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just my luck..
    #14375520 - 04/30/11 12:07 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

So last night, my friends and I hit up this coffee shop where this pretty hot Asian girl works, and we decided to finally make a move and try to get her name/number. We were planning to ask her while giving her the check.

Everything was going smooth, she took our orders and we were waiting for our drinks.

This was where the "tragedy" happened. Apparently nowadays, for some weird reason, I have this sudden non-stop nosebleed whenever I encounter any hot Asian girls (maybe it's just a coincidence, but it happened twice already :shrug:. As SOON as she came to our table with our drinks, I had a bloody waterfall pouring straight out of my nose and I tried my best to run straight to the bathroom, but unfortunately some of the blood dripped to the floor. I was hoping she didn't notice any of the blood and hoped she just thought I had to use the bathroom urgently.

When I finally got out of the bathroom, I saw her stare directly at me and I just walked back to the table. My friend then told me that she noticed the blood and was a bit freaked out, but he tried his best to clean it all up before she saw anymore of it. Now there is no way I can ever try to get her name/number, ever since that nosebleed incident, but it definitely did create some memories for my friends and I to look back and laugh at.

Another opportunity that I had to ruin...sighh :facepalm:


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Re: just my luck.. [Re: Best In The World]
    #14375524 - 04/30/11 12:09 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: just my luck.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14375558 - 04/30/11 12:14 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I would be a champ and ask her out right after my nosebleed stopped.

cuz I don't give a fuck

and if I wasn't gonna ask her, I might as well ask her, just so she can say no to me


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Re: just my luck.. [Re: Uzziel]
    #14375566 - 04/30/11 12:16 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

LOL I was actually thinking about that but then...I wanted to save myself from having to face more embarrassment when I definitely knew she was going to reject us, especially after the damn incident Dx


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Re: just my luck.. [Re: Best In The World]
    #14375577 - 04/30/11 12:20 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

why would your nose randomly bleed? You been pickin it?


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Re: just my luck.. [Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
    #14375590 - 04/30/11 12:23 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

When I was younger I had the same problem. I would get nosebleeds out of nowhere...sometimes they lasted hours.


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Re: just my luck.. [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14375627 - 04/30/11 12:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Reminds me of Japanese anime.  Boy finds a girl attractive, then comes the nosebleed bit


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Re: just my luck.. [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #14375641 - 04/30/11 12:40 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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AsAboveSoBelow said:
why would your nose randomly bleed? You been pickin it?




lol it might be allergies but it's been happening quite often nowadays :frown:

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I_was_the_walrus said:
When I was younger I had the same problem. I would get nosebleeds out of nowhere...sometimes they lasted hours.




Hours!? Damn this went on for about 25 minutes and I was freaking out lol

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Reminds me of Japanese anime.  Boy finds a girl attractive, then comes the nosebleed bit




LOL that's exactly what one of my friends said Dx


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Re: just my luck.. [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #14375648 - 04/30/11 12:43 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Reminds me of Japanese anime.  Boy finds a girl attractive, then comes the nosebleed bit




That's exactly what I was thinking.



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Re: just my luck.. [Re: Best In The World]
    #14375674 - 04/30/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Changsta said:
So last night, my friends and I hit up this coffee shop where this pretty hot Asian girl works, and we decided to finally make a move and try to get her name/number. We were planning to ask her while giving her the check.




Do you and your friends often gang up on one woman to ask her for her number? :lol:


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Re: just my luck.. [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
    #14375688 - 04/30/11 01:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

I would have continued to sit there and done nothing about it, talking with blood pouring into my mouth and finish my drink.

If shes going to reject you because of a nose bleed which is obviously something you couldn't forsee or stop. Why not have some fun and freak her out if shes going to be all Jerry Seinfeld over it?


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Re: just my luck.. [Re: mrckb]
    #14375711 - 04/30/11 01:11 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Every month when she starts bleeding out of her vag just act all grossed out and make her feel bad.


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Re: just my luck.. [Re: mrckb]
    #14375740 - 04/30/11 01:21 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

Changsta said:
So last night, my friends and I hit up this coffee shop where this pretty hot Asian girl works, and we decided to finally make a move and try to get her name/number. We were planning to ask her while giving her the check.




Do you and your friends often gang up on one woman to ask her for her number? :lol:




LOL come to think of it...we actually do lmaao but always fails in some kinda way..this time I just fucked us all over xD


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I would have continued to sit there and done nothing about it, talking with blood pouring into my mouth and finish my drink.

If shes going to reject you because of a nose bleed which is obviously something you couldn't forsee or stop. Why not have some fun and freak her out if shes going to be all Jerry Seinfeld over it?




wow would you really!? Damn that takes a lot of guts, especially when people around you are just watching you lol and noo thank you LOL especially when I go there all the time to chill xP


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