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PreparationH
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14388484 - 05/02/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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yea well killing random people isn't trolling it's just dick headery 
start pissing yourself next to people on busses.
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limestoneman
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: PreparationH]
#14388485 - 05/02/11 01:00 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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http://www.reachemol.com/ Biggest IRL troll ever. Billboards everywhere. It's all a big troll.
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mellowparty
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: PreparationH]
#14388491 - 05/02/11 01:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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PreparationH said: yea well killing random people isn't trolling it's just dick headery 
start pissing yourself next to people on busses.
but thats just 101 material for s
Im trying to learn from your trolling but its not very effective. Sorry
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14388501 - 05/02/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Whatever they believe/like, argue/tell them you dislike it. Get them worked up.
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PreparationH
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14388504 - 05/02/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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You're just too afraid what people will think of you if you piss yourself on a bus lol
But in all seriousness I dunno. Start buying franchise hats off the internet and just show up at mcdonald's and start working. That's not even funny either, you'd be working for free.
I just wasted both our time I'm gonna go hang myself with the poop rope.
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beachedjesus
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14388513 - 05/02/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Say stupid things to the person like "I'll drill your ass." and constantly ask them the question "What are you doin'?"
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PreparationH
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: beachedjesus]
#14388521 - 05/02/11 01:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kidnap a child and send ransom notes to the family then right when they've lost all hope give the kid back.
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LobsterSauce


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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: PreparationH]
#14388525 - 05/02/11 01:08 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Changing peoples voicemails is always a good one. Here, you put a 5 after the first 3 numbers of someones mobile number and it goes straight to their voicemail.
Type in 0000 for their password. If it works,
I wouldn't do anything bad,just funny ones really. Maybe a poor impersonation of their voice and a few likely phrases that the person would say.
For my own years ago,I timed my responses right so people thought I had answered the phone and at the end I snap.
"Hello.....................how's it going?...............................Not doing much now,just chilling out..............................what are you up to?...........................WHAT?......................................WHAT THE FUCK?..............................YOU DIRTY CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............."
Something like this,the end just goes into an abusive rant of some sort.
So many people were caught by it,a few were caught multiple times
People then texting me wondering what I was at.
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14388534 - 05/02/11 01:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Go a little over the speed-limit then before the cop comes put on an mask and say "Is there a problem officer?"
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14388537 - 05/02/11 01:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I like my voicemail people always are laughing when I listen to them talking cause it catches them off guard.
*You've reached the voice mail box of*: and at the top of my lungs I yell my name. The beep happens and I get the but end of their laughing
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14388548 - 05/02/11 01:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Iceyhot on the telephone and door handles is another good one.
Also; drop a random bag or capsule of phenazepam or jwh on the ground at a festie or show and watch hilarity ensue as the hapless victim loses it for a few days.
Another good one is that when someone expresses interest in a product and there is only one left take it while they are still like "thank god, only one left!"
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14388554 - 05/02/11 01:15 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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mellowparty said: lol if I kill myself I;ll make sure to take others with me
make sure its any politician that is anti-drugs, please and thanks
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LobsterSauce


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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: PreparationH]
#14388580 - 05/02/11 01:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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PreparationH said: I like my voicemail people always are laughing when I listen to them talking cause it catches them off guard.
*You've reached the voice mail box of*: and at the top of my lungs I yell my name. The beep happens and I get the but end of their laughing
Haha,nice. Another good one I've done is go straight to my buddies voicemail and leave a ton(16) messages all me and whoever I'm with singing his name to the tune of this,originally I heard it in the simpsons and just had to track down the song
Anyone's name or any phrase can fit into the melody too.
Like this, p p p pre-ep,p p p preparation h
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: Equipto]
#14388670 - 05/02/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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mellowparty said: There is this religious girl in my class that I sort of raped last year.
Now there's your problem right there, if you would have handled it the right way you could have trolled her father and maybe even the police...
Sorry, I don't think you have what it takes to be a IRL troll... time to reach for the poop-rope...
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: 13.step]
#14388849 - 05/02/11 02:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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the best way to troll people is to first, find something that they care about. Then, ask them a retarded question about that subject that you already know the answer to. When they reply, defending their position, keep asking stupid questions that further aggravate them.
The key here is to actually not give a fuck. Just say whatever you think will get the best reply from them. Although, you have to do it in a believable tone, otherwise they'll know you're just fucking with them.
Example:
Person 1: I love chocolate chip cookies
Person 2: Nahh man not me. I don't really like cookies (obviously everyone likes cookies)
Person 1: WTF?! How don't you like cookies?
Person 2: Meh...the texture puts me off a little bit. Besides, chocolate is too sweet
Person 1: CHOCOLATE IS TOO SWEET?!?! 
Successful troll
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: Anthony917]
#14389001 - 05/02/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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When ever someone talks about something controversial, sniff so everyone can hear, for the rest of the year.
Call someone you haven't hung out with in awhile and then if they want to hang out ask them if they want to fuck you.
If you are a girl you can probably just get away with calling them a faget, they'll think they deserve it.
I like to pretend nothing's wrong when I don't hang out with someone at the end of a bad note and then pretends it's their fault.
You could also go around acting like everyone should be nice to each other, by ordering them around and singling them out. Go after them for words like gay, retarded,nigger, bitch.
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: Konyap]
#14389072 - 05/02/11 02:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Also if someone ever has problems with bullying you could always comfort them, joke around...
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: Konyap]
#14389103 - 05/02/11 03:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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When you're talking to people, don't look in their eyes, look at their left ear. Trust me, it'll freak people the fuck out.
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
#14389133 - 05/02/11 03:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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mellowparty said: Lets say I can't stand 90-95% of the sheep that dare to call themselves humans. I'm known for my negativity, isolation and highly volatile behaviour but I dont really want to be openly aggressive. I just want to troll the fuck out of them but I just dont know what to do.
Help meh Shroomery 
Very happy lots of other people feel this way. AS if otehrs are fucking sheep and honestly do not havea fucking clue what is really up in the world. yay for the shroomery lol. Well dude all you have to do is just saying absurd things in a straight tone and then when you say outrageous things people are like...wtf is the guy fucking serious, and then you just lay a troll face on them. Like
"Can i take this seat?" "fuck no"
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: Anthony917]
#14389166 - 05/02/11 03:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Anthony917 said: the best way to troll people is to first, find something that they care about. Then, ask them a retarded question about that subject that you already know the answer to. When they reply, defending their position, keep asking stupid questions that further aggravate them.
The key here is to actually not give a fuck. Just say whatever you think will get the best reply from them. Although, you have to do it in a believable tone, otherwise they'll know you're just fucking with them.
Example:
Person 1: I love chocolate chip cookies
Person 2: Nahh man not me. I don't really like cookies (obviously everyone likes cookies)
Person 1: WTF?! How don't you like cookies?
Person 2: Meh...the texture puts me off a little bit. Besides, chocolate is too sweet
Person 1: CHOCOLATE IS TOO SWEET?!?! 
Successful troll 
I actually had a friend who wasnt trolling but seriously doesnt like cookies.
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