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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: Sunny]
#14381063 - 05/01/11 02:29 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sunny said: I have never once been asked for my birth certificate when purchasing a License from the DOL. When I moved here, and registered as a voter, they asked for my social security card.
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Sunny said: lol... which america do you live in? I live in a secular one where I can get a license without a birth-certificate, the local cops bust real criminals, and the Tea Baggers haven't yet dissolved the labor Unions.
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14381083 - 05/01/11 02:36 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ironically, I'm not even leading you on. My first license was purchased in this state. I never had to show them a birth certificate. I registered to vote here when I turned 18, before I had a license actually, and all that required was a social security card.
So, either my local DOL doesn't give a fuck, or there is a loophole which I have somehow fell into by accident. I don't even have a copy of my birth certificate. My mother has had it since I was born, and kept it after I moved out at 17.
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: Sunny]
#14381087 - 05/01/11 02:38 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've got a license to Chill.
And I'm gonna exercise that mutha fucka..
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: zorbman]
#14381092 - 05/01/11 02:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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WORD. I got a license to sleep, these old doods can't hack it to page 10.
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: Sunny]
#14381093 - 05/01/11 02:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sunny said: My first license was purchased in this state.
you dont purchase a license, you apply, you pass an exam and if you dont fail it a hundred times they issue it to you... unless you're an illegal alien, then you buy all your documents and go on about your day
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14381100 - 05/01/11 02:43 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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nah, actually you pay the DOL ninety bucks, take a test to make sure you know traffic law, and then they give you license.
You actually PURCHASE a license. Every time you get it reissued.
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: Sunny]
#14381104 - 05/01/11 02:45 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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gettin a license renewed one reason to move to Canada
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: Konyap]
#14381109 - 05/01/11 02:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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hah, no shit dude. If Trump gets elected I'm out this bitch. I can't stand the idea of being surrounded by people who voted for him.
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: Sunny]
#14381119 - 05/01/11 02:50 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Sunny said: Ironically, I'm not even leading you on. My first license was purchased in this state. I never had to show them a birth certificate. I registered to vote here when I turned 18, before I had a license actually, and all that required was a social security card.
So, either my local DOL doesn't give a fuck, or there is a loophole which I have somehow fell into by accident. I don't even have a copy of my birth certificate. My mother has had it since I was born, and kept it after I moved out at 17.
Same in my state. I actually just needed to write down my SSN--I made sure I memorized it so I wouldn't ever have to carry my card around.
I'm trying to remember the only thing I've ever needed a birth certificate for...I think it was for health insurance, and that's it. I don't have a passport, I think you might need to show them a copy of it to get one of those.
But yeah...I find it hilarious that Trump now wants all of Obama's school records, and that he felt like he "accomplished something important", when we have much larger issues to deal with.
Historically, the only form of your birth certificate you need to show to run for President is the short-form. Usually every president only needs to show the short form. However, I believe the reasoning for getting Obama to show his long-form birth certificate and the doubt people have about him being American is racist in nature. If McCain turned out to be president, no one would ask him for his long-form certificate. Did anyone else know McCain actually wasn't born in the U.S., but on a U.S. naval base, which apparently counts for U.S. citizenship?
When will this "birther" issue be put to rest? Probably never. Birthers won't be satisfied by any amount of evidence that Obama gives them, they will dismiss all of it as fake or counterfeit. I watched a clip of Fox News "analyzing" the long-form certificate this past week and they were questioning whether it was photoshopped because they were wondering why there was a "shadow" on the left-hand side of the certificate...which is just the shadow from the crease of the binding when they scanned it from the birth record book at the hospital. Hospitals have hundreds of these birth record books. They never throw them away. I've seen a whole stack of these books dating back to 1980 at my local hospital once. They HAVE to keep these books, otherwise they can't verify your health insurance.
I remember not long ago, everyone wanted the law to be changed so Arnold S. could run for President of the United States. But they didn't mind if Arnold took office, because he was white, right? But look at where the California deficit is at right now. If he took office for the Presidency we would be completely screwed....
...which is why I'm glad he is only thinking about running for office for the EU.
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Sunny said: hah, no shit dude. If Trump gets elected I'm out this bitch. I can't stand the idea of being surrounded by people who voted for him.
