Home | Community | Message Board


This site includes paid links. Please support our sponsors.


Welcome to the Shroomery Message Board! You are experiencing a small sample of what the site has to offer. Please login or register to post messages and view our exclusive members-only content. You'll gain access to additional forums, file attachments, board customizations, encrypted private messages, and much more!

Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

Jump to first unread post Pages: 1
Anonymous #1

Im Being used as nice guy cover and loving it *DELETED*
    #14382686 - 05/01/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Post deleted by Anonymous

Reason for deletion: i smell much better



Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #2

Re: Im Being used as nice guy cover and loving it [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14382759 - 05/01/11 01:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

lol...  thats weird..  im probably one of the guys out with her fucking her brains out on the weekends...  if its the girl im thinkin of..  i hit it last night!:lol:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineGreenvalley
PRS
Male User Gallery


Registered: 06/16/10
Posts: 2,033
Loc: Why not?
Last seen: 3 years, 3 months
Re: Im Being used as nice guy cover and loving it [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14382760 - 05/01/11 01:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

sounds like a symbiotic relationship


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #3

Re: Im Being used as nice guy cover and loving it [Re: Greenvalley]
    #14382813 - 05/01/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Fuck dat shit
  (the situation in its entirety)


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
InvisibleMr. Anderson
πριν από το χρόνο κάποιου
 User Gallery

Registered: 09/05/10
Posts: 2,677
Loc: Torn between the roots of...
Re: Im Being used as nice guy cover and loving it [Re: Greenvalley] * 1
    #14382870 - 05/01/11 02:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Roofie that bitch then DSHSB.
That will teach that dirty little slut a lesson.


--------------------


Disclaimer: All posts are completely fictional and or for educational purposes only.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinefbi365
Captain of the Sinking Ship
Male


Registered: 02/07/11
Posts: 2,857
Loc: Nowhere
Last seen: 4 months, 10 days
Re: Im Being used as nice guy cover and loving it [Re: Mr. Anderson] * 1
    #14383374 - 05/01/11 03:57 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I doubt any of them are legitimate 10s :lol:


--------------------




Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #2

Re: Im Being used as nice guy cover and loving it [Re: fbi365] * 1
    #14383640 - 05/01/11 04:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

lol...  seriously..  if you are so much of a pimp to like get numbers when your out with her.....  why couldnt you just bang the slut?  when i bang her i just grab her ass and start gettin freaky..  no dating..  no bullshit..  just straight up bangin..  in the car in the nature..  in the hotel.. in her room..  in her boyfriends room..  whatever..  the kinda chick you bang like that isnt the kinda chick you date..  and love it..  but maybe she does have feelings for ya huh?  do you buy her things?  feed her good?  is there any other reason she would date you?  when looking at these situations you gotta seriously use real eyes and realize what shes getting outta the whole thing..  and why..  if she seriously likes you like that..  youll know it..  and it wont be long before she bangs you..  but beware you better bang it good because if you got a pea shooter and dont know how to shoot it youll be the laughing stock of her and her friends..  just think of how and whos banging her right now..  im in the opposite situation right now and when i showed up last night to this girls spot her roomates friend who is in your situation with her was there lol..  as soon as i walk in she was all over me and she went outside to smoke a cig and he followed her lol i just sat there..  i was laughing so hard on the inside!  well they came back inside and i was chillen with my bro and his girl and the kid just dogged on while i swooped right quick..  woke up nex to her and got it off again!  haha!  no dating or nothing..  just show up and handled..  true shit i swear this happened LAST NITE!!  you dont gotta be nice man..  the guys who are bangin her on the weekend..  you gotta be more like them :lol:


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #4

Re: Im Being used as nice guy cover and loving it [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14384652 - 05/01/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

That is a sweet thing you got there.  You both get what you want, and you only need a small investment in time.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlinemylfgur
Untitled
Male User Gallery


Registered: 05/23/10
Posts: 1,282
Loc: Ohio Flag
Last seen: 9 years, 1 month
Re: Im Being used as nice guy cover and loving it [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #14385467 - 05/01/11 09:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

dude you really have to fuck HER though
get it?

let her know you want a piece of the action--and that you wont disappoint.


