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Ever completely lost your shit on drugs
    #14390305 - 05/02/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

and gotten yourself into hallucinogenic hubba-bubba hijinks? These bath salt threads are making me :lolsy: and I want to hear your personal stories of chemically induced goat rape.

Bonus points if you got charges pressed against you. :fonz:

Edited by sunset_mission (05/02/11 06:17 PM)

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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14390337 - 05/02/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I want to hear your personal stories of chemically induced goat rape.






does it have to involved drugs or can it simply be a day in the life story?

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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14390349 - 05/02/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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sunset_mission said:
I want to hear your personal stories of chemically induced goat rape.






does it have to involved drugs or can it simply be a day in the life story?




Either/or. :feelsgoodman:

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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14390421 - 05/02/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I had my first bad trip last weekend. It was fucking terrible. 5 grams in a casino. I now have a greater respect for them. I thought I was in a completely different city.


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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14390425 - 05/02/11 06:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well the most freaky experience I've had on drugs was a time when I smoked a big breakthrough dose of DMT while having a friend simultaneously inject me with a big dose of ketamine, I can't remember the exact amount but it was definitely enough for a k hole.

I wish I could go into detail but it's too complex to describe but it just felt extreeemely sinister. That hour felt like eternity.

I'm hoping to do it again some time with a better outcome. :yesnod:


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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: Eminence]
    #14390440 - 05/02/11 06:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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frylock91 said:
Well the most freaky experience I've had on drugs was a time when I smoked a big breakthrough dose of DMT while having a friend simultaneously inject me with a big dose of ketamine, I can't remember the exact amount but it was definitely enough for a k hole.

I wish I could go into detail but it's too complex to describe but it just felt extreeemely sinister. That hour felt like eternity.

I'm hoping to do it again some time with a better outcome. :yesnod:




Yo quero experiencia :aweoverdose:

By "lose your shit", I mean go batshit insane bath-salt/PCP/datura style. :insano::awedrugs:

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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14390447 - 05/02/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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sunset_mission said:
I want to hear your personal stories of chemically induced goat rape.






does it have to involved drugs or can it simply be a day in the life story?




Either/or. :feelsgoodman:





I used to live in Gwinnett County


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This was in the "Washington Post"... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." This is pretty damn good. Drunk and horny, he still came up with this!

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.

Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"



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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14390450 - 05/02/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

nope. i have never lost my shit on drugs before.

the first time i smoked salvia i got caught off guard and stood up, and that threw me for a fuckin loop, but i didnt lose my shit. i was just standing up tripping immense amounts of balls and borderline freaking out.

i didnt do anything though. i realized what was going on and just stood there staring at the ground until i chilled out.

edit: ha, prisoner#1 fucked a pumpkin


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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14390470 - 05/02/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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sunset_mission said:
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Prisoner#1 said:
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sunset_mission said:
I want to hear your personal stories of chemically induced goat rape.






does it have to involved drugs or can it simply be a day in the life story?




Either/or. :feelsgoodman:





I used to live in Gwinnett County


Quote:

This was in the "Washington Post"... the title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever." This is pretty damn good. Drunk and horny, he still came up with this!

Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.

Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"







Bet you must loooooooooooove Halloween :trolldance:

Edited by sunset_mission (05/02/11 06:41 PM)

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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14390482 - 05/02/11 06:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I lose my shit all the time on drugs...
well I mean I hide it but cannot find it again after sobering up
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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14390486 - 05/02/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah true nvm then, I was too immobilized to do anything crazy anyway :lol:


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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14390505 - 05/02/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

One time I smoked a bunch of DMT out of a bong, and it caused my face to explode and re-cohere into a singular ray of light.

:feelsweirdman:


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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14390517 - 05/02/11 06:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:feelsbadman:


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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14390519 - 05/02/11 06:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

a long time ago in a friends house...

ate 4g of unusually potent cubensis. Friends who ate 2g had +++ experiences, i lost all recollection of self, where I was, and rambled incoherently about math and weird stuff for hours pacing around drunkenly while horrified onlookers watched with curiosity, concern, and amusement as I rambled all kinds of crazy ass shit. Never had another bad trip like that in 10 years

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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: Satival]
    #14390604 - 05/02/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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a long time ago in a friends house...

ate 4g of unusually potent cubensis. Friends who ate 2g had +++ experiences, i lost all recollection of self, where I was, and rambled incoherently about math and weird stuff for hours pacing around drunkenly while horrified onlookers watched with curiosity, concern, and amusement as I rambled all kinds of crazy ass shit. Never had another bad trip like that in 10 years




Haha,this,minus the math talk.

All memory of everything gone,I remembered I had a family and feeling everyone in the world was born feeling like that,eternal bliss except lonely as I couldn't communicate with or understand anyone. I saw smiles and was waffling on about how we were all on the same wavelength/buzz except we weren't,only two of us tripping in a house of drunk people.

People's conversations were looping over and over in my head but it was just sounds,like "bluh bluh bluh..."

I was full on lost in a kaleidoscope of swirling,smiling faces.

That was nuts.


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Re: Ever completely lost your shit on drugs [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #14390715 - 05/02/11 07:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

this new years eve i did enough drugs to completely dissolve any conception of social rules. the plan was to roam the city alone very high on drugs. i really like it when the city comes alive during big celebrations and thought i'd have a hell of a time. i did, for a while, until i did too much. the weed pushed me over the edge. made a total dick face out of myself (more so than usual) i was kissing strange girls, grabbing asses, got jumped, probably some other shit, luckily i didn't get stabbed or arrested. oh god so much shame.


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