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 Larrythescaryrex
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 Ever wish you were a girl? 
#14395400 - 05/03/11 05:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Girls have it easy.
Sexy outfits, being weird is interpreted as being cute or quirky, and all they have to do is wiggle their bodies a little to be sex...
How do guys be sexy? I don't even know, outside of bar fighting.
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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Coaster
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the only reason i would want to be a girl would be so i could be really cute
i no how i like girls to look
and i think if i was a girl i would be super super sexy
and i would be the kewtest girl ever
but i would be a lesbian
and get lots of other sexy bitches
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 Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Coaster]
#14395432 - 05/03/11 05:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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It would be interesting to suddenly wake up with boobs and a vagina to say the least
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Anthony917
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Coaster]
#14395437 - 05/03/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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women have it easier than men in a way because all they have to do to get a guy is be sexy.
literally, a hot chick can get anything she wants in this world without having to do anything for it.
I don't want that though, I want to work hard for what I earn and say I accomplished something...instead of being a nasty worthless gold-digger 
Besides I like being strong 
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Greenvalley]
#14395442 - 05/03/11 05:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's a double-edged sword. I'm sure girls have it just as hard as us, but in different areas.
I'm not so sure I would want to be a girl. Maybe if society progresses over the next few 100 years, but not until then.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
#14395453 - 05/03/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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i love wishing i was a girl
:tranny:
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It is true we may get somethings more easily than you guys, but in reality there is still a lot of machismo, specially when it comes to work men have advantage.
I also don't have much patience for pervs. About since my 9/10 years old I got pervs masturbating on public, and for the first times followed me to my building.
You can go home alone at night not thinking something might happen to you.
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Acaterpillar
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: pouihi]
#14395500 - 05/03/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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pouihi said:
It is true we may get somethings more easily than you guys, but in reality there is still a lot of machismo, specially when it comes to work men have advantage.
I also don't have much patience for pervs. About since my 9/10 years old I got pervs masturbating on public, and for the first times followed me to my building.
You can go home alone at night not thinking something might happen to you.
Do you mean to say that since the ages of 9-10 you've had perverts masturbating in public to you?
Either Portugal is a very different place from the US, or you're really hot 
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Larrythescaryrex
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#14395504 - 05/03/11 05:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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YES!
as for the other part, get a gun.
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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Anthony917
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#14395508 - 05/03/11 05:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Rabidbaboon said:
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pouihi said:
It is true we may get somethings more easily than you guys, but in reality there is still a lot of machismo, specially when it comes to work men have advantage.
I also don't have much patience for pervs. About since my 9/10 years old I got pervs masturbating on public, and for the first times followed me to my building.
You can go home alone at night not thinking something might happen to you.
Do you mean to say that since the ages of 9-10 you've had perverts masturbating in public to you?
Either Portugal is a very different place from the US, or you're really hot
Seriously there were people outside masturbating to you??? Hahaha Portugal must be a fucked up place
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Sometimes I wish I could have a vagina for a day, usually the days that I lay in bed all day and masturbate. It would be nice to have a g-spot and a clit.
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Being sexy as a guy is really pretty much the same as being sexy as a girl - be physically fit, wear clothes that fashionably emphasize your figure, be a good dancer, etc.
In many ways it is harder for women, because their fashions reveal more of their bodies and their "in" dances require the use of bodily proportions few actually possess.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: pouihi]
#14395517 - 05/03/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I agree, while I may sometimes get things easier and be given many, many things for free or no charge, its not that awesome. People still see me as a puny, weak, little thing that needs to be domesticated and dominated. Sometimes theres guys who behave as if they want to walked all over by you.
I would appreciate it if people could befriend me for my personality content and interests, not body or temporary looks. I tend to like hanging out with guys because I tend to meet more guys who enjoy similar activities. It sucks because a lot of guys who will start to hang out with me will do so with only one intention, poon or a relationship w/ said poon. I don't want that. I just want some people I can exist with and talk to, listen to perspectives and experience life with. Just because I am fond of you does not me I want to fuck you. It means I appreciate who you are. Then, once a guy realizes its all platonic, in my experience, they'll often stop talking to me.
