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What's the fastest thc ever left your body?
#14380420 - 04/30/11 11:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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its commonly known that it can take about 30 days for a regular smoker but i wonder if anyone here has ever made a record of cleaning from thc, possibly with vigorous exercise and water.............
many people have to go clean sometimes for different reasons so maybe some here have made a record?
 
Edited by skatealex2 (05/01/11 03:34 AM)
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: skatealex2]
#14380440 - 05/01/11 12:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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After smoking for about 5 years and getting a PC1000 class, I got clean in about a week and a half, I was doing the Insanity workout program, drinking water, drinking green tea with cranberry/pomegranate.
I was amazed, to be honest. After the first few pisses(which smelled like weed/bong water), I knew it wasn't going to be too hard.
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: Moronicus]
#14380513 - 05/01/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Back when I first started smoking, only 36 hours. I thought I was going to fail a piss test because I had smoked a bowl at a party just a day and a half before, so I kept declining to take the piss test, which at that point they said "If you have nothing to hide then just take the test", so I did, really scared to do it too since I thought I would fail, but I passed. :-}
I rarely smoke a lot now (well, except for this past week, have had like three blunts a day lol), but yeah...only a few days for a casual smoker such as myself...smoking about 1-2 hits per day.
Of course, this is with a regimen I made up, combined with the workout Charlie Sheen does to get himself clean--you can find more information about it online, but this is what I took for supplements, etc.:
-multivitamins -niacin slow release 500mg -creatine 15g <-- THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. Combined with the fish oil, niacin, and lots of water it will clear out your entire system because it fills your tissues with water for an extended period of time. The niacin and the fish oil allow for THC to exit via release of fats from the fish oil into the bloodstream, through the kidneys, into the bladder, etc., you know what goes from there. -fish oil 1000mg
-Pomegranate, cranberry and blueberry juices in excess -Lots of water -Acai berry extract (very potent. makes your cranberry juice turn dark brown) -Lots of running
Keep in mind that my body fat is only at around 10% and I usually fast completely at night and drink about 1L of water. I also wash my hair with vinegar if I have to take a test--eliminates all the THC in your hair, along with any other drug. NOT an urban legend, it's true. I usually keep my hair short anyway.
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: tyler_0_durden]
#14380706 - 05/01/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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tyler_0_durden said: Back when I first started smoking, only 36 hours. I thought I was going to fail a piss test because I had smoked a bowl at a party just a day and a half before, so I kept declining to take the piss test, which at that point they said "If you have nothing to hide then just take the test", so I did, really scared to do it too since I thought I would fail, but I passed. :-}
I rarely smoke a lot now (well, except for this past week, have had like three blunts a day lol), but yeah...only a few days for a casual smoker such as myself...smoking about 1-2 hits per day.
Of course, this is with a regimen I made up, combined with the workout Charlie Sheen does to get himself clean--you can find more information about it online, but this is what I took for supplements, etc.:
-multivitamins -niacin slow release 500mg -creatine 15g <-- THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. Combined with the fish oil, niacin, and lots of water it will clear out your entire system because it fills your tissues with water for an extended period of time. The niacin and the fish oil allow for THC to exit via release of fats from the fish oil into the bloodstream, through the kidneys, into the bladder, etc., you know what goes from there. -fish oil 1000mg
-Pomegranate, cranberry and blueberry juices in excess -Lots of water -Acai berry extract (very potent. makes your cranberry juice turn dark brown) -Lots of running
Keep in mind that my body fat is only at around 10% and I usually fast completely at night and drink about 1L of water. I also wash my hair with vinegar if I have to take a test--eliminates all the THC in your hair, along with any other drug. NOT an urban legend, it's true. I usually keep my hair short anyway.
