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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14395883 - 05/03/11 06:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

why would this get locked?

it was relevant to the conversation, and not for shock value.

plus i said what it was, and put it in a spoiler.


stop overreacting people goddamn it


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14395892 - 05/03/11 06:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

So all the inverted penises that I've come across have been rather unconvincing. :uhoh:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14395911 - 05/03/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

if i was girl i would never leave the house. be rubbin my cooter all-day long.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
    #14396400 - 05/03/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Hajnal said:
I actually would love to be a woman. If the term means anything, I consider myself to be transgendered, however my issue is that I was born a guy, and I'm not going to try and be something I'm not. Being sexy would be nice, but mentally I already am a female; just sucks I'll never physically be one.  :cookiemonster:




when did you realize that you were a female mentally?




Late reply, but I want to say a few years ago. It's a long story, but over time I came to accept the matter. As for the sex change? Like FUCK I'm getting one of those mutilated.. whatevertheyares. :p


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Hajnal]
    #14396445 - 05/03/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

yeah. If only it were possible to be a hot little slut that still had a throbbing cock to jam into other hot little sluts.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14396467 - 05/03/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I know right? No lesbian wants a mutilated vag. How sad.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14396493 - 05/03/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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yeah. If only it were possible to be a hot little slut that still had a throbbing cock to jam into other hot little sluts.




Why do I have the impression that you typed this with one hand? :uh:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14396509 - 05/03/11 08:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Larrythescaryrex said:
yeah. If only it were possible to be a hot little slut that still had a throbbing cock to jam into other hot little sluts.




Why do I have the impression that you typed this with one hand? :uh:



:rofl:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14396530 - 05/03/11 08:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Tchan909 said:
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Larrythescaryrex said:
yeah. If only it were possible to be a hot little slut that still had a throbbing cock to jam into other hot little sluts.




Why do I have the impression that you typed this with one hand? :uh:



:rofl:




If it helps I was reading that with one hand. :borfase:

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14398173 - 05/04/11 02:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Straight girls are usually so much into girls as are straight boys into boys.
Also why would you be a slut? If you're a guy and you fuck a lot of girls aren't you a stud? There's that machismo going on...

By the way there are lots of sexy man, try bradd pitt, patrik antonius, johnny depp, igor cavalera, ami james... I'll remember more eventually


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Anthony917]
    #14401062 - 05/04/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I agree, while I may sometimes get things easier and be given many, many things for free or no charge, its not that awesome. People still see me as a puny, weak, little thing that needs to be domesticated and dominated. Sometimes theres guys who behave as if they want to walked all over by you.

I would appreciate it if people could befriend me for my personality content and interests, not body or temporary looks. I tend to like hanging out with guys because I tend to meet more guys who enjoy similar activities. It sucks because a lot of guys who will start to hang out with me will do so with only one intention, poon or a relationship w/ said poon. I don't want that. I just want some people I can exist with and talk to, listen to perspectives and experience life with. Just because I am fond of you does not me I want to fuck you. It means I appreciate who you are. Then, once a guy realizes its all platonic, in my experience, they'll often stop talking to me.

I also don't like being treated as weak. Yes, physiologically, most men are built to be stronger and have higher muscle content. However, I am not a fucking pansy and I can do and lift things on my own. kthnx.

It can be pretty bullshit. I love me, though. I have to, this is how I be.




maybe why chicks have a lot of gay friends?

I mean you just have to understand that men aren't genuinely interested in women beyond having sex or getting into a relationship to "secure" you and then have sex. Ok maybe not totally, I've met a lot of really cool chicks...but a man would rather have other friends who are men. (a lot of generalization here obviously)



I only hang out with dudes. :shrug: I actually have issues relating to and befriending women. I'm working on it, because I have an unhealthy balance going on. Guys who behave in such a manner simply save me time. I like worthwhile humans that want more than personal satisfaction and like to challenge and experience reality with a wide array of people (perspectives). Gender shouldn't matter.

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: TTT]
    #14401074 - 05/04/11 05:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I dont think I could cope with pervs hitting on me and every guy I know just wanting to get out of the "friend zone".

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: MisterMuscaria] * 2
    #14401111 - 05/04/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I would want to be a girl for a day so I could experience indecisiveness and mental difficulties with logical reasoning. For the sake of science and all.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14401136 - 05/04/11 05:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Rabidbaboon said:
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pouihi said:
It is true we may get somethings more easily than you guys, but in reality there is still a lot of machismo, specially when it comes to work men have advantage.
I also don't have much patience for pervs. About since my 9/10 years old I got pervs masturbating on public, and for the first times followed me to my building.
You can go home alone at night not thinking something might happen to you.



Do you mean to say that since the ages of 9-10 you've had perverts masturbating in public to you?

Either Portugal is a very different place from the US, or you're really hot :rotfl:




This.

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14401175 - 05/04/11 05:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I dont think I could cope with pervs hitting on me and every guy I know just wanting to get out of the "friend zone".



It honestly sucks.

The things I value about myself and place the most important on aren't even looked at. I am not looked at past aesthetics and potential fuckability. Sometimes guys who put moves on me accept the friend zone because they think I'm chill. Its honestly how I've accumulated all my male friends, with the exception of the other dudes they introduced me to as "one of the dudes. A chick you can say douche things in front of without her getting offended."

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: TTT]
    #14401196 - 05/04/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

As a guy I LIKE when girls hit on me or try to get out of the friend zone.

Guys are so creepy about it though. Ive had guys hit on me in weird ways or become obsessed and it frightened me, not in a homophobic way but in a "holy shit this guy spends way too much time fantasizing about me" way.

It frightens me when girls obsess over me like that too.

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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14401268 - 05/04/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I am glad to have an x and y:awethumb:


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: cacharstar]
    #14401269 - 05/04/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You know the Y chromosome is just a degraded/incomplete X chromosome, right?


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14401272 - 05/04/11 06:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If you ask me, men have it easier, but as stated before here, I'm sure its bad for both sides.

To those of you guys who think they would sit around and play with themselves all day, that is not realistic on an everyday basis lol.


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Re: Ever wish you were a girl? [Re: Takura001]
    #14401276 - 05/04/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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If you ask me, men have it easier, but as stated before here, I'm sure its bad for both sides.

To those of you guys who think they would sit around and play with themselves all day, that is not realistic on an everyday basis lol.




In fairness, that's pretty much what I did as a male teenager.


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