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OfflineMind Transcribing
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14401293 - 05/04/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

It's pretty much what I do now :shoosh:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Mind Transcribing]
    #14401307 - 05/04/11 06:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yeah ... it takes a little longer and a little more privacy for a girl to do that lol I mean, there are girls that masturbate all day long but there are better things in life than masturbating .... like actual sex.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: TTT]
    #14401312 - 05/04/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
I dont think I could cope with pervs hitting on me and every guy I know just wanting to get out of the "friend zone".



It honestly sucks.

The things I value about myself and place the most important on aren't even looked at. I am not looked at past aesthetics and potential fuckability. Sometimes guys who put moves on me accept the friend zone because they think I'm chill. Its honestly how I've accumulated all my male friends, with the exception of the other dudes they introduced me to as "one of the dudes. A chick you can say douche things in front of without her getting offended."




exactly. The sad thing is that most chicks really are pretty dull to hang out with so I can understand the male perspective. If all my guy friends became chicks it would rock. I could laugh at them when they have periods, offer them logical step by step advice when they are having emotional fluctuations, and take them to the local hardware store so they can experience sexual bias.... Then we could go into the woods and rock hop in tiny bikinis and they wouldn't bitch about being scared to go over a log... and I bet they would all get gay together and I could give them shit afterward. So many possibilities!


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: elliusoopius]
    #14403680 - 05/05/11 04:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Honestly though Id like it if people would be friendly, do me favors and hang out with me just because Im sexy.

I have to be interesting, talented, good at conversation, funny and intelligent for people to want to talk to or hang out with me. That feels like too much to live up to sometimes. I wish I could just get whatever i want by being hot.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14403703 - 05/05/11 05:04 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Reading a traveling tip book last year,a tip for women was to pack less and dress suggestively and don't skimp on the lip gloss etc. as a girl abroad could easily reel in a guy to take care of them or something.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: s240779]
    #14403710 - 05/05/11 05:07 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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superhigh said:
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Rabidbaboon said:
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pouihi said:
It is true we may get somethings more easily than you guys, but in reality there is still a lot of machismo, specially when it comes to work men have advantage.
I also don't have much patience for pervs. About since my 9/10 years old I got pervs masturbating on public, and for the first times followed me to my building.
You can go home alone at night not thinking something might happen to you.



Do you mean to say that since the ages of 9-10 you've had perverts masturbating in public to you?

Either Portugal is a very different place from the US, or you're really hot :rotfl:




This.




They're called exhibitionists, I don't think it's such an uncommon thing, I do find it hard that they'll masturbate for men though.
They're basically pervs who get they're kicks by being watched doing it :shrug:
But I don't have patience for pervs in general, passing through construction sites and have to hear what they would or wouldn't do, going to work by foot and having to hear stupid macho statements, it's just uncreative, predictable and pretty stupid behavior.
Last one that grabbed my ass got kicked in the nuts hehehe, the male weakness is the female trump.
I do usually get along better with guys then with girls, but I do have some good girl friends.


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OfflineBeanhead
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14403765 - 05/05/11 05:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Uh... nah.

I'm fine not bleeding for 7 days straight routinely and not dying, thanks. :shrug:

Though I have sometimes been mistaken for a girl/called feminine because of my face/my long hair. :huxleyfacepalm:

I just balance the masculine and the feminine in this vessel of mine. :ghandi::aum::brucelee::yinyang2:



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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14403893 - 05/05/11 06:52 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Woman are the niggers of the world

-John Lennon

I think this is true, unfortunately, and everybody should consider that when ever they think of how it would be to be a woman.


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    #14403932 - 05/05/11 07:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Offlineblujay
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Takura001]
    #14404031 - 05/05/11 07:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Takura001 said:
yeah ... it takes a little longer and a little more privacy for a girl to do that lol I mean, there are girls that masturbate all day long but there are better things in life than masturbating .... like actual sex.




Good thing they aren't mutually exclusive :lolsy:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: blujay]
    #14404035 - 05/05/11 07:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

It's easier for girls to get actual sex than guys. They can go up to any guy (or even any girl) and ask "hey, wanna have sex?" and theyll usually be down for it.

When I was in HS I spent allday playing with myself.


