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So I just had an Alien Encounter and Found 5 Space Ship's
    #14378930 - 04/30/11 06:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ok so i was out in my yard at night when i seen 5 balls of lights swirling around, i immediately thought UFO by the way they were moving so I shot all of them down.  When I get close to inspect them I notice they arn't glowing anymore, its dark out so I figuer ill take them inside to inspect them.  As I pick them up I notice they feel like ceramic.

Inside under lights I inspect them, I notice they aren't actually round but are square.  I get out some tools to find out whats inside.  The top comes off of the bottom and I see a blue round ball inside.  I pull the top off and notice the worst smell ever as I stair at a brown liquid.  I notice there is another cover to this blue ball, so I just pick the whole thing up and try to see whats inside as a side of caution.  And thats when I see my first Alien, its face looked very similar to a gerbil but it sat in a pool of liquid and had lost all its fur on its body except its face.

Thats when it hit me, i thought how is a gerbil flying a space ship.  I looked around and didn't see any kind of openings on the haul of the ship, it was completely sealed shut.  This gerbil looking thing had no cockpit, just his prison cell that was consumed with an ungodly smell.  I came to the conclusion that this gerbil trapped inside of this shell, couldn't bear the smell anymore and tried to "ascend".  The haul of the ship must have been made of a special material designed to hold its "soul" if you will so that it stayed in that state and never truely ascended and this allowed it to fly and travel the universe.

Then it really hit me, something so powerful and unbearing, i felt a rumbling in my stomach followed by much pain, and thats when i woke up and ran to the bathroom where ironically 5 ships were launched


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Re: So I just had an Alien Encounter and Found 5 Space Ship's [Re: makaveli8x8] * 1
    #14378952 - 04/30/11 06:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

all this and no pictures?

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Re: So I just had an Alien Encounter and Found 5 Space Ship's [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14378960 - 04/30/11 06:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

i know such a letdown:facepalm:  I was just glad these aliens were gone


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