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Offlinemellowparty
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Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL
    #14388301 - 05/02/11 12:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Lets say I can't stand 90-95% of the sheep that dare to call themselves humans. I'm known for my negativity, isolation and highly volatile behaviour but I dont really want to be openly aggressive. I just want to troll the fuck out of them but I just dont know what to do.

Help meh Shroomery :gameover:


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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty] * 1
    #14388313 - 05/02/11 12:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Wow thats just not cool at all


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OfflineMind Transcribing
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
    #14388315 - 05/02/11 12:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Argue for the lowering of age of consent to twelve in philosophy class. It's good for a laugh  :maximumtrolling:


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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: Mind Transcribing] * 1
    #14388321 - 05/02/11 12:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

sarcasm

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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
    #14388336 - 05/02/11 12:26 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Trolling is an art young grass hopper, you have much
to learn by the sound of it.

Sarcasm, humor, wit, all superimposed on a "I straight don't give a fuck"
attitude will make you a master troll IRL, go forth and try it...

Or you could go and grow some warts on your face and live under a bridge
yelling obscenities at passers by...:shrug:


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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: nglsnv] * 1
    #14388362 - 05/02/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

go up to some gut on the street  and tell him his shoes are untied. when he looks down, he'll see your erect cock

:Trollface:


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Offlinemellowparty
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: Equipto]
    #14388366 - 05/02/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Equipto said:
Wow thats just not cool at all



Yeah I know Im so sick of the people I have to interact with on daily basis :sad: Its like they're against everything I stand for.


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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty] * 1
    #14388372 - 05/02/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

mellowparty said:
Yeah I know Im so sick of the people I have to interact with on daily basis :sad: Its like they're against everything I stand for.




make it known that you really don't give a fuck about what they give a fuck about

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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
    #14388374 - 05/02/11 12:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

mellowparty said:
Lets say I can't stand 90-95% of the sheep that dare to call themselves humans. I'm known for my negativity, isolation and highly volatile behaviour but I dont really want to be openly aggressive. I just want to troll the fuck out of them but I just dont know what to do.

Help meh Shroomery :gameover:




You gotta be subtle. Say things that you know people will pick up on but is too subtle for them to actually bring you up on.

Be inventive. Trolling is a art.

:Trollface:

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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14388388 - 05/02/11 12:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

There is this religious girl in my class that I sort of raped last year. Whenever she makes an objection about something I go with "you believe in god ergo your argument is invalid" It really pisses her off :Trollface:


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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
    #14388391 - 05/02/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Find out what they hate and do it.
If you hear someone complaining about something do it, but dont let them know you overheard.

Example "I HATE clove cigarettes!!!"

Buy a pack of cloves, go up to said person, strike up a conversation and keep smoking em.

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Offlinemellowparty
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14388410 - 05/02/11 12:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

MisterMuscaria said:
Find out what they hate and do it.
If you hear someone complaining about something do it, but dont let them know you overheard.

Example "I HATE clove cigarettes!!!"

Buy a pack of cloves, go up to said person, strike up a conversation and keep smoking em.



Hey, thanx :rainbowcloud:

:fonz:


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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
    #14388422 - 05/02/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

mellowparty said:
There is this religious girl in my class that I sort of raped last year.




:dudewtf:


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Offlinemellowparty
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: Equipto]
    #14388439 - 05/02/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

She was like oh not at first but she didnt really show significant resistance. It was obvious she had an urge but was too utterly uptight about her religious pre-marital sex bullshit thangs. All in all she liked the shag although God sez no go to her.


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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
    #14388444 - 05/02/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I love trolling in real life. This is one thing I love doing:

Usually when people start blabbering on about shit no one cares about or they go on bragging about something, I ask stupid arbitrary questions pretending to be totally interested in what they are saying. But I have a ever so slight sarcastic undertone that they might or might not sense, but they keep talking to me and answering questions.

Like for example, this guy at my work always brags about how big of a computer sale he made and I always pretend to feed into it and shit. So I say shit like

"Oh my fucking god, Larry, you have done it again sir. You need to write a book on selling. How much attachment did you get and don't undersell it just to make me feel less bad, tell me the truth. Holy effing shit Larry, that's more than I sold in the past week. How do you handle being such a good salesman do you do anything to kind of keep yourself in check and not let it go to your head? I would walk around with this pep in my step and this tone in my voice just like I was the fucking MAN. DAMN LARRY! GET 'EM"

Or shit like that. Fuck that guy, by the way.

Edited by noticeofeviction (05/02/11 12:51 PM)

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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: nglsnv]
    #14388445 - 05/02/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Professor Tibbs said:
sarcasm





sarcasm is the best way to hide negativity in my experience....idk iguess i can't fake being happy anymore :shrug: so im sarcastic only because i'm too young to be angry. i can't wait till im old :smile:

Edited by shr (05/02/11 12:53 PM)

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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: shr] * 1
    #14388450 - 05/02/11 12:51 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Kill yourself the messiest way possible to troll the clean up crew

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Offlinemellowparty
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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: PreparationH]
    #14388461 - 05/02/11 12:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lol if I kill myself I;ll make sure to take others with me


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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: mellowparty]
    #14388470 - 05/02/11 12:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well toward the end of life not tomorrow lol.  Just do it to fuck with the cleaners, shit in a room for a month then smear yourself in it or somethin.  Maybe hang yourself with a rope covered in shit :strokebeard:

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Re: Give me pro-tips on how to troll people IRL [Re: PreparationH]
    #14388481 - 05/02/11 12:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lol whos gonna get trolled by a shitty rope

I'd jump in the middle of a central highway causing a chain catastrophe and massive delays.


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