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OfflineTakura001
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: blujay]
    #14404940 - 05/05/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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blujay said:
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Takura001 said:
yeah ... it takes a little longer and a little more privacy for a girl to do that lol I mean, there are girls that masturbate all day long but there are better things in life than masturbating .... like actual sex.




Good thing they aren't mutually exclusive :lolsy:



Though, now that I look at my statement again, some girl can't get off by penetration so who am I to say whats right and whats not lol.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: TTT]
    #14405043 - 05/05/11 12:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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TTT said:
I am not looked at past aesthetics and potential fuckability. Sometimes guys who put moves on me accept the friend zone because they think I'm chill.




you're lucky. guys that i've met (with my intention of being friends) are very persistent :bored:

ie:
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/217143_1897434468046_1007155001_32216208_2651377_n.jpg

and

medicationpills: im eating cheez-its
medicationpills: are you mad
michael: im not mad
medicationpills: ill make you brownies or cookies the next time we hang
michael: why cant you give me a bj, its much less work
michael: LOL
medicationpills: LOL
medicationpills: youre so fucking dumb rofl

ill admit that made me :laugh2:


it's a little irritating in general, but since i’m a bit nihilistic it’s easy for me to just ignore it :datass:



being a girl is awesomez because sometimes you get free shit :sunny:

menstrual cycle is the only thing that sucks.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: elliev]
    #14405083 - 05/05/11 12:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

The meaner a girl is to a guy(she's already friends with) the more he's gonna want her. Fact. Guys see this as flirting.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14405106 - 05/05/11 12:39 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

dumb guys.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Takura001]
    #14405222 - 05/05/11 01:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If girls arent interested in a dude they just need to treat him like a human being. Then he will get freaked out and lose interest.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14405258 - 05/05/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
If girls arent interested in a dude they just need to treat him like a human being. Then he will get freaked out and lose interest.



:facepalm:

Perpetuating stupid mind games = retarded

How about you say what you mean.  Being mean isn't flirting unless you're socially incompetent.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #14405272 - 05/05/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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pwnasaurus said:
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MisterMuscaria said:
If girls arent interested in a dude they just need to treat him like a human being. Then he will get freaked out and lose interest.



:facepalm:

Perpetuating stupid mind games = retarded

How about you say what you mean.  Being mean isn't flirting unless you're socially incompetent.




lol i found that usually when you're keeping nice/honest and offer a friendship or still willing to hang out, guys take it offensively and question why you don't like them... or... like i said, they remain persistant :facepalm:

then guys throw a bitch fit and start calling you a whore to his friends, and/or start saying that they were used  :rolleyes:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14405296 - 05/05/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
Girls have it easy.
Sexy outfits, being weird is interpreted as being cute or quirky, and all they have to do is wiggle their bodies a little to be sex...

How do guys be sexy? I don't even know, outside of bar fighting.





sometimes i think about this.

i would like to be a girl, but not unless i'm reborn as one.

i'm happy just being alive atm.

having a hard enough time in this society as is.

idk how guys be sexy, or even good looking really. for the most part i got incredibly lucking netting the girls i did. beautiful girls who liked me for what seemed like no reason at all to me.


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OfflineAnthony917
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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: elliev]
    #14405392 - 05/05/11 01:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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elliev said:
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pwnasaurus said:
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MisterMuscaria said:
If girls arent interested in a dude they just need to treat him like a human being. Then he will get freaked out and lose interest.



:facepalm:

Perpetuating stupid mind games = retarded

How about you say what you mean.  Being mean isn't flirting unless you're socially incompetent.




lol i found that usually when you're keeping nice/honest and offer a friendship or still willing to hang out, guys take it offensively and question why you don't like them... or... like i said, they remain persistant :facepalm:

then guys throw a bitch fit and start calling you a whore to his friends, and/or start saying that they were used  :rolleyes:




yes, because they only have one goal in mind, and when you deny, they will take it offensively.

it is a game for men, to be denied is to lose that game and you can't expect a man to not take it offensively.

When you ask "you still want to hang out?" a guy hears "I will never fuck you" which immediately means he won't pursue you any longer :shrug:

Like I said most men don't want to be friends with women. That's why there are men.


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