I also don't like being treated as weak. Yes, physiologically, most men are built to be stronger and have higher muscle content. However, I am not a fucking pansy and I can do and lift things on my own. kthnx.
It can be pretty bullshit. I love me, though. I have to, this is how I be.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#14395522 - 05/03/11 05:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I can tell you that since that age I've had about 9 or 10 experiences of those.
It's not very uncommon here, although some don't have the same bad luck to experience it so often.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: pouihi]
#14395539 - 05/03/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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RIP Acidic_Sloth
Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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And I would not respect you. 
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being human sucks wall to wall. doesnt matter if youre guy or girl
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: TTT]
#14395581 - 05/03/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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TTT said:
I agree, while I may sometimes get things easier and be given many, many things for free or no charge, its not that awesome. People still see me as a puny, weak, little thing that needs to be domesticated and dominated. Sometimes theres guys who behave as if they want to walked all over by you.
I would appreciate it if people could befriend me for my personality content and interests, not body or temporary looks. I tend to like hanging out with guys because I tend to meet more guys who enjoy similar activities. It sucks because a lot of guys who will start to hang out with me will do so with only one intention, poon or a relationship w/ said poon. I don't want that. I just want some people I can exist with and talk to, listen to perspectives and experience life with. Just because I am fond of you does not me I want to fuck you. It means I appreciate who you are. Then, once a guy realizes its all platonic, in my experience, they'll often stop talking to me.
I also don't like being treated as weak. Yes, physiologically, most men are built to be stronger and have higher muscle content. However, I am not a fucking pansy and I can do and lift things on my own. kthnx.
It can be pretty bullshit. I love me, though. I have to, this is how I be.
maybe why chicks have a lot of gay friends?
I mean you just have to understand that men aren't genuinely interested in women beyond having sex or getting into a relationship to "secure" you and then have sex. Ok maybe not totally, I've met a lot of really cool chicks...but a man would rather have other friends who are men. (a lot of generalization here obviously)
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Coaster]
#14395586 - 05/03/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
the only reason i would want to be a girl would be so i could be really cute
i no how i like girls to look
and i think if i was a girl i would be super super sexy
and i would be the kewtest girl ever
but i would be a lesbian
and get lots of other sexy bitches
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: TTT]
#14395589 - 05/03/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Envix said:
being human sucks wall to wall. doesnt matter if youre guy or girl
Quote:
TTT said:
I agree, while I may sometimes get things easier and be given many, many things for free or no charge, its not that awesome.
Lucky 
I never get anything for free haha.
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Acaterpillar
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Envix]
#14395590 - 05/03/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'd probably be a classy skank, if such a thing ever existed.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: realfuzzhead]
#14395595 - 05/03/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I fully agree with coaster.
Watch out for the star wormwood.
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RIP Acidic_Sloth
Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Larrythescaryrex
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#14395600 - 05/03/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Rabidbaboon said:
I'd probably be a classy skank, if such a thing ever existed.
This is exactly what I'm talking about!
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RIP Acidic_Sloth
Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Anthony917
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#14395602 - 05/03/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Rabidbaboon said:
I'd probably be a classy skank, if such a thing ever existed.
yes! at least...we would TRY and be classy...a skank is a skank
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What is life? I'm tired of life...
Edited by Anthony917 (05/03/11 05:50 PM)
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Larrythescaryrex
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
#14395611 - 05/03/11 05:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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On the heirarchy of sexual degradation, which is worse, a skank or a slut? I've heard it argued both ways.
I MUST SMOKE SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!
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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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GEncore
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: CandyGirl]
#14395618 - 05/03/11 05:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I have girl friends, but they're few.
Let's be honest here. When you're a straight man and you meet a girl, the following sequence of questions arises:
Do I want to fuck her?
a) yes
b) no
If A, proceed to work your magic. If B,
Would you still like to hang out with her as a friend?
a) yes
b) no
In this case, 80% of the time it's no. Either because she's not cool, or because you didn't care to spend enough time with her to find out if she's cool or not.
I have a girl friend I consider my sister, I love her and would never want to see her naked. I'd love to meet more women like that. But, like I said, it's strange.
