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West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say
    #14390049 - 05/02/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

http://wvgazette.com/News/201105020871

CHARLESTON, W.Va. -- Police say an Alum Creek man high on bath salts killed his neighbor's pygmy goat and that neighbors found him in his bedroom, dressed in a bra and panties, next to the dead animal, said Lt. Bryan Stover of the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department.

Mark Thompson, 19, of Greenview Road, is charged with animal cruelty after police got a call from a woman who said he stole her goat at about 3:15 a.m. Monday, Stover said.

Lisa Powers said she bought the goat on Friday as a gift to her 4-year-old grandson. They named the male goat Bailey after a female character on the Nickelodeon television show "The Suite Life on Deck."

"The baby just loved him," she said.

Powers' nephew, Joshua Pollis, got a call from a neighbor early Monday morning, she said.

"They told him that my goat was wandering around in Mark's house and he'd better come and get it," she said. "They called my nephew because he'd been there before."

Pollis and two women walked into Thompson's house looking for the goat, according to the criminal complaint filed in Kanawha County Magistrate Court.

The three entered the house and made their way to Thompson's bedroom door when Thompson spoke to them, Powers said.

"He told them, 'Don't come in, I'm naked,'" Powers said. "But they opened the door and he was standing there with his pants down. He had on women's clothing and the goat was dead and there was blood everywhere. It was just a scene."

Thompson ran out the front door when Pollis asked him about the dead goat in his room, according to the complaint.

Police got a search warrant for the house, and searched the woods for Thompson. They found him several hours later.

Thompson allegedly told police he was on bath salts for about three days.

When police entered the house they found fresh blood near the front door of the bedroom and in Thompson's bedroom to the right of the front door. Inside the bedroom police found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck, according to the complaint. There was a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat, the complaint states.

"We know the animal had at least one stab wound," said Cpl. Sean Snuffer, a detective with the Sheriff's Department. "They are also searching for signs of sexual trauma."

Police took the dead animal to a veterinarian for a necropsy, he said.

Police are continuing their investigation. Thompson was arraigned Monday afternoon and taken into custody by Adult Protective Services.

Snuffer said the people in the community where Thompson lives told police they have been concerned about his mental health.

"I don't think they are very happy, the community over there," he said. "From what I understand they have been fearful of him before."

Powers said she and her family have lived next to Thompson for about three years. She said she took him to church with her family more than a year ago.

"Then he stole the communion wine and went out the downstairs door," she said. "I never took him back. ... We tried to be friends with him until we saw how he was."

Powers said she asked him not to come back to her house.

"He'd come anyway," she said. "He's just been a menace since I've been here. ...

"He runs through the woods, screaming and cursing and hitting things. What scared me was I didn't want him to hurt one of my grandchildren."

She said police have been diligent in their investigation.

"They tried to find fingerprints on the chain the goat was tied to," she said.

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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: 5-HT2A] * 1
    #14390076 - 05/02/11 05:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

He was wearing women's clothing and he had killed a goat. This stuff is better than fiction, guys.

One day in the future I'd like to compose a book called, "Outrageous Adventures with Bath Salts: The Various Failures of Humanity."

And I want reviewers to leave feedback that exploits bath metaphors like, "a bubbly reflection on society!" Or, "this book is bound to pop your reality bubble!"

Why do I wake up these days?


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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: The Whale]
    #14390092 - 05/02/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

gotta see pics of that scene, Especially the booking photo.

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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: The Whale]
    #14390095 - 05/02/11 05:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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The Whale said:
Why do I wake up these days?




To get inspiration from the vast :doublefacepalm: moments of humanity to compose a book called "Outrageous Adventures with Bath Salts: The Various Failures of Humanity", so that many lulz can be had by this community.

:fonz:

Edited by sunset_mission (05/02/11 05:47 PM)

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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14390133 - 05/02/11 05:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

"Vast" indeed.


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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: The Whale]
    #14390159 - 05/02/11 05:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Could be anywhere, could be any pet.
But rape and murder of a goat in West Virginia is super lulzy somehow.


