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Anonymous #1

So insecure
    #14375696 - 04/30/11 01:03 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'm scared to death that my dick is too small. I realize that every single study ever done on penis size puts me slightly ABOVE the average(6.5 x5), but I can't convince myself that I'm good enough. I've always thought it was kinda small(especially when I'm soft), but the major turning point was when I slept with this girl, who literally lol'd as soon as she felt it, and later told everyone about it. It affects every part of my life because I'm constantly thinking about it...always. I can't even watch a movie because I'll lose track of the plot just sitting there lost in thought. I just gaze off into space with a dead, blank look on my face and drown out everything around me, not my choice...it just happens. It feels like I'm trapped in some kind of dimension where I can't willingly move out of it, it just keeps going and going and I can't control it. A few times this has happened and I've gotten all dizzy, got the fuzzy eyes and collapsed or passed out. I don't know what causes it, but it's pretty fucked.

I stopped talking to the girl I love more than anything because I'm scared she'll think I'm too small. I know she wouldn't say anything outright or laugh(but that doesn't stop me from dreaming about it/thinking about her laughing at me), but even a subtle glance or comment and I'll know how she feels. I'd literally kill for this girl, I just don't want her to hate me. I'm the only boyfriend she's ever had that's never cheated on her, hit her, etc, but in the end they're still better than me.

We have had sex before, and she says I'm really good in bed, I know for a fact that I've made her cum literally hundreds and hundreds of times, even made her squirt a few times, but she was a virgin when we were together, so what she says about me being good doesn't really count since she didn't know any better. I cry myself to sleep thinking about how much happier she is with a guy who can actually satisfy her.

I know if she actually did make fun of me or anything like that, I would go insane. This would be my "pre crime trigger" and I'd definitely end up doing something that would land me on the national news and conclude in suicide. I don't think I could live after that. I mean, a random slut did this to me, I don't wanna think about what she could do to me.

It was nice to kinda get this off my chest though, I doubt anyone will read it though.


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Re: So insecure [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14375705 - 04/30/11 01:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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I've always thought it was kinda small(especially when I'm soft), but the major turning point was when I slept with this girl, who literally lol'd as soon as she felt it, and later told everyone about it.



Ya we call them whores

Chad bro chill man


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Anonymous #1

Re: So insecure [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14375709 - 04/30/11 01:10 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

It's not really her fault my dick is small though.


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Anonymous #2

Re: So insecure [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14375724 - 04/30/11 01:15 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Dude 6.5 inches is fine, quit being a pussy.


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Re: So insecure [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #14376071 - 04/30/11 04:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

perhaps is wasn't the meat, but the motion that made her sea sick.


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Re: So insecure [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14376090 - 04/30/11 04:26 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You're obsessing over it. You need to check your thoughts, and take control of the behaviors that you currently reinforce.

penis size means nothing. waste your time thinking about something better, like how good life is.. the last thing i would want to be obsessing about if I were to die unexpectedly is whether or not my penis was good enough to please a woman that exists only because my conscious thought allows her to.


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Re: So insecure [Re: ManianFH]
    #14376117 - 04/30/11 04:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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mick said:
You're obsessing over it. You need to check your thoughts, and take control of the behaviors that you currently reinforce.

penis size means nothing. waste your time thinking about something better, like how good life is.. the last thing i would want to be obsessing about if I were to die unexpectedly is whether or not my penis was good enough to please a woman that exists only because my conscious thought allows her to.




winning post...
:winning:


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Re: So insecure [Re: Anonymous #4] * 2
    #14376343 - 04/30/11 07:38 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)



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I stopped talking to the girl I love more than anything because I'm scared she'll think I'm too small. I know she wouldn't say anything outright or laugh(but that doesn't stop me from dreaming about it/thinking about her laughing at me), but even a subtle glance or comment and I'll know how she feels. I'd literally kill for this girl, I just don't want her to hate me. I'm the only boyfriend she's ever had that's never cheated on her, hit her, etc, but in the end they're still better than me.