There's also the whole "I wouldn't hit on her, but she seems interested in me, so I'll take that chance". And more weird thought patterns on both sides like that. I dunno, one likes sex, and one takes sex where he can get it.
It's just not a straight-forward process to have a friend of the opposite sex like it is to have one of the same sex.
not saying it doesnt exist though
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Greenvalley]
#14395627 - 05/03/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Greenvalley said:
It would be interesting to suddenly wake up with boobs and a vagina to say the least
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Mello Kitty
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Quote:
Larrythescaryrex said:
Girls have it easy.
Sexy outfits, being weird is interpreted as being cute or quirky, and all they have to do is wiggle their bodies a little to be sex...
How do guys be sexy? I don't even know, outside of bar fighting.
do u guys know anything about women..?
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14395644 - 05/03/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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If I were a girl
Even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
Put up all my makeup and go
Go shop with the girls
And get my nails done
I would flirt with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it
Because theyd cover for me
If I were a girl
I think I could understand
What it mean to love a man
I swear I'd do the best I can
I'd listen to him
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause she's taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
If I were a girl
I would turn off my phone
I would lie and say it's broken
So he wouldn't know
That I'm unfaithful
I'd put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know hell always be there
Faithfully, waiting at home (waiting at home)
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RIP Acidic_Sloth
Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Larrythescaryrex
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RIP Acidic_Sloth
Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Hajnal
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I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one. 
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Larrythescaryrex
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Hajnal]
#14395761 - 05/03/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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so THAT explains your sig.
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RIP Acidic_Sloth
Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Sophistic Radiance
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Hajnal]
#14395763 - 05/03/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.
There's hormone therapy and surgery. A gynecologist wouldn't know the difference without a thorough inspection.
Haters gonna hate, but there it is.
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Anthony917
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Hajnal]
#14395765 - 05/03/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.
when did you realize that you were a female mentally?
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Larrythescaryrex
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
#14395771 - 05/03/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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souls don't have genders.
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RIP Acidic_Sloth
Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Envix
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is this the same character in hajnal's sig?
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continue my ascension
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Tchan909 said:
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Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.
There's hormone therapy and surgery. A gynecologist wouldn't know the difference without a thorough inspection.
Haters gonna hate, but there it is.
I'm looking for surgically constructed vaginas because I can't believe they would look convincing.
Unfortunately all I'm finding is gore 
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.
There's hormone therapy and surgery. A gynecologist wouldn't know the difference without a thorough inspection.
Haters gonna hate, but there it is.
I'm looking for surgically constructed vaginas because I can't believe they would look convincing.
Unfortunately all I'm finding is gore
I was going to do a similar search...and I am now glad I read this before I started
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Am I the only one that has ever fapped thinking of Akroma, Angel of Sexuality?
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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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sometimes.
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???
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souls don't have genders.
Have you ever palpitated a soul's genitals?
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
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YESSSSS!
but maybe the one from mirrodin....
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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Acaterpillar
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Am I the only one that has ever fapped thinking of Akroma, Angel of Sexuality?
I thought it was angel of wrath.
I never fapped to any of my Magic cards though.
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Uh... nah.
I'm fine not bleeding for 7 days straight routinely and not dying, thanks.
Though I have sometimes been mistaken for a girl/called feminine because of my face/my long hair. 
I just balance the masculine and the feminine in this vessel of mine.    
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I think Id like to be a girl because Id like to be sexy. Since Im a guy I dont think Im sexy. Handsome maybe, but not sexy.
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we actually look more similiar than you know, sunset. other than that I'm very white.
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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
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I dont know how to put it but I thing the idea of a "female" is cool. I dont want to be anything I am not.
Some day I'd like to have a little girl. Because they are cute and silly. Generally fun to play with. But If I ever had a son that would be ok too.
Girl power is something I respect coming from a sex neutral guy. Females bear children which is also to be respected.
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MisterMuscaria said:
I think Id like to be a girl because Id like to be sexy. Since Im a guy I dont think Im sexy. Handsome maybe, but not sexy.
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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Nope, my testosterone is going to lead to a comparatively shorter life. But I get to be stronger and faster then most. Plus, being tall and athletic, these points are exacerbated.