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tyler_0_durden said: Back when I first started smoking, only 36 hours. I thought I was going to fail a piss test because I had smoked a bowl at a party just a day and a half before, so I kept declining to take the piss test, which at that point they said "If you have nothing to hide then just take the test", so I did, really scared to do it too since I thought I would fail, but I passed. :-}
I rarely smoke a lot now (well, except for this past week, have had like three blunts a day lol), but yeah...only a few days for a casual smoker such as myself...smoking about 1-2 hits per day.
Of course, this is with a regimen I made up, combined with the workout Charlie Sheen does to get himself clean--you can find more information about it online, but this is what I took for supplements, etc.:
-multivitamins -niacin slow release 500mg -creatine 15g <-- THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. Combined with the fish oil, niacin, and lots of water it will clear out your entire system because it fills your tissues with water for an extended period of time. The niacin and the fish oil allow for THC to exit via release of fats from the fish oil into the bloodstream, through the kidneys, into the bladder, etc., you know what goes from there. -fish oil 1000mg
-Pomegranate, cranberry and blueberry juices in excess -Lots of water -Acai berry extract (very potent. makes your cranberry juice turn dark brown) -Lots of running
Keep in mind that my body fat is only at around 10% and I usually fast completely at night and drink about 1L of water. I also wash my hair with vinegar if I have to take a test--eliminates all the THC in your hair, along with any other drug. NOT an urban legend, it's true. I usually keep my hair short anyway.
Bits of this man's advice are wrong/pointless. Just sayin.
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: Felinor]
#14380713 - 05/01/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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My friend had to drug test for a job. So he went to GNC and picked up a detox kit that clears your system in seven days. Since he didnt have the full seven, the GNC guy told him to double the reccomended dosage. He got his piss clean in 3 days
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: Felinor]
#14380715 - 05/01/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Felinor said:
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tyler_0_durden said: Back when I first started smoking, only 36 hours. I thought I was going to fail a piss test because I had smoked a bowl at a party just a day and a half before, so I kept declining to take the piss test, which at that point they said "If you have nothing to hide then just take the test", so I did, really scared to do it too since I thought I would fail, but I passed. :-}
I rarely smoke a lot now (well, except for this past week, have had like three blunts a day lol), but yeah...only a few days for a casual smoker such as myself...smoking about 1-2 hits per day.
Of course, this is with a regimen I made up, combined with the workout Charlie Sheen does to get himself clean--you can find more information about it online, but this is what I took for supplements, etc.:
-multivitamins -niacin slow release 500mg -creatine 15g <-- THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. Combined with the fish oil, niacin, and lots of water it will clear out your entire system because it fills your tissues with water for an extended period of time. The niacin and the fish oil allow for THC to exit via release of fats from the fish oil into the bloodstream, through the kidneys, into the bladder, etc., you know what goes from there. -fish oil 1000mg
-Pomegranate, cranberry and blueberry juices in excess -Lots of water -Acai berry extract (very potent. makes your cranberry juice turn dark brown) -Lots of running
Keep in mind that my body fat is only at around 10% and I usually fast completely at night and drink about 1L of water. I also wash my hair with vinegar if I have to take a test--eliminates all the THC in your hair, along with any other drug. NOT an urban legend, it's true. I usually keep my hair short anyway.
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tyler_0_durden said: Back when I first started smoking, only 36 hours. I thought I was going to fail a piss test because I had smoked a bowl at a party just a day and a half before, so I kept declining to take the piss test, which at that point they said "If you have nothing to hide then just take the test", so I did, really scared to do it too since I thought I would fail, but I passed. :-}
I rarely smoke a lot now (well, except for this past week, have had like three blunts a day lol), but yeah...only a few days for a casual smoker such as myself...smoking about 1-2 hits per day.
