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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14377053 - 04/30/11 11:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I will be knocking up these jars later today but first some help please what do i do about this?
I know common sense and alot of threads say just shake it but I have read some threads where people say shaking the needle is bad I would just like some quick input.



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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14377084 - 04/30/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I will be knocking up these jars later today but first some help please what do i do about this?







Create a still air box or glove box. Sterilize the inside of the box. Wipe the syringe down with alcohol. Place your syringe in the box. Remove the syringe's cap. Flame sterilize the needle. Draw air from glove box into the syringe. Shake like hell. Inoculate your jars.


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14377088 - 04/30/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:picard:

shake it and it should be tittle extra retarded noob


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: trekie]
    #14377133 - 04/30/11 11:30 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Im not on here to fight with anybody I made it a point to show the clearly wrong approach I took, that being said now I just want to be extra careful and since I have seen plenty of contradictory information I rather ask than mess up again.


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14377140 - 04/30/11 11:33 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry for being a dick im in a horrid mood and sometimes I take it out on others.

Use these link here they are all pretty good also check out the noobs guide at the top of the page


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14377168 - 04/30/11 11:40 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Lol so much for extra intelligent, nobbie! Roflmfbao


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14377206 - 04/30/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

@healing thnx but I dont have anything to use as a box and I dont want to go out and buy a fish tank. This is what I was thinking. as seen below my master shower has a glass enclosure. I taped some plastic bags up top to close it off, turned off the master bedroom ac, I wiped everything down in there and finally sprayed the whole bathroom with disinfecting spray and I am letting it sit for the next 30 mins or so. I will be dressing up in some disposable painting coveralls, a professional painters mask, a hair net and some sterile gloves. Should this be enough, anything else I should think of?



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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14377218 - 04/30/11 11:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

its cool, I mean I was being a retard but hopefully that will deter some other people from doing the same thing.


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14377240 - 04/30/11 11:56 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This thread =  :winning:

Whys this in mush cult? Cant this shit be moved to grow logs or something.


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14377258 - 04/30/11 11:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I will be dressing up in some disposable painting coveralls, a professional painters mask, a hair net and some sterile gloves. Should this be enough, anything else I should think of?





Skip the coveralls, hair net and painter's mask.

Wear freshly laundered clothing and sterile gloves.


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: healing]
    #14377348 - 04/30/11 12:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Newbie here too.  Are you adding water to the rye after you soak and simmer? What's your amount your putting in each jars or ratio of Grain n water? I'm about to be using quart jars. And did you shake n inspect after sterilizing to loosen grain? Just about to be doin the same thing as you even using cambodian too.    Let me know how everything. Turns out

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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14377448 - 04/30/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

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I have read some threads where people say shaking the needle is bad





i cant find these.

got any links?


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14377637 - 04/30/11 01:14 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Look I'm a newbie here as well and your not going to get helpful replys when you act like a concieted dick or ask questions that have been asked a million times. 

I'm pretty new here but I never see newbs get trashed unless there asking stupid questions and obvously not putting there time into research.  I am on my third grow w/ 100% sucess rate so far just from following established teks.

And I don't think this is a grow guide,  its a grow log so its in the wrong forum.


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: diegotheslinger]
    #14378108 - 04/30/11 02:50 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

first off I realize im in the wrong section if somebody can please tell me how to move this thread it would help. number two it was a joke and a warning for all those newbies that just come on here read for 30 mins decide they want to grow and do dumb stuff, i spent countless hours reading hence the reason I know rye grain will work better for me, I knew I had to soak it for 30 hours instead of 24 by putting it in the fridge while I was busy so they would not germinate the seeds, i read the pf tek saw videos, read about bulk substrate, how it looks and everything from a to z ok but when I want to make sure I ask, no I cannot find the threads where they said it was a bad Idea to shake the needle, I cant find it because I have read literally hundreds of threads and its not easy remembering exactly the search i did for that info. Anybody can make a mistake like falling asleep. I thought of it as a chance to offer a warning to those people that eat shit because I was eating shit instead of paying attention to the stove like I should have. I have invested alot of time into reading however one thing I have learned in life and was reinforced last night with the burning of the rye is that its better to make sure a million times than to leave it to chance.


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14379389 - 04/30/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Like I said before, 30 hours of soaking is 5 or 6 times too long.  Jesus, we're trying to help.  Kinda.


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: scienceguy]
    #14379453 - 04/30/11 08:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Is this enigma :laugh2:

Or any relation to him what so ever?


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: Mr. Anderson]
    #14379753 - 04/30/11 09:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

thats why i asked the needle thing theres too much conflicting information, a lot of the posts I read said between 12 - 24hrs soaking if you got busy you could put it in the fridge to slow it down, I got really busy because my apartment is being painted hence the reason I have all the painting supplies. I now know its too much time because I spent a good while picking out burst kernels even after figuring out a quick way to get them out, I would say maybe a 8% after pressure cooking I also observed a few kernels inside had split slightly not full like before. I decided to go ahead and just finish because I am starting off with just 6 jars and it doesnt look that bad. I taped the top of my bathroom like i said I would. Turned off Master Suite AC to keep anything from being stirred up, Laid out some clean towels, put on top lighter, sealed bandages, still unopened PC, the box where I am going to put the jars and a small stool, I wiped everything down and oversprayed air sanitizer which kills 99.99% of everything then waited 30 mins for all air to settle. I also tried to sterilize the entire bathroom by spraying sanitizer. I closed all doors in bathroom exited and closed the main bathroom door. Put on some clean clothes sat down slowly inside shower, again waited for air to settle maybe 3 mins. I opened the Cambodian syringe put on the needle and then fire sterilized the tip, after inoculating each jar I fire sterilized the needle and placed a band-aid over the hole. I put app. 1cc in each jar and then shook them to get even coverage inside.



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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14381542 - 05/01/11 07:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:picard:

You dont know how to read or listen do you?


find a tek in one of the trusted links many people provided you and follow it to a T.



A shower is not a glove box and the band-aid thing is asking for fail im done with you


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Re: 1st time growers guide for the extra Intelligent newbie [Re: burnoutfrom81st]
    #14381669 - 05/01/11 07:19 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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Before you make another 'growers guide' for 'extra intelligent' people, get some of the failure out of your system by following procedures laid out by those who have been doing this stuff for decades.  Once you actually can grow a mushroom, you'll be able to talk down to those who haven't, if that's what floats your boat.
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