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Ythan made a forum for the conspiracy theories to keep you idiots from spilling into other forums.
Ythan should have named the forum 'The Colostomy Bag'.
It serves the same function.
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Re: Bin Laden [Re: mister]
#14386496 - 05/02/11 01:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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mister said: Dead. Just released in the news.
wow. here is one for bush. he must be sooo happy
http://www.google.com/search?q=osama+bin+laden&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1024&bih=677&prmd=ivnsub&source=univ&tbm=nws&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=Tlu-Tb73D4bVgQfD373NCw&ved=0CEQQqAI
pretty nuts shit huh?
wow bush you did it, you got him. you won bush. now fix our economy you piece of shit republican.
got so tired of hearing how "bush is fighting for our country." he sat in the white house and didn't do shit and ordered other people to fight for our country.
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c0sm0nautt said: More blood to follow... 
you bet
look at these happy murderers:
i actually feel kind of bad for barack obama. he seemed like a decent guy when he started. now he is part of a c.i.a. war movement of tremendous murderous power.
of course he was BEFORE bin laden, obviously, and the ghadafi thing isn't helping. but w/e
so now what?
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And right away, only hours after his death was "confirmed" by a blurry photo of a bearded dude with a head shot wound and alleged "DNA analysis" he was dropped into the ocean somewhere. Go figure... Uh-huh... right. Just the logical thing to do after you finally get a hold of the terrorist of the century. 
Instead he is probably sitting on his porch in Bumfuck, Alabama, clean shaven, sippin the Koolaid and calling himself Billy Binaldin.
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well maybe.
that or the photos provided are real evidence, and he is dead in the ocean somewhere, with a hundred bullet wounds pushed through his tiny head. and somehow his head is still held together in one piece, and will have to wait until ocean rot or fishes eating at it continue to dissolve it until it falls apart.
i guess we don't know either way
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jimbotron said: Gee, and I bet Obama will try to take all the credit.

of course
He was probably dead for years
Exactly, sources say bin Laden's been dead for several years. The lady by the name of Benazir Bhutto who mentioned he is dead was assasinated shortly after for revealing the truth.
Sorry Americans, but you need a new boogeyman to chase now, why not make Gaddafi the new Sadam or Bin Laden, I hear he has a weapon of mass oil production I mean destruction.
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Seriously blows my mind how everyone is getting caught up in this. Pretty convenient timing for obama, it'llbe interesting to see his ratings soarwhile our country continues to go into the shitter.
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Who's next ? He had probably been dead for years anyways. They were just waiting for the right moment to release the news.
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Obama's next speech:
"American citizens.. with bin Laden's death, this is just the START of the war on terror... next we are going to invade and fight the islamafacshists in Libya, Iran, North Korea... we are just getting started folks..."
The oil is about to run out, so they war on terror will be stepped up...
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Annapurna1 said: so do the right-wing nutfruits still think that o'bumble is a "muslin"??...
muslims kill muslims all the time, just google 'honor killing'
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Apparently they already dumped his body at sea, so I'm claiming bs on this one.
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Annapurna1 said: so do the right-wing nutfruits still think that o'bumble is a "muslin"??...
muslims kill muslims all the time, just google 'honor killing'
Who the fuck cares whether he's a muslim or not. Bin Laden is dead, here are the facts. Whether he's been dead for years doesn't even matter. I just don't see how people can go out and celebrate someone's death, whatever he did during his life. He sure was a bastard and killed thousands of innocent people, he got what he deserved, but I still wouldn't feel right going out in the street shouting everywhere how happy I am about it. We're all entitled to our to our own opinions though. Remember all these people celebrating 9/11 in the streets in middle eastern countries ? Don't think we're more worth than them.
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So bin laden has been cryogenically frozen for years, thawed only when it is politically advantageous for our pres? And people have accused me of being crazy. Well since we have accomplished our objective, can we now save the country a few trillion more dollars and get our troops home? I found it interesting how far he was from the often stated " lawless border region" and actually very close to two army bases. If nothing else this should illuminate just how dedicated, loyal and trustworthy our stalwart muslum "allies" are in Pakistan, and of course how they would never dream of aiding, abetting, and hiding a known international terrorist while accepting Billions of our tax dollars.
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Re: Bin Laden [Re: Therian]
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CIA must be having a sad day, their recruit is officially dead now...
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I knew this would bring out a fine punchbowl full of nutlogs.
Hasn't it occurred to anybody that if they had bin Laden on ice for years wouldn't it be more politically expedient to wait until just before the election as opposed to 18 months before?
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I'm not even going out on limb with the nut jobs here, but why in the fuck would you dump him in the ocean? Seouriously how fucking stupid is that shit! All conspiracies aside. It should have been brought back to the states. All that American blood and tax dollars and we don't even get a body to display in New York. Fuck that shit! I'm furious!
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As satisfying as the ol' head-on-a-pike would have been, let's be real. He's been martyred enough already. And handing him over to the Saudis to parade him through the streets would have been equally bad.
That said, I can also imagine that they took him alive to be tortured, but we'll sure as hell never know the truth. The fact that one of the helicopters crashed is certainly strange, but then again, one of the bombs that would have killed Hitler was a dud...
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> but why in the fuck would you dump him in the ocean?
It prevents his burial location from becoming a shrine. They won't tell what part of the ocean they dumped him in.
> It should have been brought back to the states.
That would have given the nutjobs a war cry and a recruiting tool... those evil American's, we have to avenge the body of our martyr.
> Fuck that shit! I'm furious!
... dumping him in the ocean is as good as it gets. Fish food. Dumping him in a landfill would have felt better, but not worth the hassle it would create.
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Re: Bin Laden [Re: Seuss]
#14387963 - 05/02/11 11:01 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Seuss said:
It prevents his burial location from becoming a shrine. They won't tell what part of the ocean they dumped him in.
And there's this 24 hr. burial thing...
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Re: Bin Laden [Re: Therian]
#14387980 - 05/02/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Therian said: So bin laden has been cryogenically frozen for years, thawed only when it is politically advantageous for our pres? And people have accused me of being crazy. Well since we have accomplished our objective, can we now save the country a few trillion more dollars and get our troops home? I found it interesting how far he was from the often stated " lawless border region" and actually very close to two army bases. If nothing else this should illuminate just how dedicated, loyal and trustworthy our stalwart muslum "allies" are in Pakistan, and of course how they would never dream of aiding, abetting, and hiding a known international terrorist while accepting Billions of our tax dollars.
i mean cmon, just because this is all suspicious doesn't mean he isn't dead. what's even more suspicious is how close this is to the american troop retreat. none the less how ridiculous is it to think they cryogenic ally froze him to make this possible etc. etc. etc.
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