I wholeheartedly agree. Trump would pander to lobbyists too much. He probably has hundreds of friends on Wall Street and they would just make themselves filthy rich at the expense of the American taxpayer.
My view is this: I think all presidents since JFK have been dishonest in some form or another, and they've used their position of power to gain more power and wealth. That's how it is in this country though. It's not going to change, unless you feel like getting yourself killed by trying to overthrow the government. Technically, the Constitution allows us to overthrow the government, but it would be foolish to try. You know they would defend themselves at all costs. They would drop bombs on protesters or fire upon them with live bullets if they got too close to the White House, etc. You KNOW they would. So why even care? I will only care when I can no longer afford to live. Otherwise, if I can still have shelter, food, water, and enough gas, I'm fine.
However, many people think the government is supposed to protect them. Not so. During an extreme national emergency, they will not be able to protect you. So just protect yourself. That's what the second amendment is for. The government provides us with a lot of things that we don't really realize--schools, the postal service, libraries, roads, etc. These are important commodities. If you think you can run the government better, run for political office. I'm pretty much sold on the idea that being president of the free world is the hardest job on earth.
I mean, I used to be paranoid about the government when I got all my news from Alex Jones. He's pretty good at scaring people. However, the government is not going to bother you if you don't bother them, and once you read news from a large variety of sources, you'll realize that the world we live in, may be chaotic, but nothing is out of the ordinary. Ever since the dawn of civilization, there have been wars, famines, conflicts, politics, etc. It's all the same. I've run into some really big nuts that think that earthquakes are increasing in frequency and magnitude. I can say this with confidence: they aren't. At my house, in my office, is a book with earthquake records dating back to 1800. They had 8.0's and above back then. The Japan earthquake isn't unheard of.
I also hear people talk about chemtrails. They may exist, but this is just geoengineering. It's a means of keeping weather under control. I don't think the practice is perfected yet, they still have a ways to go before they can completely alter weather, but this would be a good thing. They would be able to eliminate hurricanes, tornadoes, etc. Geoengineering has been discussed for as long as I can remember. It's a real concept. The amounts of metals you would be exposed to for being outside would be incredibly small to have any real damaging effects.
Many people talk about HAARP like it's some sort of devil's device too. This bothers me. I really don't know what to say in response to them, so I just don't bother. It's about as crazy as people suggesting that the LHC will create a black hole and swallow the earth. Sure, it's possible, but *extremely* unlikely.
/endrant. Sorry for going off topic.
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I know man. Pris is just stalling because he doesn't want this thread to make page 10.
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tyler_0_durden said: However, I believe the reasoning for getting Obama to show his long-form birth certificate and the doubt people have about him being American is racist in nature.
Without a doubt it's because he's a colored man and he has an unusual name. There's a lot of old racists out there.... and they're mostly all in the billionaire funded tea party.
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: Devlish2]
#14381136 - 05/01/11 02:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Chalky trouble. That's what I call it. I wonder when they are gonna go get their white hoods, and just fuckin get on with it. There's strange fruit hangin from that tree...
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: Sunny]
#14381158 - 05/01/11 03:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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hahahahah that made my day (along with my wicked wake and bake that just went on)
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: The Boat]
#14381179 - 05/01/11 03:22 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Jesus christ, you people are still talking about those two morons, Obama and Trump?
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: starfire_xes]
#14381218 - 05/01/11 03:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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dude wtf is up with this video. shouldn't he be concentrating on important things instead of writing jokes? i mean fuck, is he president or a roast comedian.
everything that obama does pisses me off.
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: Coaster]
#14381299 - 05/01/11 04:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Hahaha that video makes me re-realise how good Obama can be went he wants to be.
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: gilesypopper]
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: Coaster]
#14382552 - 05/01/11 12:59 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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new video up go to original post
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Re: Obama Owns Trump April 30, 2011 [Re: lovecheese]
#14382569 - 05/01/11 01:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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lovecheese said: dude wtf is up with this video. shouldn't he be concentrating on important things instead of writing jokes? i mean fuck, is he president or a roast comedian.
everything that obama does pisses me off.
Like i said, he's all image no substance. Grossly inexperienced for the job.
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