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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Every dude in this thread who said they would wants to experience menstrual cramps and menopause and construction workers catcalling them as they pass by. 
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we actually look more similiar than you know, sunset. other than that I'm very white.
DOPPLEGANGER STOP DOPPLEGANGIN' 
I've never seen what you look like but I constantly envision you as being the dude in your avatar. (from NIN you said, right?)
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Treefeeler]
#14395848 - 05/03/11 06:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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thats kinda homoerotic...
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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Rabidbaboon said:
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Tchan909 said:
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Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.
There's hormone therapy and surgery. A gynecologist wouldn't know the difference without a thorough inspection.
Haters gonna hate, but there it is.
I'm looking for surgically constructed vaginas because I can't believe they would look convincing.
Unfortunately all I'm finding is gore
here's what a transgendered mangina looks like, unless that's just a micro penis
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yes, trent reznor.
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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Larrythescaryrex
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Salomon]
#14395862 - 05/03/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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if you get this locked I will make you eat your parents.
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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Salomon]
#14395863 - 05/03/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I shouldn't have brought it up 
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why did I look 
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Salomon]
#14395868 - 05/03/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.
There's hormone therapy and surgery. A gynecologist wouldn't know the difference without a thorough inspection.
Haters gonna hate, but there it is.
I'm looking for surgically constructed vaginas because I can't believe they would look convincing.
Unfortunately all I'm finding is gore
here's what a transgendered mangina looks like, unless that's just a micro penis
That's a female-to-male... it's harder to turn a vagina into a penis than it is to turn a penis into a vagina.
penile inversion
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why would this get locked?
it was relevant to the conversation, and not for shock value.
plus i said what it was, and put it in a spoiler.
stop overreacting people goddamn it
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So all the inverted penises that I've come across have been rather unconvincing. 
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#14395911 - 05/03/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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if i was girl i would never leave the house. be rubbin my cooter all-day long.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
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Anthony917 said:
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Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.
when did you realize that you were a female mentally?
Late reply, but I want to say a few years ago. It's a long story, but over time I came to accept the matter. As for the sex change? Like FUCK I'm getting one of those mutilated.. whatevertheyares. :p
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Hajnal]
#14396445 - 05/03/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah. If only it were possible to be a hot little slut that still had a throbbing cock to jam into other hot little sluts.
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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011
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I know right? No lesbian wants a mutilated vag. How sad.
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yeah. If only it were possible to be a hot little slut that still had a throbbing cock to jam into other hot little sluts.
Why do I have the impression that you typed this with one hand? 
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Tchan909 said:
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Larrythescaryrex said:
yeah. If only it were possible to be a hot little slut that still had a throbbing cock to jam into other hot little sluts.
Why do I have the impression that you typed this with one hand?
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Rabidbaboon said:
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Tchan909 said:
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Larrythescaryrex said:
yeah. If only it were possible to be a hot little slut that still had a throbbing cock to jam into other hot little sluts.
Why do I have the impression that you typed this with one hand?
If it helps I was reading that with one hand. 
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Straight girls are usually so much into girls as are straight boys into boys.
Also why would you be a slut? If you're a guy and you fuck a lot of girls aren't you a stud? There's that machismo going on...
By the way there are lots of sexy man, try bradd pitt, patrik antonius, johnny depp, igor cavalera, ami james... I'll remember more eventually
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
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I agree, while I may sometimes get things easier and be given many, many things for free or no charge, its not that awesome. People still see me as a puny, weak, little thing that needs to be domesticated and dominated. Sometimes theres guys who behave as if they want to walked all over by you.
I would appreciate it if people could befriend me for my personality content and interests, not body or temporary looks. I tend to like hanging out with guys because I tend to meet more guys who enjoy similar activities. It sucks because a lot of guys who will start to hang out with me will do so with only one intention, poon or a relationship w/ said poon. I don't want that. I just want some people I can exist with and talk to, listen to perspectives and experience life with. Just because I am fond of you does not me I want to fuck you. It means I appreciate who you are. Then, once a guy realizes its all platonic, in my experience, they'll often stop talking to me.
I also don't like being treated as weak. Yes, physiologically, most men are built to be stronger and have higher muscle content. However, I am not a fucking pansy and I can do and lift things on my own. kthnx.
