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#14396862 - 05/03/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I completely agree with this article, am I weird?
http://www.yourtango.com/200933355/mind-man-mouth-love-meh
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" By The Frisky Blow jobs are overrated. There. I said it. I know men who would fight a grizzly bear with a spork for a little mouth love. I also know women who guard their oral sexing technique the way a pharmaceutical company protects its most precious patents. But I'm just not a dude who loves blow jobs. I'm an active guy, when it comes to being intimate with a woman, and laying back and letting her go down on me has always felt passive to me. Disconnected. As if I could lean back and read The Economist or slurp a bowl of soup while being, uhhh, serviced. The Frisky: What's Your Most Embarassing Sex Moment?
It feels good, sure. But not that good. I can't get off if she's all the way down there. I need her eyes, her mouth, her words, to really achieve anything that can reasonably be defined as sexual satisfaction. For the record, feeling sexually "satisfied" is very underrated. That deeply comforting post-coital buzz that can only come when one's appetite is blissfully sated.
Am I the only dude who feels this way? I mean, I think I am. There are plenty of women who dislike men going down on them, which is something I enjoy doing. That might be hypocritical, but it just is. I don't really have a sweet tooth, but I enjoy making a mean chocolate pecan pie. There are other things I'd rather do with a lover than getting a "knobber." The Frisky: 10 Things Women Don’t Understand About Men
I know what you're thinking. That this is some clever, douche-tastic ploy to get a blow job. Women are aloof and bashful when it comes to their sexual egos, unlike men. Yes, it's an example of the unfairness of gender politics. Women are embarrassed by their desires; men flaunt them. But women have huge egos when it comes to pleasing their men. I floated my thoughts for this column past a female friend of mine, that I thought blow jobs were overrated, and her half-joking instinctual response was, "Well, I'll show you.""
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clearly you've never gotten good head
Every woman I have dated has come to the table with her own trademarked methods: some of them the result of experience, some of them experiments to be tossed aside or added to their internal, carnal repertoire. It's hilarious and utterly endearing. They've shown off double-fist techniques, road-tested tongue twirls, tried different rhythms. Some ignore the testicles, some are all about them. I knew a chick who sincerely loved to give head. Her choreography was a well-timed ballet of strokes, deep-throating, tickling, and unparalleled tongue acrobatics. You know that trashy trick when a woman ties a cherry stem into a knot with her mouth? This woman could eat a ball of paper and spit out an origami swan.
I am not criticizing motives here. It is good, and it is right to want to please the person you're hooking up with. I think men have become more aggressive about giving women head because we're tired of not being able to satisfy you with penetrative sex. We want to get you off. Nothing is hotter in the known universe than being able to give a woman an eyeball-spinning orgasm. I'm not a jerk about receiving; as a pre-game trifle, it can be fun. But I keep returning to the idea that it is strangely impersonal. There's not enough give and take, back and forth, and the sweaty exchange of human energies is the entire point, the fun of it all. The Frisky: 36 Words You Should Never Say In Bed
The dynamics between men and women are rooted in power plays, dominance and submission. I know some men love getting a blow job, being able to demand and get what they want. I know Amelia caught some flack for resolving not to give out blow jobs this year as generously as she did last year. What's odd is the notion that a sexual act can scheduled, that one partner expects it. I think sexual favors are like gifts. They should be freely given, never expected, never taken for granted. That is, if oral sex is your thing.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc] 9
#14396873 - 05/03/11 09:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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clearly you've never gotten good head.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: 2Cents] 1
#14396875 - 05/03/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Clearly you didn't read the article.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: 2Cents] 8
#14396877 - 05/03/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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2Cents said: clearly you've never gotten good head.
