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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14395793 - 05/03/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

sometimes.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14395800 - 05/03/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



???


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14395801 - 05/03/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
souls don't have genders.




Have you ever palpitated a soul's genitals?


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
    #14395807 - 05/03/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

YESSSSS!

but maybe the one from mirrodin....


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14395808 - 05/03/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
Am I the only one that has ever fapped thinking of Akroma, Angel of Sexuality?



I thought it was angel of wrath.

I never fapped to any of my Magic cards though.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14395810 - 05/03/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Uh... nah.

I'm fine not bleeding for 7 days straight routinely and not dying, thanks. :shrug:

Though I have sometimes been mistaken for a girl/called feminine because of my face/my long hair. :huxleyfacepalm:

I just balance the masculine and the feminine in this vessel of mine. :ghandi::aum::brucelee::yinyang2:

Edited by sunset_mission (05/03/11 06:21 PM)

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14395811 - 05/03/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I think Id like to be a girl because Id like to be sexy. Since Im a guy I dont think Im sexy. Handsome maybe, but not sexy.

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14395821 - 05/03/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

we actually look more similiar than you know, sunset. other than that I'm very white.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
    #14395822 - 05/03/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I dont know how to put it but I thing the idea of a "female" is cool. I dont want to be anything I am not.

Some day I'd like to have a little girl. Because they are cute and silly. Generally fun to play with. But If I ever had a son that would be ok too.

Girl power is something I respect coming from a sex neutral guy. Females bear children which is also to be respected.

I lik gurls :smilingpuppy:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14395827 - 05/03/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
I think Id like to be a girl because Id like to be sexy. Since Im a guy I dont think Im sexy. Handsome maybe, but not sexy.




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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14395836 - 05/03/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Nope, my testosterone is going to lead to a comparatively shorter life.  But I get to be stronger and faster then most.  Plus, being tall and athletic, these points are exacerbated.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14395840 - 05/03/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14395843 - 05/03/11 06:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:lolsy: Every dude in this thread who said they would wants to experience menstrual cramps and menopause and construction workers catcalling them as they pass by. :dumblol:

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we actually look more similiar than you know, sunset. other than that I'm very white.




DOPPLEGANGER STOP DOPPLEGANGIN' :tinfoil:

I've never seen what you look like but I constantly envision you as being the dude in your avatar. (from NIN you said, right?)

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Treefeeler]
    #14395848 - 05/03/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

thats kinda homoerotic...


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14395855 - 05/03/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Rabidbaboon said:
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Tchan909 said:
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Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.  :cookiemonster:




There's hormone therapy and surgery. A gynecologist wouldn't know the difference without a thorough inspection.

Haters gonna hate, but there it is.



I'm looking for surgically constructed vaginas because I can't believe they would look convincing.

Unfortunately all I'm finding is gore :projectile:














here's what a transgendered mangina looks like, unless that's just a micro penis :shrug:











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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14395857 - 05/03/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yes, trent reznor.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Salomon]
    #14395862 - 05/03/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

if you get this locked I will make you eat your parents.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Salomon]
    #14395863 - 05/03/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I shouldn't have brought it up :nonono:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14395865 - 05/03/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

why did I look :facepalm:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Salomon]
    #14395868 - 05/03/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Salomon said:
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Rabidbaboon said:
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Tchan909 said:
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Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.  :cookiemonster:




There's hormone therapy and surgery. A gynecologist wouldn't know the difference without a thorough inspection.

Haters gonna hate, but there it is.



I'm looking for surgically constructed vaginas because I can't believe they would look convincing.

Unfortunately all I'm finding is gore :projectile:














here's what a transgendered mangina looks like, unless that's just a micro penis :shrug:














That's a female-to-male... it's harder to turn a vagina into a penis than it is to turn a penis into a vagina.

penile inversion


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