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thelivingfreekshow
Fuck You



Registered: 02/07/11
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RealRollForever said: drop it
SIR, YES SIR!!!
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cosmic_explorer
David



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I'd ask him if he'd ever heard about mycology... If he has your on the right track to talking about it. If he hasn't you can just say you knew someone looking at getting a degree in it or something ha.
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OmnerMG
Illusion Weaver



Registered: 02/26/11
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Last night we're locking things up and I say I'm gonna have to come in on Saturday because I couldn't focus and had end of the month stuff to finish. He asks if I can pick up some more stuff from his house and save him trip.
When I went over he said I'd been acting weird and asked if I was on drugs. I almost shit myself. I told him no just stress. He asked if I've ever tried taking anything to calm me down. Again I told home no I was clean.
He looked me in the eyes and asked: if I lit a bowl would you hit it? No non-stoners talk like that. I said I might.
So we went down to his theater room and smoked out of his volcano! Freaked me the fuck out! I have never had that much anxiety when smoking, but it was with my mother fucking boss.
He said he saw me reading Shroomery on my lunch break a couple weeks back and had been tryin to get me to break since then. Neither of us discussed cultivation. Just kinda gave a little head nod and moved on to the next subject.
Fuckin a, man.
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lil_demented
Loner will lone


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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14376966 - 04/30/11 10:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Nice. You better not be
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Doc_T
Random Dude




Registered: 03/06/09
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Loc: Colorado
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lil_demented said: Nice. You better not be 
Agreed.
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thissongis
Stranger Danger



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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Doc_T]
#14377002 - 04/30/11 10:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lol either you bitched out and was completely wrong or you have a motherfucking bitchin ass boss.
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lil_demented
Loner will lone


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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG]
#14377020 - 04/30/11 11:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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If this is a troll, please do me a favor and never tell me. 
Cause this is the best story I've heard in a while!
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beautifuldowngrade
Evil Friend

Registered: 04/26/11
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SprewellSleeve said: Am I the only one who was wondering if this thread was about his boss growing in height?
No you're not
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trekie
Metal man


Registered: 05/11/09
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Ive smoked with my boss and employees many times. 
But then again the restaurant industry is a different beast then most jobs.
Hell used to drink and blaze all day at work during my 12-14 hour shifts.
Dont do that any more getting a bit older.
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OmnerMG
Illusion Weaver



Registered: 02/26/11
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Thank you for thinking I'm that creative, I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to.
And yea I agree the restaurant industry is different, got high with all my coworkers there. I have at fast food jobs, call centers, moving pipe in the fields, and selling body jewelry, but all theses you pretty much have to. But after 6 years of working at this bank it's only the second time with a coworker, and the first wasn't a superior.
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mongo lloyd
Lone Free Ranger



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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: trekie]
#14377651 - 04/30/11 01:17 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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One of the best threads I've read recently. And it actually seems to be coming through with the goods! Unlike the lemon tekked ounce thread
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nice1
Not the droid your looking for



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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: OmnerMG] 1
#14377753 - 04/30/11 01:36 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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OmnerMG said: Thank you for thinking I'm that creative, I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to.

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Illusion Weaver
Under OPs name
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lil_demented
Loner will lone


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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: nice1]
#14377773 - 04/30/11 01:39 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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nice1 said:

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Illusion Weaver
Under OPs name
Now I don't know how to feel 
Good thing
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Mad_Larkin

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bbox244
Legally Insane



Registered: 03/17/11
Posts: 205
Loc: USA
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: Mad_Larkin] 2
#14378442 - 04/30/11 04:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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If he ever tells you hes growin, fine. Say you were looking at shroomery to read about the shrooms you took a few weeks ago. But, under no circumstances EVER TELL ANYONE you grow. Also, if he does tell you, he can never piss you off or fire you, so thats a good thing too. But, thats an asshole move, even though it's true. Even so, still, never never tell him. Get into that habit. I'm one of the "experienced" people on this board. No one knows anything about anything that I do. I like it that way. I never talk on phones of any kind, never use unencrypted email to talk to the ones I need to talk to, never use credit cards for anything except normal people things. Just look like a banker, act like a banker, and to be honest, surfing shroomery from a bank is crazy man, all big corps have transparent proxies now, especially banks, so they know exactly what sites you use. If you want to surf stealth from your work, you have to use an SSL/SSH proxy in your browser, if you have the perms to setup your browser to do so. Thats the only way to do it from work. And no, regular anonymous public proxies don't do shit, you'll still get busted. The only way is with an encrypted proxy. I've diverged, back to my main point, never tell him man, even if he shows you his whole deal, don't say a word. In the world, we call it MAD, Mutually Assured Destruction. If he tells you, you have the nukes and he has the wooden boat. If you tell him and he doesn't tell you, he's got the nukes and you have the wooden boat. If you tell each other, MAD exists and you can fuck each other anytime. Intentionally, or accidentally. It's not worth the risk. The ideal scenario is if he never tells you and you never tell him. No MAD, no nukes on one side, no problems. I haven't been on this board long, but I've been around, you digg? If you don't want to pay for an SSH/Proxy service like BP Socks High Speed SSH Proxy Which I use, you can get the same effect with an SSL free proxy service, you can use this without any additional software (ssh), or the need to reconfigure anything. Everything is done over SSL, so no snooping will reveal anything about what you are surfing. Check out The Cloak SSL Proxy Later,
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The Boat
Stoner with a boner


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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: bbox244]
#14378619 - 04/30/11 04:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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black mail him
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The Boat
Stoner with a boner


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SprewellSleeve said: Am I the only one who was wondering if this thread was about his boss growing in height?
lol no
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OmnerMG
Illusion Weaver



Registered: 02/26/11
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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: bbox244]
#14379046 - 04/30/11 07:05 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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bbox244 said: Just look like a banker, act like a banker, and to be honest, surfing shroomery from a bank is crazy man, all big corps have transparent proxies now, especially banks, so they know exactly what sites you use.
Oh no, I wasn't using a work computer, personal laptop. Thanks for the info though, have been working on my old laptop cause my new one doesn't have a proxy on her.
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Bipolarbear
Stranger with candy



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Re: Is my boss growing? [Re: The Boat]
#14379060 - 04/30/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 9 months ago) |
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The Boat said: black mail him 
and this is exactly why I would never tell or let on to any of my co-workers or employees that I do any such thing. This right here.
Hopefully you're cool OP and you wouldn't even consider some shit like that but I don't put it past many people to not consider that. Fucking vultures.
Regardless if the poster was kidding or not I have seen situations like that play out. Scumbags who would even think it.
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