It can be pretty bullshit. I love me, though. I have to, this is how I be.
maybe why chicks have a lot of gay friends?
I mean you just have to understand that men aren't genuinely interested in women beyond having sex or getting into a relationship to "secure" you and then have sex. Ok maybe not totally, I've met a lot of really cool chicks...but a man would rather have other friends who are men. (a lot of generalization here obviously)
I only hang out with dudes. I actually have issues relating to and befriending women. I'm working on it, because I have an unhealthy balance going on. Guys who behave in such a manner simply save me time. I like worthwhile humans that want more than personal satisfaction and like to challenge and experience reality with a wide array of people (perspectives). Gender shouldn't matter.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: TTT]
#14401074 - 05/04/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I dont think I could cope with pervs hitting on me and every guy I know just wanting to get out of the "friend zone".
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I would want to be a girl for a day so I could experience indecisiveness and mental difficulties with logical reasoning. For the sake of science and all.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
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Rabidbaboon said:
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pouihi said:
It is true we may get somethings more easily than you guys, but in reality there is still a lot of machismo, specially when it comes to work men have advantage.
I also don't have much patience for pervs. About since my 9/10 years old I got pervs masturbating on public, and for the first times followed me to my building.
You can go home alone at night not thinking something might happen to you.
Do you mean to say that since the ages of 9-10 you've had perverts masturbating in public to you?
Either Portugal is a very different place from the US, or you're really hot
This.
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I dont think I could cope with pervs hitting on me and every guy I know just wanting to get out of the "friend zone".
It honestly sucks.
The things I value about myself and place the most important on aren't even looked at. I am not looked at past aesthetics and potential fuckability. Sometimes guys who put moves on me accept the friend zone because they think I'm chill. Its honestly how I've accumulated all my male friends, with the exception of the other dudes they introduced me to as "one of the dudes. A chick you can say douche things in front of without her getting offended."
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: TTT]
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As a guy I LIKE when girls hit on me or try to get out of the friend zone.
Guys are so creepy about it though. Ive had guys hit on me in weird ways or become obsessed and it frightened me, not in a homophobic way but in a "holy shit this guy spends way too much time fantasizing about me" way.
It frightens me when girls obsess over me like that too.
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I am glad to have an x and y
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: cacharstar]
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You know the Y chromosome is just a degraded/incomplete X chromosome, right?
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If you ask me, men have it easier, but as stated before here, I'm sure its bad for both sides.
To those of you guys who think they would sit around and play with themselves all day, that is not realistic on an everyday basis lol.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Takura001]
#14401276 - 05/04/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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If you ask me, men have it easier, but as stated before here, I'm sure its bad for both sides.
To those of you guys who think they would sit around and play with themselves all day, that is not realistic on an everyday basis lol.
In fairness, that's pretty much what I did as a male teenager.
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yeah ... it takes a little longer and a little more privacy for a girl to do that lol I mean, there are girls that masturbate all day long but there are better things in life than masturbating .... like actual sex.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: TTT]
#14401312 - 05/04/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I dont think I could cope with pervs hitting on me and every guy I know just wanting to get out of the "friend zone".
It honestly sucks.
The things I value about myself and place the most important on aren't even looked at. I am not looked at past aesthetics and potential fuckability. Sometimes guys who put moves on me accept the friend zone because they think I'm chill. Its honestly how I've accumulated all my male friends, with the exception of the other dudes they introduced me to as "one of the dudes. A chick you can say douche things in front of without her getting offended."
exactly. The sad thing is that most chicks really are pretty dull to hang out with so I can understand the male perspective. If all my guy friends became chicks it would rock. I could laugh at them when they have periods, offer them logical step by step advice when they are having emotional fluctuations, and take them to the local hardware store so they can experience sexual bias.... Then we could go into the woods and rock hop in tiny bikinis and they wouldn't bitch about being scared to go over a log... and I bet they would all get gay together and I could give them shit afterward. So many possibilities!
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: elliusoopius]
#14403680 - 05/05/11 04:44 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Honestly though Id like it if people would be friendly, do me favors and hang out with me just because Im sexy.
