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Does this joke make sense?
    #14399599 - 05/04/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Does this joke make sense?  My cousin sent me this and after reading it I don't think it makes sense.


A jew walks into a bar and farts

The bartender says i think I smell shit....

The bartender looks at the jew very carefully

The jew then turns around and poops in a cup

The bartender looks at the jew very carefully

The jew then pees in the cup and makes pee poop soup

The bartender looks at the jew very carefully and says...

Can I taste that...


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399610 - 05/04/11 11:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Too deep for me :tongue2:


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399613 - 05/04/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lmafo:

It doesn't make sense, no.  But it is funny exactly because it's a non sequitur based on a well-known joke structure.


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14399614 - 05/04/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yea its a tough one


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399624 - 05/04/11 12:03 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

non sequitur... nice


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399636 - 05/04/11 12:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I apologize to any jews who might take offense to this joke


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399661 - 05/04/11 12:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I don't get it lol


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: Patlal]
    #14399673 - 05/04/11 12:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

are u jewish?


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399691 - 05/04/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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are u jewish?




Nope. And thats most likely why I don't get it.


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399701 - 05/04/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

So how old is your cousin? 5?


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: Patlal]
    #14399705 - 05/04/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yea i think ur right. my cousin is a large nose jew and i am 75% german.  I think hes just fucking with me.  some sort of payback for ww2.


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399708 - 05/04/11 12:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

hes a 22 yr old business owner


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399717 - 05/04/11 12:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399743 - 05/04/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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yea i think ur right. my cousin is a large nose jew and i am 75% german.  I think hes just fucking with me.  some sort of payback for ww2.



So...can I taste it?


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: koraks]
    #14399745 - 05/04/11 12:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

haha. taste what?


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399760 - 05/04/11 12:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

pee poop soup?


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399792 - 05/04/11 12:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

sounds like "people soup"


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: Best In The World]
    #14399808 - 05/04/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

"people soup"... don't ever post in one of my threads again.


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler] * 4
    #14399821 - 05/04/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You suck


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: esquaredx]
    #14399832 - 05/04/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

thats all u got?


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399867 - 05/04/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ugh he just sent me another stupid ass joke


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399887 - 05/04/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:maximumtrolling:  Wanna here a joke?


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: esquaredx]
    #14399910 - 05/04/11 01:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

ok u got me


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399919 - 05/04/11 01:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

bitch


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    #14399929 - 05/04/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler] * 1
    #14399933 - 05/04/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

wow ur an obnoxious poster....quit bumping your own retarded trolling fake joke.

go drink a piss/shit concoction :thumbdown:


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    #14399940 - 05/04/11 01:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399943 - 05/04/11 01:06 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

sorry buddy i didnt mean to offend anyone


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14399962 - 05/04/11 01:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:trolldance: u just got trolled in ur own troll


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    #14399967 - 05/04/11 01:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

anthony u little penis sucker i was just about to tell u to fuck off out of my thread


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    #14399977 - 05/04/11 01:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

my butt just got raped i cant believe i fell for that


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14400071 - 05/04/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I hate non sequiturs. It's like hipsters trying to be ironically funny.


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: limestoneman]
    #14400777 - 05/04/11 04:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I hate non sequiturs. It's like hipsters trying to be ironically funny.




I hate u


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Re: Does this joke make sense? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14400831 - 05/04/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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are u jewish?




This should be a thread. :yesnod:


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    #14400881 - 05/04/11 04:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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