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skiddy
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You know your a junkie when......
#14376137 - 04/30/11 05:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You know your a junkie when a vein in your penis looks like a good option.
Now its your turn shroomery peeps.
-------------------- PESH : Pinning Transeski : colonizing Orrisa : colonizing Mex a : colonizing You're not a mycologist just because you grow mushrooms.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy]
#14376141 - 04/30/11 05:07 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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When you're doing shit like this:
Wind on to about 6:30.
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mongo lloyd
Lone Free Ranger



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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mad_Larkin] 3
#14376163 - 04/30/11 05:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You know you're a junkie when you have an addiction to heroin.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: mongo lloyd]
#14376165 - 04/30/11 05:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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STR80180
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mad_Larkin] 1
#14376185 - 04/30/11 05:44 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You know your a junkie when you accuse the paramedic that gave you an adrenaline shot of blowing your hit
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nice1
Not the droid your looking for



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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy]
#14376192 - 04/30/11 05:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol
or you wake up and theres a line of oxy on a plate waiting before u even have a coffee i should be ashamed but i'm not
The bain of being a poly drug addict - the time to face the demons comes fast but not yet - always time for another hit
My stash is looking to healthy at the moment - need to chuck it away - got like 24 dexamphets, a strip of ambiens, some OC80's, a bit of hash and I'm supposed to be quitting
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skiddy
RockStar


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: nice1]
#14376218 - 04/30/11 06:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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If the directions don't say 'may cause drowsiness you wont take it
When Somone overdoses and you say were can I get some of thy dope.
-------------------- PESH : Pinning Transeski : colonizing Orrisa : colonizing Mex a : colonizing You're not a mycologist just because you grow mushrooms.
Edited by skiddy (04/30/11 06:20 AM)
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blewmeanie




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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy]
#14376223 - 04/30/11 06:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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When you're behind a dumpster sucking an obese 57 year olds dick for four dollars and 38 cents, more than once a night.
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Mello Kitty
Beautiful Burnout



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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy]
#14376248 - 04/30/11 06:47 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
skiddy said: You know your a junkie when...
you think about how easy it would be to give a for 
or
put on a WebCam show in Cosplay hooked up to a paypal account... i still think about how easy that would be
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blewmeanie




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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14376263 - 04/30/11 06:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, but you could also sexy yourself up and marry some rich nerdy dude. That seems like it'd be way more lucrative.
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TrustYourSelf
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mello Kitty] 1
#14376270 - 04/30/11 06:58 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Opiates blow.
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Mello Kitty
Beautiful Burnout



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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: blewmeanie]
#14376277 - 04/30/11 07:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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but seriously tho, see how much they can make simply by teasing guys on camera?
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blewmeanie




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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mello Kitty]
#14376279 - 04/30/11 07:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Do they make a lot? I really don't know. I imagine that sort of thing is probably not very emotionally healthy in the long run.
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skiddy
RockStar


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: TrustYourSelf]
#14376292 - 04/30/11 07:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Edit you know your a junkie when you eat icecream with a fork cause there's no spoons left
-------------------- PESH : Pinning Transeski : colonizing Orrisa : colonizing Mex a : colonizing You're not a mycologist just because you grow mushrooms.
Edited by skiddy (04/30/11 07:18 AM)
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy] 2
#14376359 - 04/30/11 07:42 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Btw everyone, it's "you're".
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skatealex2
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14376383 - 04/30/11 07:49 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You know you're a junkie when you suck dick for crack
Edited by skatealex2 (04/30/11 07:55 AM)
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skatealex2]
#14376391 - 04/30/11 07:53 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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YOU'RE*
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claraclairvoyant
well oiled machine



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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy]
#14379021 - 04/30/11 06:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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when you steal from your little sister, pawn her guitar, steal from the entire family, and can't NOT tell a lie
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Legend
RIP Sasha



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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14379069 - 04/30/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Mad_Larkin said: When you're doing shit like this:
Wind on to about 6:30.
holy fucking shit, i cringed at watching them shove that needle in and wiggle it around trying to find a vein. And that blank stare on the dude's face having the seizure gave me chills. I though that guy was going to say No don't be doing these drugs anymore man, but nope he said Maybe you should separate your crack and heroin by a couple of hours.
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Yacub
Psychedelic Redneck



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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy] 1
#14379213 - 04/30/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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.....When you berate the ODD forum for not appreciating the increased bio-availibility of plugging your droogz up your poop chute, and claiming that it's only because they're homophobic.
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gabbaganchi
version 4.3



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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Yacub]
#14379232 - 04/30/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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you're
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The Vapor
Lost In A Tea Daze


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: gabbaganchi]
#14379351 - 04/30/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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When you have ice in your ass and pussy?
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limestoneman
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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: gabbaganchi]
#14379387 - 04/30/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You've puked up your own feces. When you can puke while walking and go back to a straight face. When you can puke with a straight face.
When you can hit a vein, while drunk in a dark room, standing up. When you have a tattoo over the crook of your elbow. When said tattoo is kanji for poison. When you only got a gook tat because it's shape covered your track marks.
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TTT
Cultivate the inside


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: The Vapor]
#14379393 - 04/30/11 08:22 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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When you make a thread like this and contribute several times
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skiddy
RockStar


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: TTT]
#14380740 - 05/01/11 01:02 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Some of these are funny...
-------------------- PESH : Pinning Transeski : colonizing Orrisa : colonizing Mex a : colonizing You're not a mycologist just because you grow mushrooms.
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PeterGriffin467
Dirt Grub


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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: skiddy]
#14380836 - 05/01/11 01:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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You know you're an E-Junkie attention whore when u makes threads like this to bolster your internet hardcore E junkie status
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Legend]
#14380938 - 05/01/11 01:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
legit27 said:
Quote:
Mad_Larkin said: When you're doing shit like this:
Wind on to about 6:30.
holy fucking shit, i cringed at watching them shove that needle in and wiggle it around trying to find a vein. And that blank stare on the dude's face having the seizure gave me chills. I though that guy was going to say No don't be doing these drugs anymore man, but nope he said Maybe you should separate your crack and heroin by a couple of hours. 
Yeah, I thought the guy was a goner. Horrible.
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vandago



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Re: You know your a junkie when...... [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14381177 - 05/01/11 03:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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When balloons at a kids birthday party look like pinatas.
When your needle gets used more then your forks.
When there's a rainbow stain on your white t shirt from all the coatings of oxys you've sucked off and wiped there.
When you get pills for people, you suck them off before they get their goods.
^^^^^ People or the outside of pills, whichever youre more desperate for.
When stealing 100 dollars from your dying mother, shooting up in a tent, selling fake mushrooms and opium and chalk powder to "custies".......just isn't fun anymore.
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