I have to be interesting, talented, good at conversation, funny and intelligent for people to want to talk to or hang out with me. That feels like too much to live up to sometimes. I wish I could just get whatever i want by being hot.
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Reading a traveling tip book last year,a tip for women was to pack less and dress suggestively and don't skimp on the lip gloss etc. as a girl abroad could easily reel in a guy to take care of them or something.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: s240779]
#14403710 - 05/05/11 05:07 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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It is true we may get somethings more easily than you guys, but in reality there is still a lot of machismo, specially when it comes to work men have advantage.
I also don't have much patience for pervs. About since my 9/10 years old I got pervs masturbating on public, and for the first times followed me to my building.
You can go home alone at night not thinking something might happen to you.
Do you mean to say that since the ages of 9-10 you've had perverts masturbating in public to you?
Either Portugal is a very different place from the US, or you're really hot
This.
They're called exhibitionists, I don't think it's such an uncommon thing, I do find it hard that they'll masturbate for men though.
They're basically pervs who get they're kicks by being watched doing it
But I don't have patience for pervs in general, passing through construction sites and have to hear what they would or wouldn't do, going to work by foot and having to hear stupid macho statements, it's just uncreative, predictable and pretty stupid behavior.
Last one that grabbed my ass got kicked in the nuts hehehe, the male weakness is the female trump.
I do usually get along better with guys then with girls, but I do have some good girl friends.
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I'm fine not bleeding for 7 days straight routinely and not dying, thanks.
Though I have sometimes been mistaken for a girl/called feminine because of my face/my long hair.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Takura001]
#14404031 - 05/05/11 07:43 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah ... it takes a little longer and a little more privacy for a girl to do that lol I mean, there are girls that masturbate all day long but there are better things in life than masturbating .... like actual sex.
Good thing they aren't mutually exclusive
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: blujay]
#14404035 - 05/05/11 07:45 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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It's easier for girls to get actual sex than guys. They can go up to any guy (or even any girl) and ask "hey, wanna have sex?" and theyll usually be down for it.
When I was in HS I spent allday playing with myself.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: blujay]
#14404940 - 05/05/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah ... it takes a little longer and a little more privacy for a girl to do that lol I mean, there are girls that masturbate all day long but there are better things in life than masturbating .... like actual sex.
Good thing they aren't mutually exclusive
Though, now that I look at my statement again, some girl can't get off by penetration so who am I to say whats right and whats not lol.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: TTT]
#14405043 - 05/05/11 12:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I am not looked at past aesthetics and potential fuckability. Sometimes guys who put moves on me accept the friend zone because they think I'm chill.
you're lucky. guys that i've met (with my intention of being friends) are very persistent 
ie:
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/217143_1897434468046_1007155001_32216208_2651377_n.jpg
and
medicationpills: im eating cheez-its
medicationpills: are you mad
michael: im not mad
medicationpills: ill make you brownies or cookies the next time we hang
michael: why cant you give me a bj, its much less work
michael: LOL
medicationpills: LOL
medicationpills: youre so fucking dumb rofl
ill admit that made me 
it's a little irritating in general, but since i’m a bit nihilistic it’s easy for me to just ignore it 
being a girl is awesomez because sometimes you get free shit 
menstrual cycle is the only thing that sucks.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: elliev]
#14405083 - 05/05/11 12:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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The meaner a girl is to a guy(she's already friends with) the more he's gonna want her. Fact. Guys see this as flirting.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Takura001]
#14405222 - 05/05/11 01:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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If girls arent interested in a dude they just need to treat him like a human being. Then he will get freaked out and lose interest.
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If girls arent interested in a dude they just need to treat him like a human being. Then he will get freaked out and lose interest.
Perpetuating stupid mind games = retarded
How about you say what you mean. Being mean isn't flirting unless you're socially incompetent.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: pwnasaurus]
#14405272 - 05/05/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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If girls arent interested in a dude they just need to treat him like a human being. Then he will get freaked out and lose interest.
Perpetuating stupid mind games = retarded
How about you say what you mean. Being mean isn't flirting unless you're socially incompetent.
lol i found that usually when you're keeping nice/honest and offer a friendship or still willing to hang out, guys take it offensively and question why you don't like them... or... like i said, they remain persistant
then guys throw a bitch fit and start calling you a whore to his friends, and/or start saying that they were used 
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Girls have it easy.
