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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: TTT]
    #14395589 - 05/03/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
being human sucks wall to wall. doesnt matter if youre guy or girl




:werd:


Quote:

TTT said:
I agree, while I may sometimes get things easier and be given many, many things for free or no charge, its not that awesome.




Lucky :tongue2:
I never get anything for free haha.

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Envix]
    #14395590 - 05/03/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I'd probably be a classy skank, if such a thing ever existed.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14395595 - 05/03/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I fully agree with coaster.

Watch out for the star wormwood.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14395600 - 05/03/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Rabidbaboon said:
I'd probably be a classy skank, if such a thing ever existed.





This is exactly what I'm talking about!


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14395602 - 05/03/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Rabidbaboon said:
I'd probably be a classy skank, if such a thing ever existed.




:lolsy:

yes! at least...we would TRY and be classy...a skank is a skank


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Edited by Anthony917 (05/03/11 05:50 PM)

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
    #14395611 - 05/03/11 05:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

On the heirarchy of sexual degradation, which is worse, a skank or a slut? I've heard it argued both ways.


I MUST SMOKE SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: CandyGirl]
    #14395618 - 05/03/11 05:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I have girl friends, but they're few.

Let's be honest here. When you're a straight man and you meet a girl, the following sequence of questions arises:

Do I want to fuck her?
a) yes
b) no

If A, proceed to work your magic. If B,

Would you still like to hang out with her as a friend?
a) yes
b) no

In this case, 80% of the time it's no. Either because she's not cool, or because you didn't care to spend enough time with her to find out if she's cool or not.

I have a girl friend I consider my sister, I love her and would never want to see her naked. I'd love to meet more women like that. But, like I said, it's strange.

There's also the whole "I wouldn't hit on her, but she seems interested in me, so I'll take that chance". And more weird thought patterns on both sides like that. I dunno, one likes sex, and one takes sex where he can get it.

It's just not a straight-forward process to have a friend of the opposite sex like it is to have one of the same sex.

not saying it doesnt exist though

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Greenvalley]
    #14395627 - 05/03/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Greenvalley said:
It would be interesting to suddenly wake up with boobs and a vagina to say the least







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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex] * 1
    #14395632 - 05/03/11 05:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Larrythescaryrex said:
Girls have it easy.
Sexy outfits, being weird is interpreted as being cute or quirky, and all they have to do is wiggle their bodies a little to be sex...

How do guys be sexy? I don't even know, outside of bar fighting.



do u guys know anything about women..? :tongue2:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14395644 - 05/03/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If I were a girl
Even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
Put up all my makeup and go
Go shop with the girls
And get my nails done
I would flirt with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
Because theyd cover for me

If I were a girl
I think I could understand
What it mean to love a man
I swear I'd do the best I can
I'd listen to him
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause she's taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

If I were a girl
I would turn off my phone
I would lie and say it's broken
So he wouldn't know
That I'm unfaithful
I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know hell always be there
Faithfully, waiting at home (waiting at home)


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14395725 - 05/03/11 06:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex] * 1
    #14395754 - 05/03/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.  :cookiemonster:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Hajnal]
    #14395761 - 05/03/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

so THAT explains your sig.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Hajnal]
    #14395763 - 05/03/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.  :cookiemonster:




There's hormone therapy and surgery. A gynecologist wouldn't know the difference without a thorough inspection.

Haters gonna hate, but there it is.


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You really are the worst kind of person.


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Hajnal]
    #14395765 - 05/03/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.  :cookiemonster:




when did you realize that you were a female mentally?


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What is life? I'm tired of life...

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
    #14395771 - 05/03/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

souls don't have genders.


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14395774 - 05/03/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

is this the same character in hajnal's sig?



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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14395776 - 05/03/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Tchan909 said:
Quote:

Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.  :cookiemonster:




There's hormone therapy and surgery. A gynecologist wouldn't know the difference without a thorough inspection.

Haters gonna hate, but there it is.



I'm looking for surgically constructed vaginas because I can't believe they would look convincing.

Unfortunately all I'm finding is gore :projectile:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14395784 - 05/03/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Rabidbaboon said:
Quote:

Tchan909 said:
Quote:

Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.  :cookiemonster:




There's hormone therapy and surgery. A gynecologist wouldn't know the difference without a thorough inspection.

Haters gonna hate, but there it is.



I'm looking for surgically constructed vaginas because I can't believe they would look convincing.

Unfortunately all I'm finding is gore :projectile:




I was going to do a similar search...and I am now glad I read this before I started :thumbup:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14395786 - 05/03/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Am I the only one that has ever fapped thinking of Akroma, Angel of Sexuality?


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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