they came across a pair of small lacey knickers on the ground. The first one picks them up, smells them and goes, "Aahhh... A seven-year-old girl." The other grabs them from him and also takes a smell and goes, "No, no ... Definitely an eight-year-old girl!" The two of them are them smelling them in turns and arguing. "An eight-year-old!", "No, a seven-year-old!", "Definitely an eight-year-old!" .... and so on. The local priest is walking past as the two men argue and can't help but ask them what the commotion is all about.
The first pedophile tells the priest, and asks him if he could sort out the argument, so the priest takes the knickers, has a good long sniff, and after pondering for a few moments he looks at the two men and says: "Definitely an eight-year-old girl! ......... but not from my parish!"
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sunset_mission
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: LobsterSauce] 1
#14399889 - 05/04/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jimtown said: Two pedophiles were walking down the street one day when they came across a pair of small lacey knickers on the ground. The first one picks them up, smells them and goes, "Aahhh... A seven-year-old girl." The other grabs them from him and also takes a smell and goes, "No, no ... Definitely an eight-year-old girl!" The two of them are them smelling them in turns and arguing. "An eight-year-old!", "No, a seven-year-old!", "Definitely an eight-year-old!" .... and so on. The local priest is walking past as the two men argue and can't help but ask them what the commotion is all about.
The first pedophile tells the priest, and asks him if he could sort out the argument, so the priest takes the knickers, has a good long sniff, and after pondering for a few moments he looks at the two men and says: "Definitely an eight-year-old girl! ......... but not from my parish!"
Would've made sense if the priest said it was an eight-year-old boy.
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wow
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: sunset_mission]
#14399928 - 05/04/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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they support girls field hockey!
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ifoundwaldo


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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: wow]
#14399950 - 05/04/11 01:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's a good one.
I was riding along the bike trail, and there were 10 old Mexican dudes watching a young woman's soccer game through the fence. feels weird man...
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14400102 - 05/04/11 01:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy?
Wanna buy some candy?
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: wow]
#14400208 - 05/04/11 02:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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wow said: they support girls field hockey!
Seriously??????
That has to be fake lol
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: Kickle]
#14400772 - 05/04/11 04:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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They die
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: pouihi]
#14400834 - 05/04/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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They also fulfill the needs of young girls with daddy problems.
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: ifoundwaldo] 1
#14400874 - 05/04/11 04:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said: They also fulfill the needs of young girls with daddy problems.
...unless they are the daddy problem.
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: Patlal]
#14400929 - 05/04/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Patlal said:
Seriously??????
That has to be fake lol
i saw it on the john daily show first.. thats what i searched on youtube for.. this is a whole different source lol.. i think its real mang! dudes like "its not gonna keep me from masturbating"
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: wow]
#14400949 - 05/04/11 04:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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wow 
those mushrooms look  personal culture?
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: pouihi]
#14400962 - 05/04/11 05:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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why thank you indeed they are! malabar and koh samui!
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14400968 - 05/04/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little boy?
Wanna buy some candy?
 I'm half jewish and that made me laugh out loud!  The chosen people have a sense of humor.
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: wow]
#14400984 - 05/04/11 05:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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wow said:
Quote:
Patlal said:
Seriously??????
That has to be fake lol
i saw it on the john daily show first.. thats what i searched on youtube for.. this is a whole different source lol.. i think its real mang! dudes like "its not gonna keep me from masturbating"
Lol thats not real..Onion bros...
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: TeamAmerica]
#14401014 - 05/04/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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they always make a good scape goat when turmoil strikes
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: Kickle]
#14401033 - 05/04/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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What's the best thing about fucking twenty-four year olds?
There's twenty of them.
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Re: What's one good thing about Pedophiles? [Re: Silversoul]
#14401229 - 05/04/11 06:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Silversoul said: What's the best thing about fucking twenty-four year olds?
There's twenty of them.
LMAO! So bad.
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