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Offlinenoticeofeviction
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Your anal sex experiences
    #14379622 - 04/30/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

What up y'all. So this girl I'm fucking is so down for the ass play she's pretty enthused to try some anal sex; it will be both of our first times...

Umm...

:bender:  :awetongue:  :borat:  :ranchydance:

Anyway... Give me tips and advice please. And share your experiences. I heard you shouldn't use any lube at all and you need to ram it up there as fast and as hard as you can as soon as you start, is this true?

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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: noticeofeviction] * 4
    #14379634 - 04/30/11 09:22 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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noticeofeviction said:
it will be both of our first times...





how cute it is that you believe her.

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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: California] * 1
    #14379662 - 04/30/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Shes fuckin someone else bro:lolsy:


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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #14379676 - 04/30/11 09:29 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

noticeofeviction said:
I heard you shouldn't use any lube at all and you need to ram it up there as fast and as hard as you can as soon as you start, is this true?




:rofl:  who have you been talking to a fucking rapist?:shoosh:


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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Blindtheeye]
    #14379682 - 04/30/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

the last time i had anal sex my orgasm was one of the best i ever had


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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Coaster]
    #14379693 - 04/30/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I actually did it last night. The gal really is tight anyway, so I really didn't find it any better... well it wasn't even really as good to be honest. I doubt I have any desire to do it again unless requested by the gal.


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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #14379702 - 04/30/11 09:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

interesting, :shrug:


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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: xpl0de]
    #14379709 - 04/30/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Um....I'm not gonna type everything out, but just read this and you'll be fine. Anal Sex Guide

Bottom line, if she doesn't like it, just stop. So many women end up hating it because some dude decided he knew how to do it LOL.


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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: xpl0de]
    #14379711 - 04/30/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

DSHSB


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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: sandi]
    #14379719 - 04/30/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Whatever guys, I'm maintaining the opinion that she hasn't tried it yet.

Also, I've had my finger up there, and made her cum like that once, and she was hella tight.

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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14379729 - 04/30/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I actually had a girl get really really irate at me because I kept insisting that she plug heroin. She eventually caved and let me administer it. I got a sneak peak of her vag from behind heheehhe. She really liked the h, she got high as fuck.


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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Coaster]
    #14379744 - 04/30/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

H...

:awehigh:






































:nonono:

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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #14379752 - 04/30/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I quit all opiates though. :coaster:


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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Coaster]
    #14379763 - 04/30/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

"allegedly"


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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Salomon]
    #14379769 - 04/30/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Less opiate talk more buttsex talk

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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #14379988 - 04/30/11 10:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

ITS HORRIBLE DONT MAKE HER DO THAT EVER EVER EVER


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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Shroomerette]
    #14379996 - 04/30/11 10:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

lmao.

DSHSB!


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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #14380001 - 04/30/11 10:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

noticeofeviction said:
Whatever guys, I'm maintaining the opinion that she hasn't tried it yet.

Also, I've had my finger up there, and made her cum like that once, and she was hella tight.




Take my advice and get a toy or use your fingers (a toy is better) and have her touch herself a little at the same time, or you can touch her (her clit). Work your way up to it. You don't want it tight when you're going in. Just have her keep touching herself but don't let her come and you should be fine since it sounds like she likes it. Once she comes you're fucked LOL...


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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: sandi]
    #14380024 - 04/30/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

yea its not something anyone could hop into it needs experiance and TLC, she must be a nasty bitch

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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: noticeofeviction]
    #14380027 - 04/30/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:shrug:

not so hot to me

it feels the same as a vagina, and any sense of dirtyness is lost, as I'm just thrusting

I do like rimming, though


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