We have had sex before, and she says I'm really good in bed, I know for a fact that I've made her cum literally hundreds and hundreds of times, even made her squirt a few times, but she was a virgin when we were together, so what she says about me being good doesn't really count since she didn't know any better. I cry myself to sleep thinking about how much happier she is with a guy who can actually satisfy her.




Why does it matter shes a virgin? If she orgasms you are pleasing her.

You're super insecure and you know it.

You probably slept with a bitch or some loose ass whore. Most girls would probably find you too big.

Also guys care way more about cock size than girls do. Cock size is the one thing guys get as sensitive as women in relation to their bodies.

Its all in your head dude. Who keeps telling you this shit? You do. Do you even still talk to that bitch? Fuck her dude. Forget about her.


Edited by TrustYourSelf (04/30/11 07:40 AM)


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Re: So insecure [Re: TrustYourSelf] * 1
    #14377086 - 04/30/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Dude, OP, your dick is the same size as mine.

When I was 12, I measured my dick for the first time. It was four inches hard. From that day on, I figured statistically even though I'm 12 every one of my friends and enemies must have giant cocks and I'm just a tiny freak. After all, 5-6 was normal (for adults)

Even as it got bigger, this idea never left me. Eventually I grew up and my dick was six and a half inches long and I still thought it was just the tiniest thing ever.


Listen man.
Besides the three people I've had sex with I've put my dick ALL over the internet (here it is, in this forum! [in a cock ring teehee]), and several friends (IRL and online) have seen it (mostly male, mostly gay, so they've seen plenty of dicks), and everyone (except occasionally /b/) has been impressed. I'm actually bigger than some of my *very* sexually active friends.
My girlfriend squeals and flops around sometimes fucking CRIES because my dick is so good to her.
And you're the same size as me, nah'mean?

If you've got a girl that you're giving orgasms to on a regular basis, SHE LOVES YOUR COCK. She doesn't know how lucky she is, not having to deal with the fact that 80-something percent of all women don't cum from vaginal intercourse (because men don't know how to give orgasms)


I'll say that again. If you can feel her cumming on you all the time, then SHE LOVES YOUR COCK.
The length, width, shape, texture.. shit, she probably loves the smell of it she finds on herself later.
Think about it man. Masturbate to it.
Have her give you head.
ASK HER WHAT SHE THINKS OF YOUR DICK (after all, if you love her she should be privy to your petty insecurities)



You wanna see how big your dick really is?
If you're as big as you described, this will work;
Get hard
Take both your fists and grip your knob from base to tip one hand over the other.
I'm guessing that your two fists either *just* cover it, or more than likely the head is sticking out some.

Take your fists and hold them together in the same way, in front of you and look at how big of a span that really is.

For an even more dramatic example, take your fists (or your cock!) and lay it on your girlfriend, with the base where it would be if you were fully inside her. See how far you actually go inside her. Unless she's a megagiant amazon woman, your dick (or fists) is gonna cover her entire pussy, and probably stick up to her stomach a little, maybe more.

That's pretty god damn big dude.

The angle from which you normally see your cock (looking down on it) makes it look WAY smaller than it looks to everyone else. Six and a half inches is a lot bigger than you realize (especially when we're talking about rooting vaginas/mouths/ass holes).


To summarize, OP, you have a great dick. Accept it.
Your girly can't WAIT to accept it again.





Man this is like the third "nah bro your dick is totally big!" post I've made this week.
I REALLY wish this board was here when I was growing up, obsessed with thinking I had a tiny useless winky.


OH I FORGOT.
COMPLETELY DISREGARD YOUR DICK SIZE WHEN SOFT
If you don't already know that you fucking definitely should. Soft is nothing.
The dick is a utility. When its use isn't required, it tucks itself away for safe keeping. Don't stress it.
More than that, enjoy it!
Once you're more comfortable with it, you'll learn to love watching your girlfriend make it grow from its standing point of "anywhere from invisible to dangling night-stick" to its full-on sledge-hammer level as much as she does.