Sexy outfits, being weird is interpreted as being cute or quirky, and all they have to do is wiggle their bodies a little to be sex...
How do guys be sexy? I don't even know, outside of bar fighting.
sometimes i think about this.
i would like to be a girl, but not unless i'm reborn as one.
i'm happy just being alive atm.
having a hard enough time in this society as is.
idk how guys be sexy, or even good looking really. for the most part i got incredibly lucking netting the girls i did. beautiful girls who liked me for what seemed like no reason at all to me.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: elliev]
#14405392 - 05/05/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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If girls arent interested in a dude they just need to treat him like a human being. Then he will get freaked out and lose interest.
Perpetuating stupid mind games = retarded
How about you say what you mean. Being mean isn't flirting unless you're socially incompetent.
lol i found that usually when you're keeping nice/honest and offer a friendship or still willing to hang out, guys take it offensively and question why you don't like them... or... like i said, they remain persistant
then guys throw a bitch fit and start calling you a whore to his friends, and/or start saying that they were used
yes, because they only have one goal in mind, and when you deny, they will take it offensively.
it is a game for men, to be denied is to lose that game and you can't expect a man to not take it offensively.
When you ask "you still want to hang out?" a guy hears "I will never fuck you" which immediately means he won't pursue you any longer
Like I said most men don't want to be friends with women. That's why there are men.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
#14405414 - 05/05/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Honestly most of my close friends are girls... some of them previously were objects of my desire, some of them were not.
Maybe I'm just weird that way.
But yeah, life is harder for girls than most of the responses here seem to assume. It's easier for them to get laid, and that makes life no easier at all in the end. Just stop whining about it, and get your life on track so you don't have such a hard time getting laid. You'll see.
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
#14405966 - 05/05/11 03:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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But if the guy DOES want to hang out because he thinks "ah fuck it friends is better than nothing' the girl typically stops hanging out with him.
i dont really have any close friends though, male or female.
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i really hate to say this but
the only reason i'd want to be a girl, is so I could finger myself and shit. and be so turned on by it. 
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: imachavel]
#14406015 - 05/05/11 04:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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id videotape myself playing with myself.
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What if you got incarnated as a physically unattractive girl?
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
#14406065 - 05/05/11 04:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I feel like this thread should be re-tooled to ask the question, "Ever wanted to be a girl who was as attractive as you are now?" 
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Actually I think Id be very attractive as a girl.
I already have a slight build, thin arms, round booty, etc and females in my family generally have huge boobs.
My body build is more feminine than masculine. People mistake me when they see me from behind. Im about 5'6 and 130 lbs. For a guy that's too small.
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Actually I think Id be very attractive as a girl.
I already have a slight build, thin arms, round booty, etc and females in my family generally have huge boobs.
My body build is more feminine than masculine. People mistake me when they see me from behind.
that sucks man
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
#14406090 - 05/05/11 04:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah but it's not my fault and there's nothing i can really do about it.
I also look obviously male because I have an ungodly amount of body hair.
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Yeah but it's not my fault and there's nothing i can really do about it.
Sure there is - shave and get some nice clothes and makeup, and a padded bra that seems the right size for your build. Then you'd know for sure how attractive you'd be as a girl.
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Im not a transgendered. I just wish I was built more masculine.
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Yeah but it's not my fault and there's nothing i can really do about it.
I also look obviously male because I have an ungodly amount of body hair.
the mental image I have of your body based on the pic i've seen of your face is
im not making fun of you it's just funny
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
#14406112 - 05/05/11 04:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Im a bit of a Charles Manson character in person...very little but very hairy and manic. The advantage of looking like a girl from behind is I can put out my thumb and walk with my back facing the cars and people pick me up.
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Yeah but it's not my fault and there's nothing i can really do about it.
I also look obviously male because I have an ungodly amount of body hair.
Well, the hair obviously signifies you were meant to be a man's man...and along with your slight build, I'd say with a little work in acrobatics and weight lifting you could be a fucking ninja.
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