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head is like the only thing i strive for in life everything i do is somehow related to me getting head in the future getting head is what dreams are made of they are like the milestone of manhood the epitome of livelihood the culmination of your existence you sadden me with your lack of knowledge of such a gift bestowed to us men
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc] 4
#14396902 - 05/03/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Blowjobs from men are pretty awesome
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Coaster] 6
#14396904 - 05/03/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think the milestone of manhood is making your girl having a screaming orgasm, I much prefer that over 3 seconds of me feeling like I do every time I jack off
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc] 1
#14396922 - 05/03/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Not a bad strategy. I think its a pretty common understanding that blow jobs are awesome. I used to think blowjobs werent that great...that was before I got sucked off by a woman, with an unquenchable thirst for dick. I never knew such glory...
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I_was_the_walrus said: Not a bad strategy. I think its a pretty common understanding that blow jobs are awesome. I used to think blowjobs werent that great...that was before I got sucked off by a woman, with an unquenchable thirst for dick. I never knew such glory...
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc] 1
#14396942 - 05/03/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: I think the milestone of manhood is making your girl having a screaming orgasm, I much prefer that over 3 seconds of me feeling like I do every time I jack off 
quoted for the motherfucking truth. Watching your girl cum is a *very* enjoyable experience.
Head can be painful, mediocre, or OMG fantabulous but it's never as good as pussy IMO. Different yes but I've yet to experience any penile pleasures that top two well-aroused people fucking.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc] 1
#14396944 - 05/03/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: I think the milestone of manhood is making your girl having a screaming orgasm, I much prefer that over 3 seconds of me feeling like I do every time I jack off 
you've obviously never had good head. best head i ever had was right up there with the best sex i've ever had if not better. i'm with coaster. getting head is always the goal in life whether I know it or not. on the flip side I would say mediocre or bad head is nothing more than a prolonged fap session that you just want to end already. if you're getting bad head though its just as simple as turning that bitch around and fucking her brains out.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: 2Cents] 1
#14396953 - 05/03/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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2Cents said: clearly you've never gotten good head.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: DeadHearts] 1
#14396961 - 05/03/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Like I said, I enjoy making my girl cum.. Orgasms annoy the shit out of me 
I'm weird I suppose.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Humility] 1
#14396973 - 05/03/11 09:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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There are women who say/think they give good head and there are women who give good head(just a thought to remember).
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc] 1
#14396975 - 05/03/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: I think the milestone of manhood is making your girl having a screaming orgasm, I much prefer that over 3 seconds of me feeling like I do every time I jack off 
this
if my chick is fuckin shakin when im done i feel like a god
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#14396978 - 05/03/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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"douche-tastic"

Stopped reading right there.
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clearly the guy who wrote this article is a bitch.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Micawber] 1
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Micawber said:
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pfxtc said: I think the milestone of manhood is making your girl having a screaming orgasm, I much prefer that over 3 seconds of me feeling like I do every time I jack off 
this
if my chick is fuckin shakin when im done i feel like a god
she has to be at least screaming out your name or some other pet name
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Coaster]
#14397047 - 05/03/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Great article. Honestly, I rarely ever cum from a straight up blowjob/handjob. The only girl that could effectively manage with repeatable success would flip around (69) and have me eat her out while she deep throated my manhood. First time it was total porn star style, I informed her of my impending orgasm with my tongue ground into her clit; peaking at the money shot between her legs. Fucking brilliant. But besides that glorious woman, most ladies just didn't understand the mechanics. And yes, few things compare to the satisfaction of driving a woman to ecstasy with a nimble flick of your tongue. That being said, I'm gonna see if I still have her number
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Equipto]
#14397057 - 05/03/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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the best is suprise head
hard day honey here ya go
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Micawber]
#14397062 - 05/03/11 09:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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surprise head is dank but the best is when you are smoking drugs at the same time or driving while on drugs gettin roadhead
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Coaster]
#14397075 - 05/03/11 09:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Lol "smoking drugs"
Whatever it is doesn't matter, as long as its being combusted hrm?
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc]
#14397093 - 05/03/11 09:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: Like I said, I enjoy making my girl cum.. Orgasms annoy the shit out of me 
I'm weird I suppose.
I read that a negative attitude to organisms contributes to chemical imbalances in the brain.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc]
#14397137 - 05/03/11 09:56 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've never gotten a blowjob that was as good as sex.
