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Offlineskiddy
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You know your a junkie when......
    #14376137 - 04/30/11 05:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You know your a junkie when a vein in your penis looks like a good option.

Now its your turn shroomery peeps.


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Transeski : colonizing
Orrisa : colonizing
Mex a : colonizing

You're not a mycologist just because you grow mushrooms.


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy]
    #14376141 - 04/30/11 05:07 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

When you're doing shit like this:

Wind on to about 6:30.


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Offlinemongo lloyd
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 3
    #14376163 - 04/30/11 05:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You know you're a junkie when you have an addiction to heroin.


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14376165 - 04/30/11 05:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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OfflineSTR80180
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mad_Larkin] * 1
    #14376185 - 04/30/11 05:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You know your a junkie when you accuse the paramedic that gave you an adrenaline shot of blowing your hit


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Offlinenice1
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy]
    #14376192 - 04/30/11 05:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

lol

or you wake up and theres a line of oxy on a plate waiting before u even have a coffee :undecided: i should be ashamed but i'm not


The bain of being a poly drug addict - the time to face the demons comes fast but not yet - always time for another hit

My stash is looking to healthy at the moment - need to chuck it away - got like 24 dexamphets, a strip of ambiens, some OC80's, a bit of hash and I'm supposed to be quitting :grin: :rail2:


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Offlineskiddy
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: nice1]
    #14376218 - 04/30/11 06:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If the directions don't say 'may cause drowsiness you wont take it

When Somone overdoses and you say were can I get some of thy dope.


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PESH : Pinning
Transeski : colonizing
Orrisa : colonizing
Mex a : colonizing

You're not a mycologist just because you grow mushrooms.


Edited by skiddy (04/30/11 06:20 AM)


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy]
    #14376223 - 04/30/11 06:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

When you're behind a dumpster sucking an obese 57 year olds dick for four dollars and 38 cents, more than once a night.


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy]
    #14376248 - 04/30/11 06:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

skiddy said:
You know your a junkie when...



you think about how easy it would be to give a :blowjob: for :money:

or

put on a WebCam show in Cosplay hooked up to a paypal account...
i still think about how easy that would be :naughty:


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Invisibleblewmeanie
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14376263 - 04/30/11 06:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, but you could also sexy yourself up and marry some rich nerdy dude. That seems like it'd be way more lucrative.


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OfflineTrustYourSelf
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mello Kitty] * 1
    #14376270 - 04/30/11 06:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Opiates blow.


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OfflineMello KittyS
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14376277 - 04/30/11 07:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

but seriously tho, see how much they can make simply by teasing guys on camera? :hissyfit:


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mello Kitty]
    #14376279 - 04/30/11 07:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Do they make a lot? I really don't know. I imagine that sort of thing is probably not very emotionally healthy in the long run.


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Offlineskiddy
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: TrustYourSelf]
    #14376292 - 04/30/11 07:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Edit you know your a junkie when you eat icecream with a fork cause there's no spoons left :laugh:


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PESH : Pinning
Transeski : colonizing
Orrisa : colonizing
Mex a : colonizing

You're not a mycologist just because you grow mushrooms.


Edited by skiddy (04/30/11 07:18 AM)


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy] * 2
    #14376359 - 04/30/11 07:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Btw everyone, it's "you're".


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14376383 - 04/30/11 07:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You know you're a junkie when you suck dick for crack


Edited by skatealex2 (04/30/11 07:55 AM)


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skatealex2]
    #14376391 - 04/30/11 07:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

YOU'RE*


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy]
    #14379021 - 04/30/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

when you steal from your little sister, pawn her guitar, steal from the entire family, and can't NOT tell a lie

:sad:


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14379069 - 04/30/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
When you're doing shit like this:

Wind on to about 6:30.




holy fucking shit, i cringed at watching them shove that needle in and wiggle it around trying to find a vein.
And that blank stare on the dude's face having the seizure gave me chills.
I though that guy was going to say No don't be doing these drugs anymore man, but nope he said Maybe you should separate your crack and heroin by a couple of hours. :facepalm:


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy] * 1
    #14379213 - 04/30/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

.....When you berate the ODD forum for not appreciating the increased bio-availibility of plugging your droogz up your poop chute, and claiming that it's only because they're homophobic.


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Yacub]
    #14379232 - 04/30/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you're  :winning1:


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OfflineThe Vapor
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: gabbaganchi]
    #14379351 - 04/30/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

When you have ice in your ass and pussy?


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: gabbaganchi]
    #14379387 - 04/30/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You've puked up your own feces.
When you can puke while walking and go back to a straight face.
When you can puke with a straight face.

When you can hit a vein, while drunk in a dark room, standing up.
When you have a tattoo over the crook of your elbow.
When said tattoo is kanji for poison.
When you only got a gook tat because it's shape covered your track marks.


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InvisibleTTT
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: The Vapor]
    #14379393 - 04/30/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

When you make a thread like this and contribute several times


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Offlineskiddy
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: TTT]
    #14380740 - 05/01/11 01:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Some of these are funny...


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PESH : Pinning
Transeski : colonizing
Orrisa : colonizing
Mex a : colonizing

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OfflinePeterGriffin467
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy]
    #14380836 - 05/01/11 01:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You know you're an E-Junkie attention whore when u makes threads like this to bolster your internet hardcore E junkie status


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InvisibleMad_Larkin

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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Legend]
    #14380938 - 05/01/11 01:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

legit27 said:
Quote:

Mad_Larkin said:
When you're doing shit like this:

Wind on to about 6:30.




holy fucking shit, i cringed at watching them shove that needle in and wiggle it around trying to find a vein.
And that blank stare on the dude's face having the seizure gave me chills.
I though that guy was going to say No don't be doing these drugs anymore man, but nope he said Maybe you should separate your crack and heroin by a couple of hours. :facepalm:




Yeah, I thought the guy was a goner. Horrible.


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
    #14381177 - 05/01/11 03:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

When balloons at a kids birthday party look like pinatas.

When your needle gets used more then your forks.


When there's a rainbow stain on your white t shirt from all the coatings of oxys you've sucked off and wiped there.

When you get pills for people, you suck them off before they get their goods.

^^^^^ People or the outside of pills, whichever youre more desperate for.

When stealing 100 dollars from your dying mother, shooting up in a tent, selling fake mushrooms and opium and chalk powder to "custies".......just isn't fun anymore.


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