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Invisibleunam sanctum
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So....Maybe I should have walked?
    #14378018 - 04/30/11 02:33 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah you guessed it...I was drunk.  I think the bad vibes all started with mixing wine with early times.  No, not in the same glass silly...but still- not smart.  So the party is dying down around 4 in the a.m. and my options are plop on the couch, or ride my bike home.  As judgment is always the first thing that goes missing, I chose to ride.  As motor skills are the second, you see the results.  Still picking asphalt out of my face.....


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InvisibleCalifornia
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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: unam sanctum]
    #14378033 - 04/30/11 02:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it looks like you went over the handlebars.

roadrash is fun!

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OfflineCoaster
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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: California]
    #14378040 - 04/30/11 02:37 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

wow u could have gotten a dui
u got lucky i say


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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: California]
    #14378044 - 04/30/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

You'll live hun, its a long ways from your heart.


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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: unam sanctum]
    #14378053 - 04/30/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Drunkenness and bikes very rarely work well together. I've been in that exact same situation and pretty much got the same result a couple years ago leaving a friends party.:smirk:

MAKE IT A LESSON LEARNED!

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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: Superide]
    #14378061 - 04/30/11 02:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

duck and roll

duck and roll


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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: unam sanctum]
    #14378063 - 04/30/11 02:43 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Awesome story with pic! :thumbup:

Happened to my mom once. Crashed her bike into a hedge on her way home from the bar.


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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: Superide]
    #14378073 - 04/30/11 02:44 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

OWNED :stupid:


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I've become desensitized to these types of occurrences thus far. Yet, there lies a sensation of bitter disappointment embedded within.

  FINE YOU IMBECILE; SUFFER!! IT IS YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE HURTING. NOTHING IS DETERRING YOU FROM ATTAINING THAT OF WHICH YOU INHERENTLY CRAVE. YOU HAVE LET THEM TAKE OVER YOUR MIND, YOU ARE NO LONGER IN CONTROL, YOU NEVER WERE.

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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: unam sanctum]
    #14378160 - 04/30/11 03:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:thousandisland:

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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14378167 - 04/30/11 03:06 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:dumbass: Does nobody realize that drinking and driving isn't a smart decision?

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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14378199 - 04/30/11 03:12 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Nah, it's cool brah. Only fools die anyway.  :sheen:

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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14378244 - 04/30/11 03:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:loudnoises:

That must've hurt


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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: unam sanctum]
    #14378269 - 04/30/11 03:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I hate falling down drunk. The feeling of eating shit and not even realizing it's happening until your face is already sliding in the pavement is gnarly.


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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: muistrue]
    #14378302 - 04/30/11 03:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Glad you're okay...well, you'll be okay.


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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: sandi]
    #14378332 - 04/30/11 03:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I drink and ride my bike all the time AND I have no brakes.  Haven't fallen yet but I can see it happening lol, get well soon

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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: PreparationH]
    #14378352 - 04/30/11 03:42 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

If I did something like this I would never tell anyone. Not a fan of letting people know how irresponsible I can be.  Nothing to do with bad vibes and everything to do with drinking too much with no plan for later in the evening. 

Alcohol is the most dangerous drug of all and yet everywhere I go I see people that will never let themselves touch heroin or coke drinking until they black out.

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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: Halsfield]
    #14378377 - 04/30/11 03:47 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:shrug: I'd post it :lol:

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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: PreparationH]
    #14378425 - 04/30/11 04:01 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

did that long boarding down a huge hill the the ATM... wrists hurt sooo bad  :shakennotstirred:


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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: pescadorabioso]
    #14378593 - 04/30/11 04:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

oooohhh.... thats a shiner. :omgz:


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Re: So....Maybe I should have walked? [Re: Halsfield] * 2
    #14378648 - 04/30/11 05:04 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Halsfield said:
If I did something like this I would never tell anyone. Not a fan of letting people know how irresponsible I can be.



He was on a fucking bike, he was not doing anything wrong regardless if the numb skull police still call it a dui, in the situation of a drunk person riding a bike the only one whos gonna get hurt is the rider no one else.


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