I've also never been with a girl who was good at deepthroating though
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Rabidbaboon said: I've never gotten a blowjob that was as good as sex.
I've also never been with a girl who was good at deepthroating though 
Find a chubby asian girl she will gobble that shit up like pork fried rice
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Smoking drugs....word.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: 2Cents]
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i saw some porn from the 30's where the guy made out with the girl after the blowjob, otherwise you just gotta say some shit like I love you or something...
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Konyap]
#14397214 - 05/03/11 10:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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aiyobro said: i saw some porn from the 30's where the guy made out with the girl after the blowjob, otherwise you just gotta say some shit like I love you or something...

I prefer saying, "My, that was lovely," and providing honey ham sandwiches. Bitch gotta eat right?
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Humility]
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Humility said: Lol "smoking drugs"
Whatever it is doesn't matter, as long as its being combusted hrm?
ya because getting head while smoking weed meth dmt or crack is always a blasty blast
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Treefeeler] 1
#14397240 - 05/03/11 10:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's something I always found odd. Some guys will eat a girl out, and even eat out her ass, but they wont kiss her after she sucked your dick.
So would you not suck your own dick if you could?
That's hypothetical, because I know you guys would. It feels way better than using any old hand.
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Rabidbaboon said: That's something I always found odd. Some guys will eat a girl out, and even eat out her ass, but they wont kiss her after she sucked your dick.
So would you not suck your own dick if you could?
That's hypothetical, because I know you guys would. It feels way better than using any old hand.
im one of the guys that wouldnt
i mean a lot of things would be great but i aint doin em its not homophobia either its just my view
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Micawber]
#14397332 - 05/03/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Good head rules....BUT if a girl is really good at it(like my last gf)..she could make me nut in like 2 minutes.
I like sex better because I enjoy the fuck out of getting my girl off.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Micawber]
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The flesh on my dick is relitively equateable to the flesh on any other part of my body. If she slobs on my nob and asks for a kiss during, I'll finagle however to makeout. But it's personally not pleasant to taste my own seed post cumming (unless she drinks some water or something), props. to the swallowers out there (your so brave )!
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Treefeeler]
#14397337 - 05/03/11 10:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'd find it extremely hot if a guy made out with me right after I swallowed his cum. But, it's never happened and probably won't because most guys don't dig that hah.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: CandyGirl]
#14397349 - 05/03/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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CandyGirl said: I'd find it extremely hot if a guy made out with me right after I swallowed his cum. But, it's never happened and probably won't because most guys don't dig that hah.
We should get a poll going, if enough women agree I might have to think about submitting to it.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: CandyGirl]
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CandyGirl said: I'd find it extremely hot if a guy made out with me right after I swallowed his cum. But, it's never happened and probably won't because most guys don't dig that hah.
wtf? thats hella hot candygirl. hot just like a chick sucking your dick in between positions whilst having sex.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: CandyGirl]
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Haha was funny cuz my last gf LOVED giving me head before sex cuz it got her hot and wet...but she was too good where she wouldn't stop and made me nut....I'm like ummm well you knew that was gonna happen.GNight!haha jk
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: SlashOZ]
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The feeling of depositing millions of your unborn children into a girl's mouth after she works your cock like a popsicle on a hot summer day is... beyond words. 
I'mma get a mushroom blowjob from the girlfriend tomorrow. 
Shit will be so psilocybically fellatiatedly cash
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keep goin guys im almost finished.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc]
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not whne you havent had one for a minute!
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc]
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I'm with you 100% man. Blowjobs are completely overrated. Even good ones. I'll take sex over a blowjob any day of the fucking week. I could go the rest of my life without getting head as long as I am getting pussy.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Shroomism]
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Blowjobs feel a lot like pissing your pants.
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For the 10th time...
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thelivingfreekshow said:
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2Cents said: clearly you've never gotten good head.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Equipto]
#14398488 - 05/04/11 06:13 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Blow jobs are better than sex.

