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OfflineLZip
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Condoms....
    #14384052 - 05/01/11 05:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

fuck 'em!
na, don't worry, I didnt have one rip on me then me get some girl pregnant or something..

I had sex 4 times this weekend and ejaculated 0 times.The woman isn't on the pill, so I have to use one. Not looking forward to becoming a dad in college. My past girlfriends have all been on the pill, so I didnt have to use one. this sucks!!!!!!!!!! /endrant

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Re: Condoms.... [Re: LZip]
    #14384077 - 05/01/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

what what in the butt!


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: argg]
    #14384107 - 05/01/11 06:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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what what in the butt!




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Re: Condoms.... [Re: LZip]
    #14384189 - 05/01/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ive used the pull out method too many times...lately I've been wearing condoms though cause I have different partners


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: Cherk]
    #14384499 - 05/01/11 07:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i just bought these magnum XLs at the liquor store cause they were out of regular magnums....recently I switched to magnums and suddenly I can fuck with condoms which I never could before...


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: Cherk]
    #14384514 - 05/01/11 07:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Agreed, magnums seem to work better than say, Trojan Regulars.
I'm on the big end of medium, but not all that big. Dunno why magnums are better.
But still, it's almost not worth the effort.


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: Doc_T]
    #14384614 - 05/01/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I never even tried magnums until I started fucking these three recent hos and they are all like you need magnums...so I got them and I don't go soft anymore from having this tight fitting condom on anymore


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: Cherk]
    #14385822 - 05/01/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

magnums have the best lubricant of all the condoms ive used, those ones they give you at the clinic are so tight it nearly cuts the circulation off

what ever happened with those birth control pills that were supposed to come out for men, id buy those in a heartbeat.


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: ManianFH]
    #14386048 - 05/01/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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  those ones they give you at the clinic are so tight it nearly cuts the circulation off






Last condom from planned parenthood didnt even roll down half my dick. Those things are garbage. Ill have to check the magnums out. I was with a girl a few weeks back and ended up having to fake it. We were going at it for awhile, and it really wasnt going anywhere. We were both getting tired and I knew it wasnt gonna happen. Fucking condoms.

I guess thats one thing Ill definitely miss about having a girlfriend. Good ol fashioned raw sex.

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Re: Condoms.... [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14386519 - 05/02/11 01:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Just risk it


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: LZip]
    #14387514 - 05/02/11 09:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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LZip said:
fuck 'em!
na, don't worry, I didnt have one rip on me then me get some girl pregnant or something..

I had sex 4 times this weekend and ejaculated 0 times.The woman isn't on the pill, so I have to use one. Not looking forward to becoming a dad in college. My past girlfriends have all been on the pill, so I didnt have to use one. this sucks!!!!!!!!!! /endrant



:crankey: wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!

hmm to insert something mildly constructive.... enjoy getting in touch with nerve endings other than just on your dick? or enjoy the emotional closeness?


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: Lennyk]
    #14388596 - 05/02/11 01:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

will be doing my best to get the no birth control thing changed..thats for sure!

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Re: Condoms.... [Re: LZip]
    #14388975 - 05/02/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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LZip said:
will be doing my best to get the no birth control thing changed..thats for sure!





Yes, assert your authority of what she chooses to take or not to. It is your right as a man to decide such things :flipthebird:


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: Lennyk]
    #14390139 - 05/02/11 05:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Lennyk said:
Quote:

LZip said:
will be doing my best to get the no birth control thing changed..thats for sure!





Yes, assert your authority of what she chooses to take or not to. It is your right as a man to decide such things :flipthebird:



I dont see whats wrong with trying to take care of my sexual needs. Not like I'm going to break up with her if she cant or doesnt want to for some reason. lol

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Re: Condoms.... [Re: LZip]
    #14390744 - 05/02/11 07:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You know why I think people like to fuck with pretty much no contraception at all (I think people sometimes even subconsciously forget the Pill and other such contraceptive devices)?



^^ Prety much that's why.

Life will grow and thrive, no matter what we do.

Condoms are the pavements of our reproductive cycles.

And the plants that grow through is the semen that escaped and came together with the egg!


on a side note.. after some particularly delightful sex last night, my partner got massive pains. 

I told her it was impregnation pains.

I don't think she liked my lack of sympathy...


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14390866 - 05/02/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

go easy on that cervix of hers.


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14391025 - 05/02/11 08:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ZenXi6 said:
You know why I think people like to fuck with pretty much no contraception at all (I think people sometimes even subconsciously forget the Pill and other such contraceptive devices)?



^^ Prety much that's why.

Life will grow and thrive, no matter what we do.

Condoms are the pavements of our reproductive cycles.

And the plants that grow through is the semen that escaped and came together with the egg!


on a side note.. after some particularly delightful sex last night, my partner got massive pains. 

I told her it was impregnation pains.

I don't think she liked my lack of sympathy...





uh even if subconsciously the push is for kids...i am pretty sure it is just because consciously people like the pleasure much more so.


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: Lennyk]
    #14391073 - 05/02/11 08:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

... And WHY is sex pleasurable?  Because sentient beings are more likely to want more of it - therefore increasing reporductive likelihood.  :-p


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: ZenXi6]
    #14391116 - 05/02/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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ZenXi6 said:
... And WHY is sex pleasurable?  Because sentient beings are more likely to want more of it - therefore increasing reporductive likelihood.  :-p





it is pleasurable because of the nerve endings and hormones and such. Evolutionary purposes aside, I thought we were trying to relate this directly to the individual, whose pleasure would be greater than that compared to a condom simply due to the barrier. Still feels good, but people crave it to feel better, due to the method in which it provides us pleasure being one of addictive qualities it is ripe to try and have more and more powerful sex, despite the body able to regulate it in a way to make it impossible to keep going higher and higher.

Direct sensation seems far more likely than the desire to have kids.


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Re: Condoms.... [Re: Lennyk]
    #14391143 - 05/02/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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Lennyk said:
it is pleasurable because of the nerve endings and hormones and such.




That doesn't explain why an individual senses these particular feelings as "pleasurable", that just describes the parts of the body that send a message relating to being touched to the brain.  Why do we feel that kind of pleasure in our bits, and not on our fingertips? 

Why does that pleasure feel so good?

What makes something feel good?

I think you're missing my point... you can't really answer matters of the mind and emotion with electro-chemical pathways.  Not even the greatest neuro-scientists have been able to figure out how to do that.. (and if I'm mistaken - please link me to a report of someone being able to correctly explain why pleasure is felt, rather than another sensation).


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