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Edited by LSDXM (04/30/11 11:32 AM)


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Re: So insecure [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14378457 - 04/30/11 04:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

penis penis penis penis

you have to fuck her like a smooth electric snake


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Re: So insecure [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14378669 - 04/30/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

OP, get over it.

6.5 is the PERFECT size to me. I've had 8"+ and its just not fun. I can deep throat but its a chore when its so big, plus it hurts to attempt other sexual acts and its not something I see myself becoming accustom to unless the dude is fucking awesome.

Get over yourself and focus on real matters of evolving as a person, instead of being hung up on the child like notion that your dick is a representative of how much of a man you are. No woman likes that.


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Re: So insecure [Re: TTT]
    #14379297 - 04/30/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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you have to fuck her like a smooth electric snake




:themoreyouknow:


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Re: So insecure [Re: Humility]
    #14379629 - 04/30/11 09:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yeah OP, women worship smaller cocks than yours. find the G spot.


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Re: So insecure [Re: wellage]
    #14380184 - 04/30/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

As a penis connoisseur, I have to tell you that it's more about the way you work it than the actual size.  Definitely the best sex I've ever had was with guys who were average size, or even less than average size.  The reason had to do with their confidence, and their conscious effort to do what they knew would make me feel good. 

I've also had guys who were huge, who I've for the most part been disappointed with.  It's not always true I'm sure, but from my experience, the biggest guys don't put forth the effort.  They think all they have to do is be big and half ass it, and they're automatically sex gods, which couldn't be farther from the truth.  Trust me, 6 & 1/2'' is more than enough, but if you doubt yourself, it's bound to be disappointing for both people.


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Re: So insecure [Re: BadAssPterodactyl]
    #14386784 - 05/02/11 03:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

OP, if I were you, I would call up this woman that you love and take her on the hottest, most romantic date you can possibly muster. Then take her home, give her a full body massage, wiggle those clothes off of her, and spend as much time as possible pleasing this girl. Change positions or just take it slow and rub her clit if you have stamina troubles.

Trust me man. If you're making girls come and they (appearing sincere, of course) like it, you're doing something right. Call her up, see if she wants to hang/date. If she says yes, well, guess what, SCORE! If she says no, well, don't take it personal.

You just need one good fuck to settle your nerves. At one point in time I'm pretty sure all men get scared about their penis size and performance. For me, it just took one evening, literally about 30-35 minutes for me to settle my nerves for the rest of my life. Make her moan, make her scream, make her wriggle, make her cum, and do it with your mouth, fingers, and cock and be proud.

Its more about the passion and how much you care about getting your lover off than your dick size, at least in relationships that is.


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Re: So insecure [Re: Joolz]
    #14390291 - 05/02/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

If you think that 6.5" is tiny, you watch waayyyyyy too much porn dude. And anyone that values the size of your dick over the type of person that you are, obviously isn't worth your time. Quit judging yourself and others and try believing what people tell you instead.


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Re: So insecure [Re: TheEnd]
    #14392327 - 05/03/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I'm 5.8" or so for the most part, however a good absence of sex will cause me to be super horny and can push it up past 6'. Stop watching porn and thinking that all girls are the same. Porn stars have sex multiple times a day. This girl (hopefully) doesn't, so you don't have to be a porn star to date her. That's just ridiculous.


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Re: So insecure [Re: Joolz]
    #14399672 - 05/04/11 12:14 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Ha ha ha. Ur post has made my day. I'm the same size, and I always have problems with thinkin I'm too small. But hearing ur problems makes me feel extremely blessed. Thank u sir. I think this will change my life.


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Re: So insecure [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14400023 - 05/04/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

this sounds trollish


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