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thelivingfreekshow said:
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2Cents said: clearly you've never gotten good head.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: cacharstar]
#14398521 - 05/04/11 06:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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cacharstar said: No mess to clean up and no kids
And you don't even have to stop watching tv...
Exactly. And feels so much better!
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2Cents said: clearly you've never gotten good head.
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I think men have become more aggressive about giving women head because we're tired of not being able to satisfy you with penetrative sex.
to the OP, i'm not sure if this applies to you or just the author of the article, but if you're tired of not being able to satisfy your lady with your dick then learn how to! it's pathetic that a guy can't get a woman off with his dick.
having said that, i love getting a BJ and i also love having vaginal sex. the one i like more just depends on my mood at the time. a woman who really knows what she is doing will make you love BJs, but some women don't know what they are doing and it's not so great, sometimes painful.
to the guy that said drugs and BJs go well together, i agree! one night, my g/f at the time and i shared 2 bowls of weed and i had a shot of jagermeister and 20 mg of hydrocodone on top of that. we went to my room and she sucked me off for like 45 minutes! it felt amazing!
i've been a lucky guy in that the three women in my life that have given me the most BJs have all swallowed.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc]
#14398654 - 05/04/11 07:33 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: I think the milestone of manhood is making your girl having a screaming orgasm, I much prefer that over 3 seconds of me feeling like I do every time I jack off 
I feel the same way, except I'm a female so its reversed. I don't give a fuck about orgasms. If I want to have one, I'll do it later in under 5 minutes as opposed to 20 minutes with another person. I'm good, thanks.
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ha goddamn I feel lame being a virgin
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Coaster]
#14398688 - 05/04/11 07:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Coaster said: surprise head is dank but the best is when you are smoking drugs at the same time or driving while on drugs gettin roadhead
very true, new coaster is sometimes almost as good as old coaster
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cacharstar said: No mess to clean up and no kids
And you don't even have to stop watching tv...
Exactly. And feels so much better!
Doesn't matter if the condom breaks or not. Your life won't be ruined and neither will your bank account nor your spare time or dreams.
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condom?
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If you're wearing condoms for your blowjobs, then you're probably getting them from prostitutes
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Humility]
#14399458 - 05/04/11 11:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: I think the milestone of manhood is making your girl having a screaming orgasm, I much prefer that over 3 seconds of me feeling like I do every time I jack off 
quoted for the motherfucking truth. Watching your girl cum is a *very* enjoyable experience.
And if you do this right, she'll want to do the same for you. Some girls will want to use their pussies, others their mouths. Enjoy it like a man.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc]
#14399609 - 05/04/11 11:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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somebody must have never had a GOOD blowjob before....
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: blazenn]
#14400331 - 05/04/11 02:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've always thought blowjobs were a bit overrated. personally i think they're great foreplay but it takes wayy too long for me to get off that way. the only way i can reliably cum from a blowjob is to fuck her until i'm almost there, then pull out and have her finish it off.
clearly every man has a different sensitivity level down there. of course not all women give good head, but i think we've been ignoring the fact that we all have different sensitivity levels and different levels/durations of stimulation that make us orgasm. Don't get me wrong, it feels great but I get bored with it after a while. It doesn't feel good enough. compared to vaginal sex, oral feels like almost nothing to me.
here's a thought... maybe the girls who give great head are the girls who fuck a lot and thus have loose pussies. the comparison between fucking her loose pussy, and having her give you amazing head makes the blowjob feel way better.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: BoneMan]
#14400358 - 05/04/11 02:52 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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This post makes me sad . . .
I love to give blow jobs. It is the most satisfying thing sexually. It's what I fantasize about.
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I fantasize about eating pussy.
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i have had good, bad, and possibly one person that is probably better than any woman I will ever be with in terms of oral skills. It, to me, it still just whatever. She likes to give it, but I much just prefer fucking. I like eating her out, because we both enjoy it, but as a guy that enjoys the mental connection above all else... oral really is meh.
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