Of course, this is with a regimen I made up, combined with the workout Charlie Sheen does to get himself clean--you can find more information about it online, but this is what I took for supplements, etc.:
-multivitamins -niacin slow release 500mg -creatine 15g <-- THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. Combined with the fish oil, niacin, and lots of water it will clear out your entire system because it fills your tissues with water for an extended period of time. The niacin and the fish oil allow for THC to exit via release of fats from the fish oil into the bloodstream, through the kidneys, into the bladder, etc., you know what goes from there. -fish oil 1000mg
-Pomegranate, cranberry and blueberry juices in excess -Lots of water -Acai berry extract (very potent. makes your cranberry juice turn dark brown) -Lots of running
Keep in mind that my body fat is only at around 10% and I usually fast completely at night and drink about 1L of water. I also wash my hair with vinegar if I have to take a test--eliminates all the THC in your hair, along with any other drug. NOT an urban legend, it's true. I usually keep my hair short anyway.
Bits of this man's advice are wrong/pointless. Just sayin.
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Felinor said:
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tyler_0_durden said: Back when I first started smoking, only 36 hours. I thought I was going to fail a piss test because I had smoked a bowl at a party just a day and a half before, so I kept declining to take the piss test, which at that point they said "If you have nothing to hide then just take the test", so I did, really scared to do it too since I thought I would fail, but I passed. :-}
I rarely smoke a lot now (well, except for this past week, have had like three blunts a day lol), but yeah...only a few days for a casual smoker such as myself...smoking about 1-2 hits per day.
Of course, this is with a regimen I made up, combined with the workout Charlie Sheen does to get himself clean--you can find more information about it online, but this is what I took for supplements, etc.:
-multivitamins -niacin slow release 500mg -creatine 15g <-- THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. Combined with the fish oil, niacin, and lots of water it will clear out your entire system because it fills your tissues with water for an extended period of time. The niacin and the fish oil allow for THC to exit via release of fats from the fish oil into the bloodstream, through the kidneys, into the bladder, etc., you know what goes from there. -fish oil 1000mg
-Pomegranate, cranberry and blueberry juices in excess -Lots of water -Acai berry extract (very potent. makes your cranberry juice turn dark brown) -Lots of running
Keep in mind that my body fat is only at around 10% and I usually fast completely at night and drink about 1L of water. I also wash my hair with vinegar if I have to take a test--eliminates all the THC in your hair, along with any other drug. NOT an urban legend, it's true. I usually keep my hair short anyway.
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tyler_0_durden said: Back when I first started smoking, only 36 hours. I thought I was going to fail a piss test because I had smoked a bowl at a party just a day and a half before, so I kept declining to take the piss test, which at that point they said "If you have nothing to hide then just take the test", so I did, really scared to do it too since I thought I would fail, but I passed. :-}
I rarely smoke a lot now (well, except for this past week, have had like three blunts a day lol), but yeah...only a few days for a casual smoker such as myself...smoking about 1-2 hits per day.
Of course, this is with a regimen I made up, combined with the workout Charlie Sheen does to get himself clean--you can find more information about it online, but this is what I took for supplements, etc.:
-multivitamins -niacin slow release 500mg -creatine 15g <-- THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. Combined with the fish oil, niacin, and lots of water it will clear out your entire system because it fills your tissues with water for an extended period of time. The niacin and the fish oil allow for THC to exit via release of fats from the fish oil into the bloodstream, through the kidneys, into the bladder, etc., you know what goes from there. -fish oil 1000mg
-Pomegranate, cranberry and blueberry juices in excess -Lots of water -Acai berry extract (very potent. makes your cranberry juice turn dark brown) -Lots of running
Keep in mind that my body fat is only at around 10% and I usually fast completely at night and drink about 1L of water. I also wash my hair with vinegar if I have to take a test--eliminates all the THC in your hair, along with any other drug. NOT an urban legend, it's true. I usually keep my hair short anyway.
Bits of this man's advice are wrong/pointless. Just sayin.
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: tyler_0_durden]
#14380722 - 05/01/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Dude you got it down.
So the fish oil combo just sounds fascinating.
Where is this idea from?
