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Offlineeastcoastremedy
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I want my roommate
    #14386587 - 05/02/11 01:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

dudes, I tried for the longest time to convince myself that she is not my type, that she's unattractive, uncool, etc, etc. But the truth will always come out, eh? I so want to get with my roommate.
I told her as much, and she's like "no, it will get weird, and I don't want that."

I agree, weird is not desirable with someone whom you have to see everyday...

but even so-  I want to get with her.  big time.


bad decision? or should I pursue that shizz  like woah

I see 2 endings:  1) summer of love
                                    or
                              2) summer of awkward

any of you guys ever  been in similar situation?


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14386601 - 05/02/11 02:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

it sounds like shes already made up her mind

dont waste your time, move on


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: Natorade]
    #14386611 - 05/02/11 02:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

fuckin right doggie-

no use being persistent, then, eh?

just got to ramble on-
she's only one fish in an ocean full of fucking fish


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy] * 1
    #14386613 - 05/02/11 02:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

well, its already awkward for her, ill tell ya that much.

:lol:


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14386616 - 05/02/11 02:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah... She is most likely looking for another place to live as we speak.


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14386620 - 05/02/11 02:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

whatever man, she can deal with it and move past it-
or be awkward about it.

either way- I don't particularly care.

I don't want any roommate drama, so I'm forgetting that I ever even  brought it up.


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14386621 - 05/02/11 02:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I am friends with this good looking girl down the street from me. For a while I did want to just be friends with her but after a while she started looking better and better. I wish I would have made a move earlier but now she is going to california this summer and Im doing my own thing too, so might never see her again.

Moral of the story: never know what you got till its too late


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #14386622 - 05/02/11 02:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You already fucked up by coming outright with it.  Girls don't even like that shit, they want guys who are hard to get.


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #14386628 - 05/02/11 02:13 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

LoveYourLife said:
You already fucked up by coming outright with it.  Girls don't even like that shit, they want guys who are hard to get.




dude... that means I've got all summer to subtly work on her subconscious.


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14386638 - 05/02/11 02:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Film her naked.


:gayvirgin:


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #14386660 - 05/02/11 02:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

oh ja? you got any recommendations on sum CCTV surveillance cams?


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14386665 - 05/02/11 02:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

eastcoastremedy said:
Quote:

LoveYourLife said:
You already fucked up by coming outright with it.  Girls don't even like that shit, they want guys who are hard to get.




dude... that means I've got all summer to subtly work on her subconscious.




Not really.  In order for that to work she'd have to be questioning whether you like her.  Now she knows for a fact since you told her.


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14386667 - 05/02/11 02:29 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14386676 - 05/02/11 02:33 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you really think so?

this afternoon, we were bored, so I was like "lets hit up a nearby winery..."
we did, and the whole time, I was bringing my A game to the max. I chatted up the
vineyard owner, and the bartendress, and some other ppl at the wine bar- and I made sure that roomie had a part in EVERY conversation. everything I said, she was right there with me- a pretty excellent sign, if I do say so myself.

I feel that revealing my hand to her has only strengthened my position. Nothing I've experienced yet to lead me to the contrary.....


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #14386679 - 05/02/11 02:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

aNeway2sayHooray said:




does that thing launch tennis balls or sumthing


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14386684 - 05/02/11 02:36 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

maybe its a home circumcision machine :shrug:


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sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14386690 - 05/02/11 02:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

See, that's where you fucked up


You went to a WINERY, a place full of DRINKS, where you could have SLIPPED HER ONE


:wtfsonic:


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #14386693 - 05/02/11 02:39 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

looks like some paper mache bullshit to me...

you see the resemblance, no?


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14386697 - 05/02/11 02:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yes


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MrJellineck said:  Profits, prophets. That's all you jews think about.
sheekle said: life is drugs... and music... and cat... :snowman:


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: iamnotadream]
    #14386698 - 05/02/11 02:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

iamnotadream said:
See, that's where you fucked up


where you could have SLIPPED HER ONE


:wtfsonic:




there you go again with that rufinol shit


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14386700 - 05/02/11 02:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

homey don't play that way


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14386703 - 05/02/11 02:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

eastcoastremedy said:
Quote:

iamnotadream said:
See, that's where you fucked up


where you could have SLIPPED HER ONE


:wtfsonic:




there you go again with that rufinol shit



again?


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14389294 - 05/02/11 03:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

complete bad decision although deep down when yall first moved in it had to of crossed your mind your a man my dad says having a boy you only have to worry bout one penis having a girl you have to worry bout em all


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14389317 - 05/02/11 03:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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eastcoastremedy said:
dudes, I tried for the longest time to convince myself that she is not my type, that she's unattractive, uncool, etc, etc. But the truth will always come out, eh? I so want to get with my roommate.
I told her as much, and she's like "no, it will get weird, and I don't want that."

I agree, weird is not desirable with someone whom you have to see everyday...

but even so-  I want to get with her.  big time.


bad decision? or should I pursue that shizz  like woah

I see 2 endings:  1) summer of love
                                    or
                              2) summer of awkward

any of you guys ever  been in similar situation?




Well if it was me I'd try to avoid the inevitable awkward situations, but it's hard to say really because I don't know you well enough as a person to judge whether it'd be a wise move or not on your part but if you're in doubt then that's probably for a reason.

Either way, I hope you make the right decision man :thumbup:


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: eastcoastremedy]
    #14389370 - 05/02/11 03:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

What more can you do other than plant the idea?

Fuck this "don't talk to her about it" bullshit.
You don't sound like you wanna marry her.
You just wanna fuck her.

If she likes you, she'll come back drunk from the bar one night, and you'll get some.

Sounds like she's got a lot of self control though...


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Re: I want my roommate [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14389422 - 05/02/11 03:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:foreveralone:


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