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Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads
    #14390192 - 05/02/11 05:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads and thinking, "man, I gotta get me some bath salts"?

Feels weird, man.


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: Doc_T]
    #14390205 - 05/02/11 06:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Don't do it dude, shit is totally wack. I went through the same thing you are currently going through and I made the wrong decision by trying some. Just get some crack or meth, it's better for you. :methisgood:


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: Doc_T]
    #14390206 - 05/02/11 06:00 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14390219 - 05/02/11 06:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14390235 - 05/02/11 06:05 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

They were starting to sound better and better at first. Now the stories have horrified me.

I mean really, WTF
Why did the guy kill the goat?
Why did he try to fuck it?
What was he doing wearing panties.
Why was that one guy driving in his underwear with a knife on his way to kill his GF?

I thought drugs were supposed to be fun...


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: lil_demented]
    #14390257 - 05/02/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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lil_demented said:
They were starting to sound better and better at first. Now the stories have horrified me.

I mean really, WTF
Why did the guy kill the goat?
Why did he try to fuck it?
What was he doing wearing panties.
Why was that one guy driving in his underwear with a knife on his way to kill his GF?

I thought drugs were supposed to be fun...




Sounds like they had a blast to me. :shrug:


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: lil_demented]
    #14390258 - 05/02/11 06:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:feelsgoodman:


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14390264 - 05/02/11 06:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I don't think the drugs made him into a goat raper.

I think the drugs brought out the hidden goat raper in him.


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14390273 - 05/02/11 06:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I forgot about the guy who thought his neighbor's appt was on fire.
Called the fire dept.
Ran around the yard screaming and trying to convince them it was burning.



It's all fun and games until someone pressed charges...


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14390277 - 05/02/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

OP. yes.


i always come on the shroomery and by the time i'm done, i feel the urge to make drugs, buy drugs, , ingest drugsd and have anal sex


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    #14390278 - 05/02/11 06:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

So Angus and McTavish are sitting around in the pub. Angus takes a long pull at his drink, looks out the door and says "Angus, you see that bridge out there."

"Aye Angus, I do"

"S'a goood Bridge. Built it with me bare hands I did. But do they call me angus the bridge builder?"

"No angus they don't" he says sympathetically.

"And ya see that roof on the school. S' a good rooooof, took me a month, with me bare hands." He takes a pull again. "But do they call em Angus the Roof Maker?"

"No angus they don't"

Angus takes another deeeeep pull at his beer, his face going red.

"But you fuck ONE Sheep . . .!!!!"


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: lil_demented]
    #14390281 - 05/02/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

BAN IT, BAN IT NOW!!
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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14390288 - 05/02/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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:feelsgoodman:



i don't think you fucking sheep is relevant to this thread. Take it to OTD


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: lil_demented]
    #14390290 - 05/02/11 06:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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So Angus and McTavish are sitting around in the pub. Angus takes a long pull at his drink, looks out the door and says "Angus, you see that bridge out there."

"Aye Angus, I do"

"S'a goood Bridge. Built it with me bare hands I did. But do they call me angus the bridge builder?"

"No angus they don't" he says sympathetically.

"And ya see that roof on the school. S' a good rooooof, took me a month, with me bare hands." He takes a pull again. "But do they call em Angus the Roof Maker?"

"No angus they don't"

Angus takes another deeeeep pull at his beer, his face going red.

"But you fuck ONE Sheep . . .!!!!"




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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14390301 - 05/02/11 06:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

well, thanks to bath salts, 2c's are being banned, all jwh's, all CP's, mephedrone, and methylone and a few others too


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: Doc_T]
    #14390314 - 05/02/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

shit's intense

insufflated and orally, it was pretty compulsive, but I was able to regulate use to be pretty responsible

then my buddy and I smoked some mdpv and fucking binged out

I ended up destroying that shit before it destroyed me

kidneys all aching and orange dehydrated piss, splotches in my vision and a wacked out anxiety is not awesome


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: bbl337]
    #14390318 - 05/02/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

"Bath salts" is a euphemism for just about all the RC's we're trying.  The DEA are a bunch of fucktwats and think it's one type of drug.  Let's keep it that way.


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: bbl337]
    #14390320 - 05/02/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

CP has been banned for quite some time already :hansen2:


but yes, it's a viscous cycle


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: lil_demented]
    #14390329 - 05/02/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

lil_demented said:
They were starting to sound better and better at first. Now the stories have horrified me.

I mean really, WTF
Why did the guy kill the goat?
Why did he try to fuck it?
What was he doing wearing panties.
Why was that one guy driving in his underwear with a knife on his way to kill his GF?

I thought drugs were supposed to be fun...



lol. Link to thread?


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: Newbie]
    #14390331 - 05/02/11 06:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Newbie said:
"Bath salts" is a euphemism for just about all the RC's we're trying.  The DEA are a bunch of fucktwats and think it's one type of drug.  Let's keep it that way.




mmmm no it's not.  Read the two new bills.


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: bbl337]
    #14390339 - 05/02/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Either way I edited your OP to be non-indexable by search engines.  The less they know, the better.


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: Salomon]
    #14390343 - 05/02/11 06:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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OP. yes.


i always come on the shroomery and by the time i'm done, i feel the urge to make drugs, buy drugs, , ingest drugs and have anal sex




me too minus the anal sex


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14390353 - 05/02/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Just get some crack or meth, it's better for you.




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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: Newbie]
    #14390374 - 05/02/11 06:26 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Either way I edited your OP to be non-indexable by search engines.  The less they know, the better.




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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: lil_demented]
    #14390541 - 05/02/11 06:54 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

lil_demented said:
They were starting to sound better and better at first. Now the stories have horrified me.

I mean really, WTF
Why did the guy kill the goat?
Why did he try to fuck it?
What was he doing wearing panties.
Why was that one guy driving in his underwear with a knife on his way to kill his GF?

I thought drugs were supposed to be fun...




link to thread??


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: Anthony917]
    #14390603 - 05/02/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anthony917 said:
Quote:

lil_demented said:
They were starting to sound better and better at first. Now the stories have horrified me.

I mean really, WTF
Why did the guy kill the goat?
Why did he try to fuck it?
What was he doing wearing panties.
Why was that one guy driving in his underwear with a knife on his way to kill his GF?

I thought drugs were supposed to be fun...




link to thread??



Try the news forum at the shroomery.org, It's awesome.:thumbup:


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Re: Is anybody else reading these bath salt threads [Re: Doc_T]
    #14390916 - 05/02/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I don't think the drugs made him into a goat raper.

I think the drugs brought out the hidden goat raper in him.



This would totally make a good sig. :rofl:


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