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Your anal sex experiences
#14379622 - 04/30/11 09:20 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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What up y'all. So this girl I'm fucking is so down for the ass play she's pretty enthused to try some anal sex; it will be both of our first times...
Umm...
Anyway... Give me tips and advice please. And share your experiences. I heard you shouldn't use any lube at all and you need to ram it up there as fast and as hard as you can as soon as you start, is this true?
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noticeofeviction said: it will be both of our first times...
how cute it is that you believe her.
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: California] 1
#14379662 - 04/30/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shes fuckin someone else bro
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noticeofeviction said: I heard you shouldn't use any lube at all and you need to ram it up there as fast and as hard as you can as soon as you start, is this true?
who have you been talking to a fucking rapist?
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Blindtheeye]
#14379682 - 04/30/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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the last time i had anal sex my orgasm was one of the best i ever had
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Coaster]
#14379693 - 04/30/11 09:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I actually did it last night. The gal really is tight anyway, so I really didn't find it any better... well it wasn't even really as good to be honest. I doubt I have any desire to do it again unless requested by the gal.
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interesting,
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: xpl0de]
#14379709 - 04/30/11 09:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Um....I'm not gonna type everything out, but just read this and you'll be fine. Anal Sex Guide
Bottom line, if she doesn't like it, just stop. So many women end up hating it because some dude decided he knew how to do it LOL.
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: xpl0de]
#14379711 - 04/30/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: sandi]
#14379719 - 04/30/11 09:37 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Whatever guys, I'm maintaining the opinion that she hasn't tried it yet.
Also, I've had my finger up there, and made her cum like that once, and she was hella tight.
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I actually had a girl get really really irate at me because I kept insisting that she plug heroin. She eventually caved and let me administer it. I got a sneak peak of her vag from behind heheehhe. She really liked the h, she got high as fuck.
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Coaster]
#14379744 - 04/30/11 09:40 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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H...

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I quit all opiates though.
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Coaster]
#14379763 - 04/30/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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"allegedly"
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Salomon]
#14379769 - 04/30/11 09:43 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Less opiate talk more buttsex talk
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ITS HORRIBLE DONT MAKE HER DO THAT EVER EVER EVER
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lmao.
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noticeofeviction said: Whatever guys, I'm maintaining the opinion that she hasn't tried it yet.
Also, I've had my finger up there, and made her cum like that once, and she was hella tight.
Take my advice and get a toy or use your fingers (a toy is better) and have her touch herself a little at the same time, or you can touch her (her clit). Work your way up to it. You don't want it tight when you're going in. Just have her keep touching herself but don't let her come and you should be fine since it sounds like she likes it. Once she comes you're fucked LOL...
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: sandi]
#14380024 - 04/30/11 10:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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yea its not something anyone could hop into it needs experiance and TLC, she must be a nasty bitch
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not so hot to me
it feels the same as a vagina, and any sense of dirtyness is lost, as I'm just thrusting
I do like rimming, though
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Coaster] 1
#14380036 - 04/30/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Coaster said: I actually had a girl get really really irate at me because I kept insisting that she plug heroin. She eventually caved and let me administer it. I got a sneak peak of her vag from behind heheehhe. She really liked the h, she got high as fuck.
just reading this lets me know this isn't coaster
anyway DSHSB
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: DrMambo]
#14380041 - 04/30/11 10:49 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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anal can be gewd fun. There's so many guides out there, but basically lube and be gentle til she's all good. Rub her clit and see if her butt tenses up, if it does don't do that while tryin to slip in. If she relaxes when you do it, she'll LOVE if you rub her clit while you slip in
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: DrMambo]
#14380064 - 04/30/11 10:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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This should be in the sexuality forum. Anyway, I'm kinda torn on the whole ass thing (luckily not in the "my asshole is torn" kind of way). I have been with a couple of guys who have attempted to DSMSB, but only 1 was able to put the whole thing in without it hurting tremendously. There have been a couple of times when I was drunk and the guy I was with licked my ass, and I came harder than I ever have in my life. & I've never done it before, but I'm extremely tempted to eat my current bf's ass out. He's got the hottest ass I have ever seen, and from what he's told me, he's experimented with sticking stuff up there before. So, basically I want to eat his ass not only because he's extraordinarily hot, and has the most beautiful ass I've ever seen, but because I want to give him the biggest orgasm of his life. I'm kinda nervous to do it though. It's something I've never done, so II don't know how to loosen myself up to the thought of it before sexytime.
