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Blowjobs are overrated 1
#14396862 - 05/03/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I completely agree with this article, am I weird?
http://www.yourtango.com/200933355/mind-man-mouth-love-meh
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" By The Frisky Blow jobs are overrated. There. I said it. I know men who would fight a grizzly bear with a spork for a little mouth love. I also know women who guard their oral sexing technique the way a pharmaceutical company protects its most precious patents. But I'm just not a dude who loves blow jobs. I'm an active guy, when it comes to being intimate with a woman, and laying back and letting her go down on me has always felt passive to me. Disconnected. As if I could lean back and read The Economist or slurp a bowl of soup while being, uhhh, serviced. The Frisky: What's Your Most Embarassing Sex Moment?
It feels good, sure. But not that good. I can't get off if she's all the way down there. I need her eyes, her mouth, her words, to really achieve anything that can reasonably be defined as sexual satisfaction. For the record, feeling sexually "satisfied" is very underrated. That deeply comforting post-coital buzz that can only come when one's appetite is blissfully sated.
Am I the only dude who feels this way? I mean, I think I am. There are plenty of women who dislike men going down on them, which is something I enjoy doing. That might be hypocritical, but it just is. I don't really have a sweet tooth, but I enjoy making a mean chocolate pecan pie. There are other things I'd rather do with a lover than getting a "knobber." The Frisky: 10 Things Women Don’t Understand About Men
I know what you're thinking. That this is some clever, douche-tastic ploy to get a blow job. Women are aloof and bashful when it comes to their sexual egos, unlike men. Yes, it's an example of the unfairness of gender politics. Women are embarrassed by their desires; men flaunt them. But women have huge egos when it comes to pleasing their men. I floated my thoughts for this column past a female friend of mine, that I thought blow jobs were overrated, and her half-joking instinctual response was, "Well, I'll show you.""
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clearly you've never gotten good head
Every woman I have dated has come to the table with her own trademarked methods: some of them the result of experience, some of them experiments to be tossed aside or added to their internal, carnal repertoire. It's hilarious and utterly endearing. They've shown off double-fist techniques, road-tested tongue twirls, tried different rhythms. Some ignore the testicles, some are all about them. I knew a chick who sincerely loved to give head. Her choreography was a well-timed ballet of strokes, deep-throating, tickling, and unparalleled tongue acrobatics. You know that trashy trick when a woman ties a cherry stem into a knot with her mouth? This woman could eat a ball of paper and spit out an origami swan.
I am not criticizing motives here. It is good, and it is right to want to please the person you're hooking up with. I think men have become more aggressive about giving women head because we're tired of not being able to satisfy you with penetrative sex. We want to get you off. Nothing is hotter in the known universe than being able to give a woman an eyeball-spinning orgasm. I'm not a jerk about receiving; as a pre-game trifle, it can be fun. But I keep returning to the idea that it is strangely impersonal. There's not enough give and take, back and forth, and the sweaty exchange of human energies is the entire point, the fun of it all. The Frisky: 36 Words You Should Never Say In Bed
The dynamics between men and women are rooted in power plays, dominance and submission. I know some men love getting a blow job, being able to demand and get what they want. I know Amelia caught some flack for resolving not to give out blow jobs this year as generously as she did last year. What's odd is the notion that a sexual act can scheduled, that one partner expects it. I think sexual favors are like gifts. They should be freely given, never expected, never taken for granted. That is, if oral sex is your thing.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc] 9
#14396873 - 05/03/11 09:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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clearly you've never gotten good head.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: 2Cents] 1
#14396875 - 05/03/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Clearly you didn't read the article.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: 2Cents] 8
#14396877 - 05/03/11 09:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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2Cents said: clearly you've never gotten good head.
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head is like the only thing i strive for in life everything i do is somehow related to me getting head in the future getting head is what dreams are made of they are like the milestone of manhood the epitome of livelihood the culmination of your existence you sadden me with your lack of knowledge of such a gift bestowed to us men
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc] 4
#14396902 - 05/03/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Blowjobs from men are pretty awesome
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Coaster] 6
#14396904 - 05/03/11 09:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think the milestone of manhood is making your girl having a screaming orgasm, I much prefer that over 3 seconds of me feeling like I do every time I jack off
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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They should only be the sugar on the cake, not the main ingredient.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc] 1
#14396922 - 05/03/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Not a bad strategy. I think its a pretty common understanding that blow jobs are awesome. I used to think blowjobs werent that great...that was before I got sucked off by a woman, with an unquenchable thirst for dick. I never knew such glory...
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I_was_the_walrus said: Not a bad strategy. I think its a pretty common understanding that blow jobs are awesome. I used to think blowjobs werent that great...that was before I got sucked off by a woman, with an unquenchable thirst for dick. I never knew such glory...
such woman are hard to find but ez to keep
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc] 1
#14396942 - 05/03/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: I think the milestone of manhood is making your girl having a screaming orgasm, I much prefer that over 3 seconds of me feeling like I do every time I jack off 
quoted for the motherfucking truth. Watching your girl cum is a *very* enjoyable experience.
Head can be painful, mediocre, or OMG fantabulous but it's never as good as pussy IMO. Different yes but I've yet to experience any penile pleasures that top two well-aroused people fucking.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc] 1
#14396944 - 05/03/11 09:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: I think the milestone of manhood is making your girl having a screaming orgasm, I much prefer that over 3 seconds of me feeling like I do every time I jack off 
you've obviously never had good head. best head i ever had was right up there with the best sex i've ever had if not better. i'm with coaster. getting head is always the goal in life whether I know it or not. on the flip side I would say mediocre or bad head is nothing more than a prolonged fap session that you just want to end already. if you're getting bad head though its just as simple as turning that bitch around and fucking her brains out.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: 2Cents] 1
#14396953 - 05/03/11 09:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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2Cents said: clearly you've never gotten good head.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: DeadHearts] 1
#14396961 - 05/03/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Like I said, I enjoy making my girl cum.. Orgasms annoy the shit out of me 
I'm weird I suppose.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Humility] 1
#14396973 - 05/03/11 09:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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There are women who say/think they give good head and there are women who give good head(just a thought to remember).
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc] 1
#14396975 - 05/03/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: I think the milestone of manhood is making your girl having a screaming orgasm, I much prefer that over 3 seconds of me feeling like I do every time I jack off 
this
if my chick is fuckin shakin when im done i feel like a god
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: pfxtc] 1
#14396978 - 05/03/11 09:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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"douche-tastic"

Stopped reading right there.
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clearly the guy who wrote this article is a bitch.
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Re: Blowjobs are overrated [Re: Micawber] 1
#14397000 - 05/03/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Micawber said:
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pfxtc said: I think the milestone of manhood is making your girl having a screaming orgasm, I much prefer that over 3 seconds of me feeling like I do every time I jack off 
this
if my chick is fuckin shakin when im done i feel like a god
she has to be at least screaming out your name or some other pet name
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2Cents said: clearly you've never gotten good head.
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