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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Unexplained Disappearance
    #14380013 - 04/30/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

mine.

some may be wondering about my little break from the shroomery, well it
seems my tornado resistant town wasnt so tornado resistant this past week,
wednesday morning I awoke to a loud crack, a tree fell about 100 feet from
the house, shortly after I got a call from the school, a 60ft oak fell and
they lost power, it crushed a few cars in the process, and the whole town
was without power, seems there were a few dozen trees down around town, by
mid afternoon power was partially restored but later that evening the
storm warnings were announced, a supercell had spawned several tornadoes,
including an F4 that was a mile wide a few miles from me

My neighbor came over between the tornado warnings to check up on us, he
was finding debris from a home and some chicken houses all over his yard,
he was amazed that even without power I was able to brew coffee, cook food
and function like nothing was happening. the crazy part is that even with
all the windows in the house open not one of the candles so much as
flickered, all the wind at my house was at tree top level which is about
60 feet

in the aftermath of the storm I wandered the property to find only 3
pieces of sheet metal from the chicken houses had landed in one of the
lower pastures, no more fallen trees and no damage, we had almost no rain
from it and of course the low winds... now unlike a hurricane, there's no
calm eye in a tornado, it's like the whole of the storm just bypassed my
house, now my plan is to buy a thousand lottery tickets and then hit vegas
because I'm the luckiest fucker in the world


I've been doing a lot of storm clean up the last few days, the city park,
a local church and a few folks that cant afford to have a tree service
come do the work. a couple of my friends have lost their homes, one was
reported to have just disappeared the other was moved from it's
foundation, the house is intact but they cant just pick it up and set it
back where it was and they dont seem too keen on cutting grass in the
kitchen once a week


the cities surrounding me fared far worse than ours did so I dont blame
obama for not coming to visit me

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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14380023 - 04/30/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

glad you are okay
keep safe and live in love
:hug:


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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: 28064212]
    #14380032 - 04/30/11 10:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

crayzee

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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: 28064212]
    #14380035 - 04/30/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:inlove: Welcome back, glad you're still alive!


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Invisiblesandi
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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14380039 - 04/30/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Glad you are okay. Go buy those lottery tickets ASAP!!!


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Edited by sandi (05/22/11 05:37 AM)

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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: sandi]
    #14380057 - 04/30/11 10:52 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

always keep the windows open go in a bathtub, under a sturdy wood table or in a celler

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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Konyap]
    #14380068 - 04/30/11 10:55 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yo, Pris. Don't you go gettin' tornada-ed. I don't think I could troll the board with such ferocity if you were gone.

:datass:


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Shroomerette]
    #14380079 - 04/30/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomerette said:
:inlove: Welcome back, glad you're still alive!





I'm glad I'm alive too but for some reason I never felt like I was in any
danger, a mile wide tornado heading in my direction and wreaking havoc at
the end of my road it just didnt seem like it was legit. I wish I could
have panicked but I had to keep the kids calm

the fucked up part, after the 2 big warnings we got they announced that they
had opened a storm shelter in the city park of anyone wanted to get some
place safe I mean just how fucked up is that, tell everyone after the danger
to come stay safe in a cave... they closed the cities shelter for some
reason... maybe we just dont have enough bad weather to warrant having it

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Invisibleowls
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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14380086 - 04/30/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

thanks for the heads up, i was worried about you


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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Konyap]
    #14380094 - 04/30/11 11:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

aiyobro said:
always keep the windows open go in a bathtub, under a sturdy wood table or in a celler





windows are a must, equalize the pressure... we got a report on the radio
with the spotty reception that some a guy was moving his kids to their cellar
and when he went back for one he watched the wall get pulled off and his son
got sucked out into the tornado, about 20 minutes later the kid was knocking
on the door completely unharmed... the kid said all he knew was he was pulled
out of the house, saw a really bright light and the next thing he knew he was
laying in the grass so he walked back home

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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: owls]
    #14380099 - 04/30/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

That tornado didn't want to mess with you pris.

:sunny:


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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14380103 - 04/30/11 11:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah stuff like that does seem pretty surreal when it's happening I'm sure.  I bet a lot of those folks in Alabama felt about the same until their house started disintegrating around them :sad:.  I'd freak if I heard there was a tornado that big close to me though.

And lol at opening storm shelters after the storm, I'm sure that made everyone feel real safe.


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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Shroomerette]
    #14380110 - 04/30/11 11:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

dam dude this is horrible
fucking global warming causing all these tornado's
:grrr:
:grrr:
:grrr:
:grrr:
:grrr:
:grrr:


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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: owls]
    #14380115 - 04/30/11 11:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

owls said:
thanks for the heads up, i was worried about you





you know it's crazy but I was worried about you too...

I kept feeling I had to get on the shroomery and ban you for some reason :smirk:

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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Shroomerette]
    #14380121 - 04/30/11 11:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomerette said:
Yeah stuff like that does seem pretty surreal when it's happening I'm sure.  I bet a lot of those folks in Alabama felt about the same until their house started disintegrating around them :sad:.  I'd freak if I heard there was a tornado that big close to me though.

And lol at opening storm shelters after the storm, I'm sure that made everyone feel real safe.



Not to get off topic here, but Shroomerette, where you been? I guess that is kinda on topic. Nice to see you :awesome:


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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Coaster]
    #14380138 - 04/30/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Coaster said:
dam dude this is horrible
fucking global warming causing all these tornado's






some stupid liberal group already said that alabama got hit so hard because
they didnt believe in global warming, seems a lot like the godhatesfags bunch
but they're obama worshipers, not christians

now explain why there was a series of tornadoes almost this bad in 1935...
global warming?

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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Shroomerette]
    #14380161 - 04/30/11 11:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomerette said:
Yeah stuff like that does seem pretty surreal when it's happening I'm sure. 






surreal is a good description because it was unlike any other tornado event
I'd experienced, I was actually in 2 different buildings the same year that
were hit by a tornado and it was very obvious what was going on, I didnt get
the hail, the rain or the wind, just lost power and  shittier radio reception

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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14380164 - 04/30/11 11:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Prisoner#1 said:
Quote:

Coaster said:
dam dude this is horrible
fucking global warming causing all these tornado's




no that was just bad weather

some stupid liberal group already said that alabama got hit so hard because
they didnt believe in global warming, seems a lot like the godhatesfags bunch
but they're obama worshipers, not christians

now explain why there was a series of tornadoes almost this bad in 1935...
global warming?




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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Fungal-one]
    #14380168 - 04/30/11 11:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Fungal-one said:
Quote:

Shroomerette said:
Yeah stuff like that does seem pretty surreal when it's happening I'm sure.  I bet a lot of those folks in Alabama felt about the same until their house started disintegrating around them :sad:.  I'd freak if I heard there was a tornado that big close to me though.

And lol at opening storm shelters after the storm, I'm sure that made everyone feel real safe.



Not to get off topic here, but Shroomerette, where you been? I guess that is kinda on topic. Nice to see you :awesome:




Haha yeah it is kinda on topic, nothing storm related though.  Been a busy last few weeks for me because I got a temp job out of town and I've been trying to get everything moved out of my apartment whenever I have time.  I'm sooooo tired, getting up at 7am kicks my ass.  Not to mention lifting and transporting and scrubbing shit. *YAWN*


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Re: Unexplained Disappearance [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14380182 - 04/30/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You should take a perma break from moderating. The experience is liberating, I can tell ya from experience.


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