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mellowparty
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: Enthrall]
#14389309 - 05/02/11 03:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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thanks for the input all but I couldn't hold my attention long enough to read your advice  am I doin it rite
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13.step
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14389653 - 05/02/11 04:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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To much sorry to little soulless rape
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mellowparty
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: 13.step]
#14389706 - 05/02/11 04:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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why are you so excited about my rape story? Have you not raped anyone yet?
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13.step
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14389758 - 05/02/11 04:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sadly no...
But neither did you...
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PreparationH
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: 13.step]
#14389764 - 05/02/11 04:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Are you guys seriously pro rape?
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mellowparty
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: 13.step]
#14389777 - 05/02/11 04:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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True. It wasn't really a rape since she was a slut at heart although was pretending to be all righteous and shit. Just because you say no doesnt mean you dont want any, no?
And no Im not pro-rape. I'm just sharing experience here.
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PreparationH
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14389784 - 05/02/11 04:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wow dude you're a scum bag and deserve to be shot wtf is your problem? Sick piece of shit you are.
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: PreparationH]
#14389797 - 05/02/11 04:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I know,just think of the bad karma involved,it would be turble altogether.
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: PreparationH] 1
#14389800 - 05/02/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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mellowparty
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14389806 - 05/02/11 04:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jimtown said: I know,just think of the bad karma involved,it would be turble altogether.

I actually did that bitch a favour, if anything
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14390066 - 05/02/11 05:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
mellowparty said:
Quote:
Jimtown said: I know,just think of the bad karma involved,it would be turble altogether.

I actually did that bitch a favour, if anything 
on topic
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tito123


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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14390583 - 05/02/11 07:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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i wear clothes that dont represent me at all
today i wore a shirt that says "huntin' bucks n drivin trucks
thats how i roll!"
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: tito123] 1
#14391809 - 05/02/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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every girls fantasy is to be raped by a pack of gay guys
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owls
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14391906 - 05/02/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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just start thinking how you can help everybody, or teach them something.. put a smile on their face
it's actually much more enjoyable
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: Konyap]
#14391944 - 05/02/11 10:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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If you want opportunities to troll, take up smoking. Smoke in public places like churches. People will make comments to you that are begging for a troll. Last year I was smoking outside this building at school. This fat chick walks by and says, "you're not supposed to smoke within a hundred feet of the building." All snotty too. So I just blow it off, but I walk inside and she is waiting for the elevator, so I says, If you took the stairs you wouldn't be so fat." Got a highfive from my class mate.
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KrishnaDreamer
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: tito123]
#14391954 - 05/02/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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tito123 said: i wear clothes that dont represent me at all
today i wore a shirt that says "huntin' bucks n drivin trucks
thats how i roll!"
dude, you should totally add
"and suckin' nuts"
to the end of that shirt, then people would really be like
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14391960 - 05/02/11 10:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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mellowparty said: There is this religious girl in my class that I sort of raped last year. Whenever she makes an objection about something I go with "you believe in god ergo your argument is invalid" It really pisses her off 
 GOOD EXAMPLE
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14391972 - 05/02/11 10:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Just learn any conspiracy theory and pester them about it.
"How do you know Bin Laden is dead? Huh?"
"How do you know we landed on the moon? Were you there?"
"Did you know that Bush blew up the World Trade Center? You need to watch this movie called Loose Change."
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: Silversoul]
#14391991 - 05/02/11 10:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Also, do offensive things like cutting in line at the gas station, people love that. The Post office is even better. People will give you ample opportunities to troll if you do these things. The key is to make them speak out first.
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14392172 - 05/02/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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here is a helpful guide to trolling
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