--------------------


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #5

Re: Im Being used as nice guy cover and loving it [Re: Anonymous #2] * 1
    #14385772 - 05/01/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
lol...  seriously..  if you are so much of a pimp to like get numbers when your out with her.....  why couldnt you just bang the slut?  when i bang her i just grab her ass and start gettin freaky..  no dating..  no bullshit..  just straight up bangin..  in the car in the nature..  in the hotel.. in her room..  in her boyfriends room..  whatever..  the kinda chick you bang like that isnt the kinda chick you date..  and love it..  but maybe she does have feelings for ya huh?  do you buy her things?  feed her good?  is there any other reason she would date you?  when looking at these situations you gotta seriously use real eyes and realize what shes getting outta the whole thing..  and why..  if she seriously likes you like that..  youll know it..  and it wont be long before she bangs you..  but beware you better bang it good because if you got a pea shooter and dont know how to shoot it youll be the laughing stock of her and her friends..  just think of how and whos banging her right now..  im in the opposite situation right now and when i showed up last night to this girls spot her roomates friend who is in your situation with her was there lol..  as soon as i walk in she was all over me and she went outside to smoke a cig and he followed her lol i just sat there..  i was laughing so hard on the inside!  well they came back inside and i was chillen with my bro and his girl and the kid just dogged on while i swooped right quick..  woke up nex to her and got it off again!  haha!  no dating or nothing..  just show up and handled..  true shit i swear this happened LAST NITE!!  you dont gotta be nice man..  the guys who are bangin her on the weekend..  you gotta be more like them :lol:







Cool



Story



Bro


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Anonymous #2

Re: Im Being used as nice guy cover and loving it [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14389041 - 05/02/11 02:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

lol...  its a true fucking story man! 

no


bull


shit

!!


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
OfflineTrustYourSelf
Stranger
Registered: 04/13/11
Posts: 271
Last seen: 12 years, 8 months
Re: Im Being used as nice guy cover and loving it [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14396763 - 05/03/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If you have the numbers of other chicks just stop talking to her and find a girl you like and who likes you...


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Offlineandrewss
precariously aggrandized


Registered: 08/17/07
Posts: 8,725
Loc: ohio
Last seen: 1 month, 15 days
Re: Im Being used as nice guy cover and loving it [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14408055 - 05/05/11 11:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
lol...  seriously..  if you are so much of a pimp to like get numbers when your out with her.....  why couldnt you just bang the slut?  when i bang her i just grab her ass and start gettin freaky..  no dating..  no bullshit..  just straight up bangin..  in the car in the nature..  in the hotel.. in her room..  in her boyfriends room..  whatever..  the kinda chick you bang like that isnt the kinda chick you date..  and love it..  but maybe she does have feelings for ya huh?  do you buy her things?  feed her good?  is there any other reason she would date you?  when looking at these situations you gotta seriously use real eyes and realize what shes getting outta the whole thing..  and why..  if she seriously likes you like that..  youll know it..  and it wont be long before she bangs you..  but beware you better bang it good because if you got a pea shooter and dont know how to shoot it youll be the laughing stock of her and her friends..  just think of how and whos banging her right now..  im in the opposite situation right now and when i showed up last night to this girls spot her roomates friend who is in your situation with her was there lol..  as soon as i walk in she was all over me and she went outside to smoke a cig and he followed her lol i just sat there..  i was laughing so hard on the inside!  well they came back inside and i was chillen with my bro and his girl and the kid just dogged on while i swooped right quick..  woke up nex to her and got it off again!  haha!  no dating or nothing..  just show up and handled..  true shit i swear this happened LAST NITE!!  you dont gotta be nice man..  the guys who are bangin her on the weekend..  you gotta be more like them :lol:







--------------------
Jesus loves you.


Extras: Filter Print Post Top
Jump to top Pages: 1

Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order


Similar ThreadsPosterViewsRepliesLast post
* I love my girlfriend but often have untoward desires for her sister. *DELETED*
( 1 2 3 4 ... 13 14 )
Anonymous 7,774 269 08/25/18 09:05 PM
by koods
* So tired mndfreezeMDiscordReddit 654 10 03/31/18 12:36 AM
by mndfreeze

Extra information
You cannot start new topics / You cannot reply to topics
HTML is disabled / BBCode is enabled
Moderator: Middleman, Shroomism, automan, yogabunny, CookieCrumbs
905 topic views. 0 members, 2 guests and 2 web crawlers are browsing this forum.
[ Show Images Only | Sort by Score | Print Topic ]
Search this thread:

Copyright 1997-2024 Mind Media. Some rights reserved.

Generated in 0.026 seconds spending 0.007 seconds on 15 queries.