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Legend]
#14380066 - 04/30/11 10:55 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol how come?
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: bbl337]
#14380084 - 04/30/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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she has to be in a sitting position like doggy style too or she'll snap off your cock
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Coaster]
#14380123 - 04/30/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Coaster said: lol how come? 
How come what? What what in the butt?
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I've had several gf's and an ex-wife that loved it in the ass. It's okay, but I like teh snatch better.
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Fungal-one]
#14380175 - 04/30/11 11:16 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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oh gawd it's horrible who would enjoy that
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There's something taboo about the ass that inherently makes it more erogenous to me. Then again I watch a lot of porn, and it kind of grosses me out when I see too much anal sex. It looks kind of revolting to me when an asshole is open too wide.
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Yah I get the whole "taboo" thing, but.....the way it feels....I DO NOT like it and I'm pretty sure I never will. Yuck yuck ow ow.
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Shroomerette said: oh gawd it's horrible who would enjoy that 
i happen to enjoy it. i happen to enjoy it a lot. its pretty far from horrible in my book.
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: frisky_]
#14381095 - 05/01/11 02:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't know if this has been said, but you should...
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: frisky_]
#14381101 - 05/01/11 02:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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frisky_ said:
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Shroomerette said: oh gawd it's horrible who would enjoy that 
i happen to enjoy it. i happen to enjoy it a lot. its pretty far from horrible in my book.
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KrishnaDreamer said: DSHSB
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: The Boat]
#14381188 - 05/01/11 03:27 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The Boat said:
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KrishnaDreamer said: DSHSB
This is the only thread where this reply is actually appropriate.
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Coaster]
#14381441 - 05/01/11 06:25 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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the last time i had anal sex my orgasm was one of the best i ever had
I guess he got your prostate good then eh
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noticeofeviction said: What up y'all. So this girl I'm fucking is so down for the ass play she's pretty enthused to try some anal sex; it will be both of our first times...
I heard you shouldn't use any lube at all and you need to ram it up there as fast and as hard as you can as soon as you start, is this true?
It looks like it's the first time your having a sexual experience at all man. How would you like it if someone just shoved an erected dick up your ass??
Anyway, anal sex is much more pleasurable to men then women, since we don't have a prostate, ya know?? The funny thing is most men won't think twice about giving someone anal but it's unthinkable for them to receive it, which is the same as asking someone to be open about sex but not being themselves open to new experiences. Men who have experienced it say it's one of the best orgasms they can have.
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: pouihi]
#14381458 - 05/01/11 06:31 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Time for a strapon revenge pouihi
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Asante]
#14381477 - 05/01/11 06:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: pouihi]
#14381550 - 05/01/11 07:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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only certain drugs will provoke this behavior in me, mainly cocaine & sometimes ecstasy. and at the time it can be great, but i will regret it after. so my BF isnt much into it
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Shroomerette said: ITS HORRIBLE DONT MAKE HER DO THAT EVER EVER EVER
It's horrible, but this made me lol pretty hard.
It's obvious that some dude somewhere did not take the time to attempt this correctly on poor Shroomerette.
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: DrMambo]
#14381845 - 05/01/11 09:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Tried it. Kinky yes.....but the whole "backswing" pushing me out faster was weird
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It's all good and well until somebody poops on the bed.
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: biff]
#14382404 - 05/01/11 12:33 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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biff said: It's all good and well until somebody poops on the bed.
then it really heats up
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Re: Your anal sex experiences [Re: Salomon]
#14382439 - 05/01/11 12:41 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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