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OfflineCosmicFool
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Re: Earliest memory of yourself? [Re: Coaster]
    #14377047 - 04/30/11 11:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I remember sucking dick in preschool.




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Re: Earliest memory of yourself? [Re: CosmicFool]
    #14377085 - 04/30/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

In the third grade I had some little preschooler suck my dick in the bathrooms.


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Re: Earliest memory of yourself? [Re: PreparationH]
    #14377106 - 04/30/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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preschooler



La gender?


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Re: Earliest memory of yourself? [Re: kaste]
    #14377171 - 04/30/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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OfflineCoaster
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Re: Earliest memory of yourself? [Re: PreparationH]
    #14377186 - 04/30/11 11:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i sucked his dick on the playground after he sucked mine
it was innocent harmless bonding


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Re: Earliest memory of yourself? [Re: Coaster]
    #14377192 - 04/30/11 11:46 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

As long as you guys agree to be friends afterwards. Thats a very adult thing to do.


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Re: Earliest memory of yourself? [Re: lil_demented]
    #14377202 - 04/30/11 11:48 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Ended with spitting in there palms and shaking on it.


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Re: Earliest memory of yourself? *DELETED* [Re: lil_demented]
    #14377208 - 04/30/11 11:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: Earliest memory of yourself? [Re: flameclown]
    #14377386 - 04/30/11 12:24 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I remember my grandmother giving me a bath and changing my diaper. Also going to the park near her townhouse and there were swans in a pond under a small bridge. I remember being upset because I had to go to bed and my sister ( a year older ) got to stay up and have a burping contest with my dad. This was all before age 2 & 1/2. I know this because we moved to another state at that age. I actually remember a lot more from that time.

Edit: I also remember one Sunday morning,taking my diaper off and shitting on the mat by the front door. It had to be a Sunday because my mom wasn't there and my dad was watching me. This only happened on Sunday. I was somewhere between 1 and 2.


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Re: Earliest memory of yourself? [Re: kaste]
    #14379287 - 04/30/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I remember many things from when I was in diapers, a few memories from my
crib with the dogs poking their noses in and me slapping them, one where my
brother and I climbed a 16 foot wooden fence to see what was on the other
side, once my father was outside working in the hard and there was a bird on
our fence, I sneaked up on it, slow and cautious and caught it by it's legs,
I went and showed it to my dad and he said I couldnt have caught it if it
were able to fly, I let go and it flew away

I remember every baby sitter I had, even getting spanked by 2 of them, momma
stubbs, I didnt like her, she spanked me for touching a cactus and getting
spines in my finger... she was my first baby sitter, the second was named
dora, she had two daughters, one was a redhead named brenda, the other was
darlene, they lived in the same trailer park as momma stubbs, just a few
doors up, anyway we used to walk to the store and get cokes and candy bars
all the time, they were 10 cents, the old man at the store was a nutty old
fart but instead of popping the top off he's poke a hole in the top

I can still show you where the trailer park and the store were located
even though it hasnt been there in almost 40 years, I can still show you
where every house i ever lived in was


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Re: Earliest memory of yourself? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14379314 - 04/30/11 08:08 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Crawling on my parent's bed when I was like 2 or 3. It was a good time.


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