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? *DELETED* [Re: Moronicus]
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: skatealex2]
#14381114 - 05/01/11 02:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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skatealex2 said: I was amazed, to be honest. After the first few pisses(which smelled like weed/bong water)
What did it taste like ?
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: TYL3R]
#14381135 - 05/01/11 02:59 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: skatealex2]
#14381200 - 05/01/11 03:33 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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annoying friends make thc leave your body pretty fast in my experience.
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: The Boat]
#14396258 - 05/03/11 07:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Almost one week no weed. intense
Edited by skatealex2 (05/03/11 07:32 PM)
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: skatealex2]
#14396299 - 05/03/11 07:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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if you've got a low body fat % working out and drinking lots of water for a week will help, if you're not in great shape, it's not gonna do to much, but it might get you in better shape! Just a side note, THC doesn't store in on the hair(where it could be washed away) it's part of the follicle and inside the hair. If they hair test you, chances are you're toast, that said hair testing is much more efficient for finding cocaine metabolites than thc...
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: skatealex2]
#14396312 - 05/03/11 07:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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3-4 days, didn't even need to cheat.
I was 16 at the time, didn't smoke daily and had a high metabolism.
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: Yacub]
#14396320 - 05/03/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I frequently cut myself, so pretty fast in those circumstances.
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left yuor body? [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
#14416471 - 05/07/11 07:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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woot woot passed piss test- 10 days no smoking. not sure if it was cause i drank a lot of water or not but it worked
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left your body? [Re: skatealex2]
#14416799 - 05/07/11 09:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Congrats.
I feel like the time it takes to pass a drug test for weed is always greatly exaggerated.
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left your body? [Re: wildchild68]
#14417253 - 05/07/11 11:13 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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takes me roughly three solid weeks to clear my system, lkots of water and excecise does the trick
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left your body? [Re: Smokeandtoke]
#14417305 - 05/07/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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i didnt read the thread just the title but for me
16 hours no shit of some grape ape but(140 pounds ) machine gunner in the Mojave (FT.IRWIN) every 2 weeks i was in field in 120+degrees average weight on me -150lbs of equipment
god damn i wish that didnt sound like bragging
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left your body? [Re: Micawber]
#14418671 - 05/08/11 09:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Micawber said: i didnt read the thread just the title but for me
16 hours no shit of some grape ape but(140 pounds ) machine gunner in the Mojave (FT.IRWIN) every 2 weeks i was in field in 120+degrees average weight on me -150lbs of equipment god damn i wish that didnt sound like bragging
Were you stationed there, or were you there for training ? My company got sent there a few times for training.
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left your body? [Re: skatealex2]
#14418695 - 05/08/11 09:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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it hasnt left my body in close to 10 years or so.. i wonder how long it will take. havent smoked in 3 days, plan on quitting
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left your body? [Re: Yacub]
#14418781 - 05/08/11 10:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Micawber said: i didnt read the thread just the title but for me
16 hours no shit of some grape ape but(140 pounds ) machine gunner in the Mojave (FT.IRWIN) every 2 weeks i was in field in 120+degrees average weight on me -150lbs of equipment god damn i wish that didnt sound like bragging
Were you stationed there, or were you there for training ? My company got sent there a few times for training.
I was with 2/11 ACR so ya stationed at that hell hole
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left your body? [Re: Micawber]
#14418974 - 05/08/11 10:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left your body? [Re: sporesmores420]
#14419661 - 05/08/11 01:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have a body fat under 10%, so even though I smoke several times, daily, my body flushes all cannabinoid metabolites within 1-2 weeks. Exercising has a big part to play with that as well.
Basically the faster you can refresh the fat deposits in your body, the faster you will be clean.
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Re: What's the fastest thc ever left your body? [Re: Acaterpillar]
#14420054 - 05/08/11 03:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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One time I ate a pot brownie and puked it up a couple hours later
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