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FeedingMyDreams
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Funniest Press Conference Ever
#14375192 - 04/29/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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True story. The pitching coach of the Atlanta Braves got suspended for these hilarious antics. And for some reason the offended party wanted their adorable twin daughters there. You can just see them trying not to break out in laughter. Then for some reason they performed a very serious demonstration of a baseball bat entering well, you know where they're going with it.

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Just watching the beginning was pretty hilarious as it is, this woman sounds like this is the most important thing she's ever been associated with and takes it way too seriously. The coordinated baseball bat thrusting through the dudes hand brought this clip up to a whole new level of awkward comedy
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Re: Funniest Press Conference Ever [Re: Superide]
#14375568 - 04/30/11 12:17 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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I think they needed to extend the thrusting part at the end, I didn't quite catch it
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Was it necasary for her to describe and demonstrate sodomy with a baseball bat in front of small children? Thats pretty fucked up repugnant shit...
Also from 2:10 until the end she looked like thrusting that bat through his hand anus was getting her hot. And he looked pissed cuz he was the catcher.
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 Haha, that's hilarious. Good find. Poor children. With the press conference, now even more people are exposed to that crap... making it worse than if they had left the issue alone.
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Re: Funniest Press Conference Ever [Re: Atlantis]
#14377033 - 04/30/11 11:06 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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"then he used a crude word for... um.... rear end." It's an anus lady! say it! say anus!
I enjoyed this immensely.
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Re: Funniest Press Conference Ever [Re: lil_demented]
#14377104 - 04/30/11 11:22 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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"Kids don't effing belong at this press conference".
Uhm yeah this is hilarious. I was pretty bored up until the end, then i was so amused i wasn't sure this was real.
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Re: Funniest Press Conference Ever [Re: tk3]
#14377217 - 04/30/11 11:51 AM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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what's a good program to make .gifs? I looked into it before but couldnt find any decent program/couldn't figure it out
I want to make a .gif of this for my sig. the look on that guys face is classic
Does anyone else get the feeling that the lady is totally getting off on this? I can just picture her in black latex with a whip.. naughty boys! I'll teach you not to make homophobic comments!
Edited by AsAboveSoBelow (04/30/11 12:03 PM)
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FeedingMyDreams
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Quote:
AsAboveSoBelow said: what's a good program to make .gifs? I looked into it before but couldnt find any decent program/couldn't figure it out
I want to make a .gif of this for my sig. the look on that guys face is classic
Does anyone else get the feeling that the lady is totally getting off on this? I can just picture her in black latex with a whip.. naughty boys! I'll teach you not to make homophobic comments!
OMG, a GIF of the baseball bat being thrusted back and forth between that man's finger tips would be perfect.
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she needs a brain. That coach needs an award. I wonder how much her teeth are worth?
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Re: Funniest Press Conference Ever [Re: Raw]
#14379884 - 04/30/11 10:09 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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This was fucking hilarious. I started cracking up as soon as the video started just from the way this lady was talking about this matter like it was the most monumental thing that as ever happened to humanity. By the end I was on the FLOOR.
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yo i just laughed my fucking ass off out loud. i havent dont that in forever. so fucking funny. are they serious?? hahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhah
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Re: Funniest Press Conference Ever [Re: dshow]
#14384277 - 05/01/11 06:46 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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The pitching coach got suspended for 2 weeks. boo!
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FeedingMyDreams
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Quote:
noticeofeviction said: This was fucking hilarious. I started cracking up as soon as the video started just from the way this lady was talking about this matter like it was the most monumental thing that as ever happened to humanity. By the end I was on the FLOOR.

OMG, thank you.
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FeedingMyDreams
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I wish more coaches acted so comically insane.
Edited by FeedingMyDreams (05/01/11 10:35 PM)
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This needs one last bump for it still being relevant and hilarious.
Crap, the video has been removed. Just look at the GIF and try to use your imagination as how a press conference got like that.
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What better way to teach our nation's youth about sex than with this baseball bat and some dude's hand? They seriously could've left out the children, had the same demonstration with the bat and hand, and kids would have still been clueless as to wtf was going on. Idiots.
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I guess we now know exactly why san fransisco is all butt hurt about it
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That's gotta be a joke. hahahah why would it go on so long?
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Re: Funniest Press Conference Ever [Re: Brugman]
#14390428 - 05/02/11 06:34 PM (12 years, 8 months ago) |
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WHAT!?!?!?!! LOL
"I took my kids to a baseball game and not everyone was on their best behavior" LOL are you kidding 
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