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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: 5-HT2A]
    #14390193 - 05/02/11 05:57 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

GODDAMNIT seriously its not like i am any fucking advocate for cocaine at all but seriously all these analogues that get passed under the table are FUCKING RETARTED. When was the last time you heard of someone on coke for a few days in a row doing this kind of crazy shit....


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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: The Whale] * 1
    #14390198 - 05/02/11 05:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This is indeed some of the funniest shit I have ever heard. Whale, I say we start collecting not just bath salt stories but shroomery news in general, for shits and giggles. Catalogue all the best ones, the highlights of course will be bathsalts, :toomuchacid:, and of course PCP.

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. The only thing that could make this any better is if he had eaten/raped/or performed some sort of satanic ritual on the goat. He stole the communion wine:rofl:

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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: Wise Toad]
    #14390256 - 05/02/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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When police entered the house they found fresh blood near the front door of the bedroom and in Thompson's bedroom to the right of the front door. Inside the bedroom police found the small gray and white goat wearing a pink collar lying dead on the floor, blood coming from its neck, according to the complaint. There was a pornographic magazine photo laying a few feet from the goat, the complaint states.




:crankdre:

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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: Humility]
    #14390335 - 05/02/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Do you think the goat enjoyed the magazine, speaking of which mooselove

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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: Humility]
    #14390346 - 05/02/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Wow, I'm having one of those I just want to go to sleep afternoons and that just brightened things up. Im not saying that bath salts are a good thing but it did seem to kind of hint that this guy was a bit off his rocker to begin with. My friend's mom got some actual bath salts in a nondescript tin. She held them up for me to smell and I gave her this horrified look. Ended up having to explain... They were just lavender. I think I'm spending too much time on the forums lately. I'd like to see photos of these people. I'm sure that they aren't white trash being from West Virginia and all.


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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: mr_minds_eye]
    #14390379 - 05/02/11 06:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

WTF!!! This shits fucked. Anyone up for bathsalts :laugh2:


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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: mr_minds_eye]
    #14390391 - 05/02/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

well, we've learned one thing about bath salts in the last few months:

shit fucks you up.


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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: PMATL]
    #14390423 - 05/02/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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PMATL said:
well, we've learned one thing about bath salts in the last few months:

shit fucks you up.




If scientific research were allowed and encouraged, we could be better informed (and sooner) about the neurotoxic effects and the behavioral profiles. At the least we could inject a few mice and run tests, instead of killing our goats, ripping our scrotum's off, and trying to rape grandma.


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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: The Whale]
    #14390429 - 05/02/11 06:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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The Whale said:
Quote:

PMATL said:
well, we've learned one thing about bath salts in the last few months:

shit fucks you up.




If scientific research were allowed and encouraged, we could be better informed (and sooner) about the neurotoxic effects and the behavioral profiles. At the least we could inject a few mice and run tests, instead of killing our goats, ripping our scrotum's off, and trying to rape grandma.




Trial and error. :zoidberg:

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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14390442 - 05/02/11 06:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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sunset_mission said:

Trial and error. :zoidberg:




McKenna said that nature rewards courage.

This is obviously true since adventurously snorting bath salts makes you both famous and published.

:brilliant:


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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: The Whale]
    #14390451 - 05/02/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

bath salts do what DARE tells you acid does...


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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: PMATL]
    #14390563 - 05/02/11 07:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

WOW. This is quite a story.  I'm REALLY CURIOUS about these bath salts.  I kind of want to try them.... but just kidding, I'm never going to.  Seem too good to be true.  I stay away from stimulants

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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: ShroomXolomilco]
    #14390586 - 05/02/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

When someone tells you to just get some crack or meth it's safer then you know not to fuck with it.


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Re: West Virginia - Man high on bath salts kills neighbor's goat, police say [Re: Mr. Anderson]
    #14390736 - 05/02/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What drug is exactly in these "bath salts"?  Sounds like a hell of a drug!


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